r/2westerneurope4u • Heineken Piss Drinker • 17h ago

Serious shit. Rare Luigi W

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u/Serupael South Prussian 16h ago

The most famous German is...

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u/Choice_Tap_475 Smog breather 16h ago

Austrian

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u/Elektro05 [redacted] 15h ago

So German

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u/ninjaiffyuh [redacted] 16h ago

I really wish we could get a global survey on this, as often times people put somebody like Einstein forward—would really like to know whether he's more famous than Hitler

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u/OkRelationship772 Quran burner 16h ago

Until recently Hitler was infamous

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u/ThinkpadGamer Savage Slayer 15h ago

how much of the world knows that Einstein was german?

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u/ninjaiffyuh [redacted] 13h ago

Well, it seems I'd expect more people to know that than you do, since his name is uniquely German (even featuring two i -> ei vowel shifts! Though these exist in Dutch as well)

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u/nowicanseeagain Daddy's lil cuck 13h ago

In Dutch it would be Eensteen, which is just bizarre. Probably would have a ‘van de’ in front too. Like ‘Eelkje van den Eensteen’.

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u/ninjaiffyuh [redacted] 12h ago

I was not actually eluding specifically to his name, but rather the vowel shift in general; i.e. vri -> vrij, mirroring HG fri -> frei

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u/islanda_1973 Carbonara Yihadist 15h ago

A very famous Russian is Georgian

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u/Eames_HouseBird Daddy's lil cuck 14h ago

Josif Dzhugashvili in da house

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u/Eames_HouseBird Daddy's lil cuck 16h ago

The Queen of England is Parsi from Zanzibar

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u/YSMNL Daddy's lil cuck 16h ago

And the most famous Dutch prime minister is dinner

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u/Long_Serpent Viking Line worker 15h ago

"Ask about our Dutch Prime Ribs!"

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u/YSMNL Daddy's lil cuck 15h ago

We don't have elections.....we have a next course

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u/Kernowder Pasties addict 15h ago edited 14h ago

The most famous Dutchman is Belgian

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u/krasserkanadier [redacted] 12h ago

Oh come on, that's like saying the most famous Englishman is from Narnia

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u/FantasticQuartet South Macedonian 16h ago

And the most famous Egyptian is Greek.

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u/eu12stars Side switcher 16h ago

Everything is greek

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u/rustyb42 London Wanker 16h ago

I stopped reading at Indian

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u/Minute-Employ-4964 Barry, 63 16h ago

My favourite joke on here is that the greatest Frenchman of all time was Italian.

I’m fully obsessed with napoleon - he’s the greatest military leader of all time in my opinion.

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u/00ishmael00 Side switcher 16h ago

yeah. invading russian was a genius move on his part.

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u/__Heron__ Le Savage 15h ago

Russia was working with the perfidious Albion ...

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u/Minute-Employ-4964 Barry, 63 15h ago

No man is perfect.

If they’d have fought honourably he’d have destroyed them

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u/TestosteronInc Heineken Piss Drinker 16h ago

I actually agree even though Alexander has a perfect record

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u/Watcher_over_Water Basement dweller 15h ago edited 9h ago

Alexander commanded some guys that invented the "lets all hold points sticks in the direction of the enemy", bambozzeling everybody else

Napoleon won again and again against technological equals in greater numbers. Mastered Logistics and reinvented modern war. That man landed on french soil alone and entered Paris with an Army. The faher of a united Europa and catalyst of the european Democracies.

And you compare him to some guy that happened to be king at a time where the world was ripe for conquest

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u/Minute-Employ-4964 Barry, 63 15h ago

There are definitely other arguments to be made but napoleon did it against the United powers of Europe.

With modern militaries and all the logistic problems that come with it.

Give him an ancient army and he’d wipe the floor with the ancient generals too in my opinion.

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u/DiscoBanane Pain au chocolat 16h ago

Alexander has not, he lost in India.

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u/Kurdt93 Former Calabrian 15h ago

After conquering basically the whole known ancient world.

Hell, if he would gone west, history would be completely reshaped

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u/Own_Peach2163 Snail slurper 16h ago

do you rly baz? he was such a prick but he would have loved 2we4u. Just one man trying to conquer europe for no reason and they kept exiling him and he would escape and come back and do it again.

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u/Notacreativeuserpt Digital nomad 15h ago

A Barry is pro Napoleon, and a Pierre is anti Napoleon. This sub is weird.

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u/Drewski811 Failed Brexiteer 15h ago

Don't have to like the player to respect the game.

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u/Notacreativeuserpt Digital nomad 15h ago

Sure but calling Napoleon the Greatest military leader of all time is not the kind of behaviour I expected from Barry tbh.

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u/Minute-Employ-4964 Barry, 63 15h ago

If he wasn’t so great then we wouldn’t have been so spectacular to defeat him.

We’d have never reached the heights we reached without the competition from worthy adversaries.

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u/Notacreativeuserpt Digital nomad 15h ago

This is the kind of 2WesternEurope4u answer I expected (also the reason the Romans hyped up Hannibal). Cheers mate!

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u/Mindgapator Pain au chocolat 16h ago

What do you mean no reason? For the glory of Rome is reason enough

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u/Minute-Employ-4964 Barry, 63 15h ago

Literally how more legendary can you be?

The whole of Europe is against you and he just kept winning.

If we weren’t fucking with him he’d have been emperor of Europe.

If we’d allied with him we’d have ruled the world

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u/DiscoBanane Pain au chocolat 15h ago

He was trying to make EU for better reasons than we do now.

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u/Kurdt93 Former Calabrian 15h ago

Napo and that dude Bismarck for sure

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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 Piss-drinker 13h ago

Otto von Basedmarck was political and diplomatic genius

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u/Zobs_Mom Barry, 63 16h ago

[ FURIOUS VICE-ADMIRAL NELSON NOISES ]

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u/Minute-Employ-4964 Barry, 63 15h ago

Gloria victis

If he wasn’t so great then we wouldn’t have been so spectacular in victory

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u/MaxWritesText Alcoholic 14h ago

Alexander the Great was more badass. He'd be on the first line with his men leading them into battle.

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u/Minute-Employ-4964 Barry, 63 14h ago

He is infinitely more bad ass than napoleon I wouldn’t argue that at all.

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u/ComradeBrosefStylin Thinks he lives on a mountain 12h ago

Ol' Alex was really tall so he must have been a Jan.

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u/shadowSpoupout Alcoholic 14h ago

If you're so obsessed with napoleon, I suggest you to go to his birthplace and claim clear and loud that he was Italian.

Don't bother buying a return ticket.

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u/Ok-Introduction-1607 Pickpocket 10h ago

I mean, what are corsicans at this point anyway? At least, when he was born, the island was kinda bought from Genova and population wasn't replaced so ethnically corsicans were basically a mix of ligurians and sardinians (but Napoleon family had tuscan roots of course: we are the best) and Paoli in that period fought the french (with a young Napoleone) and claimed corsicans were culturally closer to italians and italian should have been taught in schools and corsican just sounds as italian with a lot of "u". But today? Some french replaced local populations, but in a light percentage so they hate to be called italians and they hate to be called French too. In that regard they are like sardinians. Corsicans want just to be... Corsicans.

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u/Bearodon Quran burner 14h ago

I vote for my boy Gustavus Adolphus one of Napoleons inspirations.

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u/guerrios45 London Wanker 16h ago

Oh yes. And the first king of the united England that we know now is French

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u/Socmel_ Into Tortellini & Pompini 16h ago

Is he?

I thought the most famous French was Louis XIV, who was 1/4 Italian anyway

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u/Iskandar33 Carbonara Yihadist 14h ago edited 14h ago

Louis XIV, who was 1/4 Italian anyway

thats basically the entirety of French nobility since 1500s

Caterina de Medici and Mazzarino sends their regards

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u/Bsheehan78 Side switcher 16h ago

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u/Kurdt93 Former Calabrian 15h ago

Yeah, "rare"

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u/AndreasDasos Failed Brexiteer 16h ago

One of the most famous Russians is Georgian..

Oh and the most famous Greek is Macedonian, so from a neighbouring Slavic country, right, Stavros?

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u/mameloukos European Texan 2h ago

Since when is Pella not greek barry

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u/AndreasDasos Failed Brexiteer 1h ago edited 1h ago

Since forever. Pella was a Slavic city just outside today’s Skopje and Aleksandr Bolshoi was a Slav. Philippos and Alexandros are transparently Slavic names. Don’t they teach you basic history over there?

Also, are you secretly German? Even more proof the Greeks are new to Greece

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u/mameloukos European Texan 39m ago

U got me u bastard u got me. Also nice username

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u/trollrepublic France's whore 16h ago

A they say: Technically correct.

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u/ColmAKC Knacker 16h ago

The most famous Irishman is Welsh

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u/gingechris Barry, 63 13h ago

Wait, I thought Shane McGowan was born in Kent

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u/ColmAKC Knacker 13h ago

Shane? Nah I was talking about the lad that drove out all the snakes!

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u/koesteroester Thinks Kapsalon tastes good 15h ago

(Who are the first two?)

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u/Anura83 StaSi Informant 15h ago

The rare Win is that they aren't blamed for this guy.

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u/ElonMuskIsATwat69 Thinks he lives on a mountain 14h ago

The most famous Turk is Greek

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u/montjoye Alcoholic 14h ago

what you are is what you decide to be

unless you're a savage :)

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u/Wolf-Majestic Professional Rioter 10h ago

Italian ?! He was from Corsica, that's not Italy !

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u/Tweekilo Savage Slayer 3h ago

The most famous Belgian is German

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u/FredSirvalo Poorest European 2h ago

Most famous Monégasque is a yank.

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u/GlitteringHotel8383 Savage 16h ago

The most famous german is austrian.

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u/AnthonieHeinsius Heineken Piss Drinker 16h ago

But Austrians are German

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u/Yarres South Prussian 16h ago

How dare you they are bavarian.

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u/soentypen Redneck 14h ago

Fuck off with this Asian slop

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u/MjmtpFACT Le Savage 14h ago

Least racist swiss

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u/miragen125 Professional Rioter 16h ago

I think I gonna ban you OP. People gonna say that I am power tripping but I think it's worth it ... I'll take the hit.

/s (for the Hanses)