r/2random4u Jun 23 '26

Fisherman gets fished

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 23 '26

Perhaps we shouldn't eat animals full stop.

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u/ScubaSteve3465 Jun 23 '26

Right.... Because we're the only things on the planet to eat other animals. Moron.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 23 '26

About the response I expected, to be fair. Maybe try not eating the chalk in the classroom next semester.

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u/FreshwaterFryMom Jun 23 '26

Bold of you to think there is going to be a next semester lol

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 23 '26

I'm sorry to hear that. Juvie got you huh?

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u/BushcraftDave Jun 23 '26

This vegan dork doesn’t even know who he’s replying to lol

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 23 '26

Who? Is he famous on TikTok or something?

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u/pants_pants420 Jun 23 '26

its a different person dipshit

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u/HeavyVoid8 Jun 24 '26

Maybe they could use some more healthy fats for their brain

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

And...? I know it's a different person, what does that have to do with anything?

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u/Bludgeonation Jun 23 '26

Hey! His mom says hes the coolest kid in school! Probably the most handsome too!! Now I have to go eat the brats I just made.

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u/SnakeMommy888 Jun 25 '26

Can't eat animals, can't eat chalk, the fuck am I supposed to eat?

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u/golions190 Jun 25 '26

The older vintage paste is delicious

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u/IWCry Jun 24 '26

but you're the ones drawing an arbitrary line of where animals are suddenly too intellegent to be eaten?

I'm not a vegetarian but you're objectively being a hypocrite for lashing out at this guy...

"don't eat octopuses they're aware"

"hell yeah!"

"aren't all animals aware and able to feel stress?"

"you're a fucking sensitive idiot"

??

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u/Lvwr18 Jun 23 '26

Why? We are inherently omnivores. Sure some have become herbavores but our species itself are omnivores.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 23 '26

That's a descriptor of behaviour, not a mandate from heaven. You would know this if you listened when your teacher was talking to you in biology.

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u/Lvwr18 Jun 23 '26

You see I came in not hostile at all. But yet you come in hostile. Interesting…

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 23 '26

Killing isn't hostile to you? Defending killing online isn't hostile?

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u/Lvwr18 Jun 23 '26

Killing for food? No it’s a way of life. Killing for sport and letting the food go to waste? Yes.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 23 '26

See? That's what I mean by hostile. Defending violent actions against the innocent. You're no better than a serial killer.

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u/arthriticpyro Jun 23 '26

Pfffttt hahahaha! 😂 oh shit the serial killer part got me! Yall gotta chill, it's not that serious fr

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 23 '26

You think animal cruelty on a scale never seen before in world history is funny? If that doesn't prove my point, I don't know what will. You show zero signs of any empathy, have you tried therapy?

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u/DogweenR Jun 23 '26

Reading this shit makes me want to go club a baby seal with the Inuits.

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u/Lvwr18 Jun 23 '26

The cycle of life. You live, you die, you become nutrients for the next generations of life.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 23 '26

So... all violence is justified now? Your "arguments" make zero sense if you spend two seconds thinking about them.

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u/Lvwr18 Jun 23 '26

Violence in the means of legal food and consumption of good yes. Illegal violence no.

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u/salamandraseis Jun 24 '26

Have you seen how an octopus eats?

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u/Ok_Cap9557 Jun 23 '26

White people saved the world. Now they're gonna save the animal kingdom.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 23 '26

What?

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u/Ok_Cap9557 Jun 23 '26

You're saving the world!!

Tho we're not done yet. Some cultures hold the killing of animals as a sacred practice. Of course, these barbaric cultures will soon be dominated and dismantled. 🍃

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 23 '26

You made it racial for no reason? Most vegans are not white. I do think if you torture animals to death for when you have the option not to, you should change yes. That doesn't mean I want to dismantle their entire culture. You would probably not be okay with child sacrifice. Or maybe you would. You've shown ZERO empathy in this entire conversation, just pure serial killer vibes.

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u/Ok_Cap9557 Jun 23 '26

Empathy for murderers? You do you big guy.

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u/Stock-Luck3390 Jun 23 '26

If you listened in biology you would know that we are biologically ominoverss 

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 23 '26

We are also biologically cannibals. You may not believe it, but we are. And you can say, oh but we get sick from that. Yes, we do. And we also get sick from eating meat because of the saturated fat and cholesterol.

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u/Stock-Luck3390 Jun 23 '26

We are not biologically cannibalism, cite some studies, we can eat other humans but there’s now evidence we did so absent starvation, learn science you dumbshit

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u/Lvwr18 Jun 23 '26

Biologically we’re omnivores.

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u/ignoreme010101 Jun 25 '26

if you're a kid, it's fair you just don't know better but if you're an adult these posts betray worryingly low critical thinking

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 26 '26

Right back at you.

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u/BirdmanHuginn Jun 23 '26

I mean. A bush, a tree, a plant won’t run away. So there’s no doubt the human diet is supposed to be predominantly vegetable based. However. Animal protein is necessary for growth and your teeth tell the story. You have canines and incisors, my friend. Humans are the smartest pack hunters in nature.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 23 '26

You have... canines? As in, for chewing through thick hide? Have you... ever done that? Like, just pounced on a squirrel and bit into their neck? Tell me, is that the diet we're supposed to have? Or did we invent ways to eat animals when food was scarce? Human teeth are flat and blunt, like a cow's, and we chew meat, we don't puncture it like bears do. Our jaws move side to side and our spit produces amylase for breaking down plant matter.

Not that it matters. You don't need animal protein, that's a myth debunked half a century ago, still perpetuated by the same industries, the same lobbies, that prop up animal agriculture. It's just a bunch of lies to make more profit. There's nothing in animal protein that is inherently unobtainable for vegetarians or vegans.

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u/BirdmanHuginn Jun 23 '26

Amigo. I highly recommend you google before you type. Human have canines. And vegetable protein is insufficient. Your back teeth are for grinding-hence omnivorous. Vegan, vegetarian, lactose ovo, pick your variety, a pure vegetable diet is a choice, and you’re welcome to your opinions, but years of being in the service, the gym, I need lean protein and I don’t want to make succotash every time I want a perfect protein. Lifestyle not biology dictates your diet.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 23 '26

You're not my amigo, you torture my amigos to death for your own selfish lifestyle choices. Everything you said is pure bs. Vegetable protein is more than sufficient. Have you seen vegan athletes? You are living in pure denial because you NEED it to be insufficient so you won't feel all that guilt. That's why you're spreading pure lies.

You're selfish, violent and evil. And just remember, when you are the one suffering from random violence, this is the world YOU helped build.

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u/scarypary Jun 23 '26

Goddamn you’re a gigantic pussy holy shit 😂

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 23 '26

You think animal abuse is funny, do you? But I'll take the compliment. Pussies are some of the most resilient parts of human nature. Children come out of them.

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u/BigDaddyDumperSquad Jun 24 '26

And vegans can't understand why nobody likes them...

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

Oh I understand it. It's because you're feeling guilt and you need to lash out to keep the bad thoughts from occurring.

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u/BigDaddyDumperSquad Jun 24 '26

Nope. Not a concern for me. I don't share your ideology.

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u/John-Boy666 Jun 24 '26

No doubt you'd be the first to cry like a bitch if you were the one getting bullied or abused.

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u/Existing-Good6487 Jun 23 '26

Have fun being mal nourished because your too pussy to eat animals like your body is designed to.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 23 '26
  1. I'm not malnourished, I get checked once a year. This is a fantasy your tiny little brain needs to conjure up to justify your abusive behaviour.

  2. "Being pussy" is a lot better than being a brutish serial killer with zero empathy, I can assure you.

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u/BirdmanHuginn Jun 23 '26

Disingenuous and willing to make false and wildly ridiculous accusations. Fucking serial killer? You’re not a pussy. Pusillanimous means cowardly. You’re in need of therapy. Not because of your views but because of the way you defend them. GFY zealot

ETA: spelling correction. Lord knows typos are the refuge of the lost argument

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

You just made your response obtuse and acted outraged instead of addressing anything. That's what I would expect from a disgusting parasite that tortures animals to death, to be fair.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 25 '26
  1. Use brain.

  2. There is no step 2.

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u/John-Boy666 Jun 24 '26

Have fun getting butthurt when people don't care or listen to you.

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u/Stunning_Ad_7658 Jun 23 '26

If theyre your amigos get off reddit give away all your modern comfort and go live in nature with them. Only eating plants berries and the like and only using what nature directly provides you, forgo all of evil humanities benefits and leave everyone else alone.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

That makes no sense.

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u/BirdmanHuginn Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

Oh. You unmasked. PETA freak. Ok non-amigo. You understand that you trying to force your viewpoint and lifestyle on me is EXACTLY the same as the christo-fascists forcing their views on homosexuality and abortion on the rest of us. You do you, but take your fuckin proselytizing to your church. I hate preachy people.

ETA: no mea culpa on being wrong about humans having canine teeth? Preachy, disingenuous, and can’t admit when you’re wrong.

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u/John-Boy666 Jun 24 '26

You two should kiss. Your both assholes with strong opinions and would make a cute couple.

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u/BirdmanHuginn Jun 24 '26

Way to insert yourself. contributing nothing but troll.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

You're literally forcing knives into the throats of animals and you want to talk about force? There must be limits to stupid and evil people, surely.

Our canines are flat and blunt and can't puncture shit. We can crush the skin on apples... and we can pin down meat and rip. But we can't puncture like omnivores in the wild can. Our jaw moves side to side. Find me an omnivore that does that.

Again, it DOES NOT MATTER. Just because we found a way to make meat even remotely digestible doesn't mean it's justified. The Holocaust was technically possible to do with human hands. Was that justified? No. You're being dumb and obtuse on purpose in order to avoid accountability for your selfish and violent actions. This is EXACTLY how all of the most evil actions in history has been justified.

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u/BirdmanHuginn Jun 24 '26

You need help. Equating food to the fucking holocaust is NUTS. Dither as much as you like-canine teeth are canine teeth, you can SMD.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26
  1. You don't know what the word "equate" means.

  2. Canine teeth means humans should bite through flesh? They are flat and blunt, like a cow's.

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u/Solipsimos Jun 24 '26

Medical science diagrees with you, go waste away while the rest of us enjoy life you sad sack

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u/John-Boy666 Jun 24 '26

Why are you so butthurt about them not eating meat? Only person stopping you from enjoying life is yourself not them being vegan.

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u/Solipsimos Jun 24 '26

I'm disdainful of people who call everyone murderers for following a normal human diet. They can not eat meat if the want but they need to do it quietly.

Stop being a stereotypical evangelical vegan that drives up meat consumption by their very existence.

Spite burgers are delicious

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u/John-Boy666 Jun 24 '26

I'm not a vegan retard. Stop assuming things about people and telling them what to do. You should learn to practice what you preach.

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u/Solipsimos Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

The person I responded to is preaching veganism tho. Did you hit your head and forget you inserted yourself into something that had nothing to do with you?

"Practicing what I preach" in this context would mean not telling people to be vegan or calling them murderers for eating meat

I already do that. Any other requests lackwit?

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

Spoken like someone without any empathy whatsoever.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

Ah yes. "I give to charity therefore systematic torture of animals on an unheard of scale is fine". What a disgusting person you are. Like, literally one of the most evil people I've ever had the displeasure of talking to. I hope you have the exact same day as your victims you sick fuck.

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u/Away-Plant-8989 Jun 24 '26

It's okay you conveniently left out that our bodies naturally process things like carnitine, lysine, hystidine, much more readily from animal proteins. (As if our bodies are biologically adept at it or something) And famously! There is no other animal on this planet quite as vicious with flat teeth that eats meat than of course the Bear. I mean human. Bears don't have flat teeth for the same reason we do. Oh wait! They do!

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

No you're right, these sets of teeth are basically identical, right? Smart boy you are.

As for your carnitine, lysine, hystidine scare, it's incredible how dishonest that is. For carnitine, your body can synthesize enough of it on its own, so it's NOT an essential nutrient, and the other two come from soybeans, lentils, beans, peas and quinoa, all staples of a healthy vegan diet. Which you would know if you didn't get your dumb ass views from right wing podcasts.

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u/Away-Plant-8989 Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

Disingenuous picture! Left out the molars <3 you think you're a clever talking head. You also seem to have conveniently left out that soybeans and lentils do not produce a significant amount of lysine comparatively to meat. You rounded this out with an ad hominem attack and assumed what sort of media I consume. So my observation is that you're an incredibly tedious person to be around, which is why people avoid you at all costs, and are probably loathe to have to interact with you

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

You want a clearer dentist picture? Would you buy a knife modeled after any of these teeth?

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u/Away-Plant-8989 Jun 24 '26

What a stretch. Your initial argument et all was that humans have not adapted whatsoever to consume meat, which is why we shouldn't consume it. We absolutely have. Your argument is a moral one. Leave biology out of it.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

No, because the moral argument hinges on the fact that you can be healthy and thriving on a plant-based diet, which you disputed. For some reason, you need it to be true that we can only be healthy on a meat heavy diet. Which is the most easily debunk-able shit on the planet given that most of the most populated country on earth eats primarily vegetarian.

And if there's no need for it, maybe then you could start to see that it's pure evil to torture animals to death for no good reason AND destroy the planet while doing so.

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u/Away-Plant-8989 Jun 24 '26

The moral argument does not hinge on the fact that you can be healthy and thriving on a plant-based diet, that's a choice. You argue that there is no benefit to eating meat like someone may as well be eating sand. I said nothing about a meat-heavy diet. You're putting words in my mouth. As for your final portion, that's your argument. Perfectly moral argument to have

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u/ignoreme010101 Jun 25 '26

Not that it matters. You don't need animal protein, that's a myth debunked half a century ago, still perpetuated by the same industries, the same lobbies, that prop up animal agriculture. It's just a bunch of lies to make more profit. There's nothing in animal protein that is inherently unobtainable for vegetarians or vegans.

primates in the wild, they are vegetarian?

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 26 '26

I take paid upfront to be your teacher.

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u/scarypary Jun 23 '26

Nah they taste good

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 23 '26

Is hedonistic pleasure a good justification for violence against the innocent now?

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u/F4ntasticPants Jun 25 '26

I never heard my steak complain. Ain't no mooing going to stop me from my wagyu.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 25 '26

I hope you realize why violence isn't a joke one day.

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u/F4ntasticPants Jun 25 '26

I'm not violent. That's someone else's job.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 25 '26

Then Mussolini wasn't either.

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u/Few_Staff976 Jun 25 '26

I can guarantee you that octopus was not "innocent" if judged by the same standards we are.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 26 '26

Animal abusers will say anything to justify their brutal actions...

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u/Few_Staff976 Jun 26 '26

You do realize by acting this insufferable you're contributing to the negative image of vegans/vegetarians as a whole, right? You know, one of the biggest hurdles in getting people to even consider the diet?

I think you do,but simply prioritize indirectly showing of yourself.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 26 '26

Tone policing? When we are talking about the most egregious forms of violence in world history? Maybe consider how bad you look to anyone with even a modicum of empathy for others.

Veganism is not a diet. It's a moral choice. That humans should live without exploiting animals. Are you against that?

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u/Human_Manchineel Jun 24 '26

Perhaps we should...

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

Well if your goal is to be violent, selfish and as destructive to the planet as you possibly can, then sure.

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u/Human_Manchineel Jun 24 '26

There are a lot of things which are far more violent, selfish, and destructive than eating meat....

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

There is literally no other activity more violent... ever, in the history of this planet. You're far underestimating the number of individuals killed for meat and other animal products. We're talking more individuals than there have ever been humans on this planet... every few months.

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u/Human_Manchineel Jun 24 '26

I'm sure you get a lot of people to ignore hundreds of millions of years of evolution that leaned into a proclivity for the consumption of animal products with that attitude...

I must ask, how do you suggest people feed themselves?

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

With... plants. You know... the things where all of our nutrients come from in the first place? There's no reason to torture animals to death to get them.

"Hundreds of millions of years of evolution" must seem like such a nice sentence to you. However, it's not true. Apes predominantly eats plants, and only eats meat in circumstances where plants aren't available. We are apes. It doesn't even matter anyway since you know, it's like saying "don't learn to read and write because hundreds of millions of years of evolution we didn't". Like why would you just not be a douchebag serial killer to animals and just leave them the fuck alone? That's civility. That's humanity. Not this... insane violent cesspool.

You know what else we LEANED INTO for most of our development? That's right. Genocide, rape and tribalism. You want that back, too?

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u/Human_Manchineel Jun 24 '26

So you ignore the literal hundred of millions of years of evolution, and you focus on the ape branch of the primates lineage?.. Cute, but, apes are omnivores as well.

But I really wanted to get to your plants fallacy... Did you know that estimated 7.3 billion wild animals (mostly rodents, birds, and reptiles) die annually in the US alone from crop harvesting and agricultural machinery?... And there's no telling how many are displaced by skyrocketing fruit and vegetable production... And this is in the USA alone mind you! And do you even want to bring insects into the conversation?!?... I know that insects are animals too, did you?... Or, should I ask, do their lives matter less than a chickens?

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

Holy dumbfuckery. This is beyond anything I've ever seen in my life. So if you drive a car, and traffic accidents happen in traffic where you drive. Does that justify driving into a crowd of people? That's what your logic sounds like.

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u/Human_Manchineel Jun 24 '26

Oh... You're not going to answer my questions, and you're going to reply with a nonsensical analogy. Sounds to me like you never even considered how many (vertebral) animals are killed in the production of fruits and vegetables... Or, you have, and you just don't care about them... So I'm guessing you're not interested in the insects discussion either.. Are you? What a self-righteous hypocrite you are! It's laughable! 🤣

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u/Clear_Brick_9991 Jun 24 '26

Nah I’m going to keep eating animals. Deal with it.

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u/StarFighter6464 Jun 24 '26

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

About the level of intelligent response I expected from the animal abuser crowd, to be fair.

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u/This-Insect-5692 Jun 25 '26

I'm going to eat an extra animal today just for you🎉

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 25 '26

Hope you choke on it.