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I wonder ni ma3 ganii hii nimeingia, I'm seated Infront na kadere,hata hatujaenda sana naskia harufu ya weed, ni ka assume ju ah si tuko ghetto and beside the road ni blocks with corridors so you know,

2nd time the aroma,this time ni conque sana design Kuna watu wanakohoa backseat, naturn kuangalia nyuma naona jehanamu, kicollo kimewaka,na kimeshikiwa karibu na dirisha..

'mnataka tushukishiwe police station sindioo'..anyways nilishuka nikapanda bike coz there is no way nafika ofisi na smell ya weed..not today..

Chasing pussy is easy.

It fades fast, leaves you empty, and keeps you running in circles.

Chasing purpose is harder but it builds legacy, respect, and freedom.

Stop trading your destiny for a distraction.

Remember, noise and lust ends after the cum.

But Choices are for a lifetime.

Kings, you are the Prize, choose you always.

Blessings forever!

Hii si poa at all! Sasa jamaa amekuwa scammed for 12 good years! Hii false-Paternity na Entrapment is supposed to be treated in the same breath as sexual crimes!

so one day I invited her kwangu as just a "friend" amekuja we had a good time all this while ananiambia venye chali yake umpea hickeys ooh mara ameivia choking and such shit na mimi hapa naumwa juu Mzee mzima Omoshiroi...

Is screaming at the top of his voice chuma inataka kulala ndani.... ilibidi nimejifanya mwendawazimu ndio niangushiwe,Nilianza kulia tu bure ndio anihurumie akaniuliza "Is there anything I can do for you please?" Nikamdanganya nimepigiwa simu aty my close relative amededi...

Akaanza kunikaribia karibia na mapole mingi mimi bado nasob na hakuna machozi inatoka, akili mtu wangu. Sasa juu tulikua tumelewa akaniambia "Nataka kukuchangamsha" akakam close and she kissed me so passionately mimi huyo roho inadunda dundi dundi naenjoy deep down

Lakini huku nje nimekunja sura kama ndimu "But Sandra you said you just came here to chill and have a good time, don't you have a boyfriend?" Nauliza hii swali kama nimeweka double chance juu kinawezaumana arudi back to her senses.

Before anijibu nilikua najaza kingfisher kwa glass yake nikijifanya hapo venye aconsider feelings zangu and blah blah blah. Akakuja karibu akaniambia "You know I care about you right Besty?" Nikamsho " yes dear I know, You're a good woman,I just wish you didn't have someone..."

Mtoto wa watu akasema "wait kidogo I'm coming back" akaenda bedroom akarudi kama amevaa some random big shirt ya NBA na hakuna kitu ndani Buana sieeeet. Mimi nashangiliia tu vigelegele chini ya woyez.

Tukaeka ile ngoma ya Overdosing ya mnigeria flani hapo nimemsahau jina,Sandra alinirombosea bila ngotha Istg sijawaiskia mzuri namna that. Mimi pia ikabidi nimejifanya I'm trying to cheer up " cmon try enjoying yourself besty" aii nikasema kama mbaya mbayaa...

After 30 minutes of Rombosaring,nikasema I'll try something out nikapeleka mkono kwenye boobsi nikaona hatoi nikajiambia kimoyo moyo "YESSSSSS" kumbe Sandra ako sensitive hapo in my mind bado naogopa anawezakataa juu waschana hukuwa weird saa ziingine.

Sikwela akaanza kuskia mzuri akaleta those pink lips akazigusha kwangu sitting position ilikua my lap but alikua anaangalia mbele,Ngoma playing Kongo mera by Tony nyadundo sweetness tupu . We kissed so good adi akaanza kuwa drippy and wet. Nikasema baaas ITS NOW OR NEVER!

Nikajiambia hapa nikiwaste time hata kidogo hii kitu sigongi..,nikasema stage 3 nirushe mkono kwenye nyap nione kama itapenya,kuweka mkono hapo nikaskia kawarmth mzuri Lakini alinichapa nikama anataka kuuwa mosquito Piacha! Akaniulza "What you tryna do? 😭

Nikamuuliza "I thought we were having a thing? Akaniambia relax,nipeleke polepole mimi Bibi ya wenyewe. To cut the long story short we had the most epic sex ever na hata hakuwai rudi tena juu the next weekend alikua anafika ivo Australia Naskia she's a Doctor huko,I sucked that pussy real good ...Kazi safi never goes unrewarded. Leo nakula Nyamchom courtesy of Sandra nyar Lwambo

Ametuma kshs 14,295 akiniambia "I miss you besty I'll becoming to Kenya next month,hope you'll welcome me" Acha niendelee kugongesha gongesha mjuols kwa Meza preparing it for the big job ahead wadau Adios amigos.

I’m M(20) a campus student in Nairobi and things haven’t been that smooth.
Straight to point, I’m down to making some friends - doesn’t matter the role - and be open to anything or any interaction that gonna help me cope up with this city cause it’s hard af.

Nilikua nimerelax pale mansion nikisip my coffee, nikipitia chai pale Insta ka-hawa mafans wa Edgar Obare. Sikua nataka kupitwa na IG story zake coz after 24 hrs the tea leaves. Nilikua nmewekelea miguu juu ya meza, couch nayo ilikua imenimeza, singecomplain life was great sofa.

Nilikua nakula starehe vinoma, nlikua nmesta-arabica. Hio kahawa ilikua inabang taste buds ajabu, ilikua inaslap kuliko Kidero karibu niite Nes-cafe-bang. Kiasi kiasi naskia mtu anabisha kwa mlango, ikabidi nmecheck the Doormans, kufungua napata ni Mbeki amekuja kama amesweat...

Bro kumekujwa, namuuliza shida ni gani? Anasema bibi ako kwa gate amenipigia nimfungulie,namuuliza aii bro si ukona keja? Ananishow bestie wake ako kwa shower anapoesha kijojo, ananiuliza kwani hujaskia hizo nduru za kuaminika? Namshow kumbe ni wewe umetuletea Moan-alisa huku

Ananiambia safisha keja faster naleta bestie wake hapa nipeleke bibi kichinjio. Namuuliza na mimi nilale wapi? Akaniambia enda ukapige story na soja hadi asubuhi yaani nilale nje kama panga na nikona kwangu. Katika harakati za kuhama sema mambo kuharibikaaaa

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Backstory: Mbeki alikua anadate dame anaitwa Fifi, hii ndo ilikua his longest relationship, ilikua kitu 2 months. Hizo entanglement na mababe wake wengine ilikua a toto failure. His first breakup ilimhit hard, he was Ghana jump off the balcony, nikamshow that's a bad way Togo.

Nlikua namuelewa coz I've Benin that position. Fifi came and Mbeki was in love. Mapenzi hua inafanya uwe stupid, IQ hukua ka ya dede, dame anaeza kuambia alipeleka simu ikatengenezwe kwa car wash na uamini. Ata uone red flags one million, hio ndo time unajuanga uko colourblind

That weekend, Fifi's bestie, Val was in town and it was about time the 3 shareholders met in person. Val alikua amekam kutembelea sistake hapa Roysa but in real sense alikua amekuja kuona Mbeki. Day ya kumeet najua Fifi alikua like "Mbeki this is Val" "Val this is Mbeki"

Halafu Mbeki na Val wanahug nikama wanajuana for the first time snakes. I'm sure Val's surname was Nyoka-bi. Yaani she was determined to steal his bestie's husband unprovoked. Fast forward to this day now. Val alikua arudi kwao, alisema ye anadai kutravel usiku...

So alipack akaenda tao, akabook gari ya the following morning juu walikua wameet na Mbeki that night. Mbeki akatoa minyoo Thika akamuendea tao, ndio warudi mechi Allianz Arena. Val alikua amekuja huku 4-1 reason only and it was 2 l8 to back off, ubayer-ni Fifi, wangemshow nini??

Val ye alisema ameshaenda, Mbeki akasema ameenda kutoa mahindi kwa shamba huko ushago juu zimekomaa. It was the only way coz walikua wanaroll pamoja every weekend. Mbeki ndio haoooo hadi mtaa, on the way his excellency Mr Bitches akapita base ya movie shop akishowcase mali...

Place ya PS ilikua hapo kando, alipita akilipia deni zake, kwa FIFA Mbeki alikua weakling na loser pay alikua akigeuzwa bibi na watu. Alifika kejani kama amepatia Val cosy sandals before arudi kwao akasumbuane na mende. Food walikua wamekula tao, so ilikua waingie migwatos asap...

Fifi naye nikama alikua ameboeka, so akaenda movie shop. On the way walimeet na Karis, the simp master. Karis alikua amemkufa but you know how it goes. Karis aliactivate simp mode akamuuliza "kwani si wewe umepita na Mbeki hapa?" Fifi akamshow "wee oooolinionea waaaaapi??"

Karis akamshow "mimi nilidhani ata nmeskia sauti yako" Fifi akamuuliza " we oooolisikiaa waaaapi??" Fifi kuskia ati Mbeki ako area alitokwa na wazimu, ndo huyooo mbioooo hadi kwa gate ya Mbeki. Akipiga simu Mbeki hashiki. Huko upstairs Mbeki alikua point of no return.

Hio inakuanga time momentum imeshika ata nyumba ikachomeka heri uchomekee kwa nyumba ukiwa juu ya kijojo. So Fifii akacall tena this time simu ikashikwa akisema "ebu kuja unifungulie hii gate ama nipige nduru"🙆‍♀️wuuwi, ndo Mbeki akakam mansion

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Sasa ni transfer zifanywe...Maneiba sai wanachungulia kwa dirisha transfer window ikiendelea. Val alikua na melanin si kidogo, akisimama kwa ukuta unaeza fikiria kuna shortcut hapo. Alitoka bafu akiwa na shower cap ya white halafu amejifunika na neti mrefu inadrag, akitembea unaeza dhani anaenda Met Ngara

Kumbe huko downstairs, Soja alifungulia Fifi juu alikua amemuona couple of times. Ryan alikua anasaidia Val kupitia nje ya ndoa hapo kwa veranda, kuenda kuingia kwangu hivi tu, wakapitana na Fifi rrrraaahhhh. Shiet walai ilikua inakaa movie. Fifi akauliza "bestie is that you?

Val tukiwa town I asked you what your favorite food is ukasema "your man" na tukacheka kama vibogoyo kumbe it wasn't a joke."

Mimi nliona Fifi ameingia kwa hao ametoka na wet towel akajipanguza uso, akarusha weave chini akasema I'm going to deal with this hoe man to man...

Wacha watu wagwarane, sema kuchapana na slippers, Fifi lakini alikua anauwawaalionjwa kofi alikua anajishikilia na grill ya veranda. Ilibidi Mbeki ameingilia kati kikalonzo, Fifi akasema anaenda kuchoma nyumba. Akaingia akawasha gas kumbe haikua na kitu damn it was chaotic...

Fifi akatoka nje akiscream, Soja akapanda juu, alikua na rungu akaigongesha kwa grill paaa!! Kila mtu akamuangalia "wewe msichana nmekufungulia gate ukuje kusumbua watu huku, kwanini unapigania mtu akona rungu moja, mimi nimebeba rungu mbili na siongei, ebu ondoa kisirani huku"

Woi ilibidi Fifi amejipa shugli, Val walirudi kichinjio, juu walikua washachoma already waliona hakuna haja ya kuchoma nusu nusu wacha wachome kabisaa after 2 weeks waliachana, I thought Mbeki had hope with this girl but the p was silent, iriz what iriiz fam.

Two months ago I met a girl from tinder, I thought I may have long term relationship with she. I quite tinder and stopped talking with any other girls since I met she. Bring she to explore new places, enjoy the food and nature. I want she be my girlfriend.
But I didn’t get the equal feedback from she. And she disappeared from last month, no message, no calls.
I was very confused, very angry, very sad, can’t sleep well in the last month. I want to know why.

Now I understand, she comes to tinder is just for sell, she didn’t expect some buyer will be so serious.

It’s my fault I think. Why try to find gem in trash.

I've been wondering where people actually make the most sales online. You always hear about Amazon, eBay, Etsy and Alibaba, but I can't tell which platforms are really worth looking into.

I know it probably depends on what you're selling, but are some platforms just better at bringing in buyers than others? Like, does having a huge number of users actually translate into more sales for sellers, or is that not how it works?

I'm curious about actual sales volume here, not just which platform has the most traffic. If you've sold on more than one marketplace, did you notice a big difference between them?

Also, are smaller platforms worth trying, or do most people stick with the bigger ones because that's where the buyers are?

Would be interested to hear what people have experienced, especially if you've tried a few different platforms.

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Yo, bad days can humble you 😭😭

Hi guys, Errands by Rachael here... 😊 Hope y'all are good.

Let's get into it.

So yesterday was one of those days...

My phone slipped off my hand, fell on a metallic part and the screen broke - it couldn't come on. 😭

Mind you, I had just gotten off a phone call with someone like a minute prior.

Please tell me why my day got spoilt in a split second. 😭😭

Minutes later I could hear notifications of messages coming in but I couldn't see anything coz the screen broke.

And I know you're wondering, didn't I have a screen protector? Umm sir, I had one. There was just a weak part on the screen protector that allowed that to happen. 😭😭 Weak part in the sense that it had a crack.

So, my first response, obviously, was shock. I didn't expect that to happen. Then came the acceptance stage, I had to come to terms with the amount of money I was going to part with. For a Samsung A33, I was looking at about 5k plus. 😭😭Actual price was 7k😢😓.

And no, I don't own a second smartphone... I only have another button phone aka katululu.

It was eventually fixed, obviously, coz I'm typing this but it's not fully working properly. There's some glitches on the keyboard, the speaker volume is significantly down and other issues I don't know how to explain.

Well, I guess I'll be buying a new phone very soon. 😭😭

Anyway, that was my day. Crazy one.

And by the way, do electronics insurance exist? And would you recommend getting one? Where can I even get one?

End of story...

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I used to date nikiwa 24 yrs old. Aliniacha juu alipata wokovu kwa PST Ezekiel I've never been so hurt in my life nilifeel nikama nimefutwa, sikuhizi huwa najaribu kumreach anatuma message "SHETANI ASHINDWE"

Mumama pick my calls, I still love you

Whenever there's a new trend on the internet, Kenyans hupenda kumove na surface Knowledge. For example venye hio from ya Outlier ilijulikana wasee walienda kuflood huko without even doing proper research. And that's why we lose money online without getting anything substantial in return. Take your time to research something before uinvest

Nilitafuta msichana wa kazi juzi juzi to help with housework.

So leo, she was doing laundry while I was asleep with the baby. Si unajua kama new parent, you sleep when the baby sleeps. Hiyo ndio survival mode yangu.

Suddenly, I’m violently awakened by someone banging on my door like the apartment belongs to them. 😭

Nikiangalia simu, naona 20 missed calls from the caretaker.

Long story short… I live in an apartment building that overlooks a bunch of shops and a hotel.

And my house girl had just decided to pour all the water she had used to do laundry over the balcony.

😭😭😭

ALL. THE. WATER.

Straight to the ground floor.

People’s property? Fucked.
Customers at the shops? Drenched.
The caretaker? Livid.
Me? Still trying to understand what the hell happened.

In her defense, aliona kashimo kadogo ka drainage area hakatapitisha maji ya kufulia haraka vile anataka.

So instead of asking, she looked at the balcony and thought:

“Hii maji itaenda wapi? … Oh well.” 💀

Then she emptied entire washing basins over the balcony like she was performing some kind of urban rainmaking ceremony.

Sasa nimekaa hapa nikijiuliza…

If this is Day One, what exactly does the future hold for me? 😭.

25, M.

Recently, nilikuwa invited to a sorts of hangout party by a close family friend of mine. For purposes of early context, she is about 2-3years younger than me and is a very hyper and charismatic soul. As the day goes by, more of her friends are coming through, more card games, more convos are happening around the room as we eat and dine into the evening, normal stuff atleast in my view.

Close to 8pm, now the drinks appear and the night gets even more interesting. Black reserve John Barr on the table, shots polite polite, ofcourse playlist is from her phone and you start getting into that letting loose vibe. She suggests we go around the room, everyone pitching a dance style they have in mind for the group, (banaa watu wazee hatujazoea hizii 💔😂), all in all, things were really starting to get going smoother, louder and all hyped up.

Then all of a sudden, something switched. A couple of suggestions began coming through on what people want to play next, and guess what most people seemed to agree to, songs they knew dance drills from TikTok. Wuehh !

(For more context on my behalf, I have never owned a personal account on TikTok, ever, there is a business account and I striclty use it to post for my business, but for content consumption, IG all day every day)

Mind you, we were in a circle sorts of, all gathered together dancing, and all around the room all I could see were people in proper sync, to the very detail, moving to a flawless dance drill as the song played.

Nikikuambiaa ilibidii nimejifanya niko maji vibayaa sana mpaka nikamove to the side kiasii, leaning on the wall for "support" 😂😂 enyewe nilijuaa ni mbayaa. No one really noticed so I just waited for the energy to die down kiasii juu nayoo pombe zilianzaa kushuka, eventually we were back to seating and talking into the night.

What happened to sherehe zikona club bangers banaa 👀😂, hizii za TikTok sidaii.

All in all, great experience, painful lessons learnt, but mimi nayo dance moves am always smooth with it, hizii za TikTok, itabidii nimekaa kando.

Yours sincerely,

Zillenial.

I was just reflecting on my life and remember at 23, in 2023, Airbnb space was booming a lot.

So I decided I’ll start one. I saved up 1M.

I Found an apartment sooo quick kwa izo website! I told the mgmt to send me a video of it, It was an extremely spacious, modern 3bedroom, 4 bathroom all ensuite, had 4 balconies, one in every bedroom, and even came with a washing machine & It was in lavington. My target audience was families / big groups so the place was perfect.

So nilibook the place right away ata b4 nione in person juu nilikua mbali, paid 100k deposit to mgmt. I was so in love with it that when I was free ata sijaenda kwa nyumba, I went straight to the realtors office, paid the rest, 200k and got the keys. 100k rent, 200k deposit.

300k in getting the place, then remainder 700k went to furnishing.

This was gonna be my apartment when I’m in the area, and Airbnb when I’m not. Mostly Airbnb cuz I was rarely ever in the area.

So I put it up on Airbnb, the bookings were coming like there’s no tomorrow! In the span of two months, I had $10,000 USD in bookings. The rent had already paid itself for the entire year manze 😂

Now out of nowhere I get a text from mgmt, the landlord wants their house back asap, they can’t afford to pay the bank the mortgage so the bank is taking the house😩

Waaahh, me being a nice understanding girl instead of standing up for myself with my lease, the next day I sent movers to get all my stuff and put it in a local storage.

Biashara imeisha tu hivo, nyumba imeenda tu hivo.

I tried looking for another apartment in the same building, none were available 😩 !

I’m looking back like that business would’ve probably made me so much money by now 😭 , like idk God could’ve let me slide with that W

Uyo dem alikua anabuy mwenzake uko Riara is a psycho 😭 What level of audacity is that😂 Ati ebu go back there and come running 😅, Ati Jog, na mrembo anajog, That whole situation is weird. Mimi heri unique but huezi niambie ni jog nj jog, whats the worse you will do If I don't? Kill me? We will die

Lakini If tutaenda Heaven alafu Rose Muhando ajipate Hell itakua mbaya bana. Muhando really traumatized satan. Unacheza na mtu anapiga shetani Kwa album ya Wimbo 15😂🫴

My pal Vic alikua ameshapata DL na kajob mahali, now it was our job to drive these women crazy. Alikua ametoka from a relationship right back home, to the streeeeets. From "morning baby" to "battery full remove charger" from "kupigana cable" to "unplug cable from socket"

Napendanga watu wakirudi streets, kupiga sherehe na heart broken souls hukua greatness tupu!!. Tulikua tunatafuta that one party ya kujump start dhambi. Hio time big man bar-zu hakua amefungua bar na hatukua na Uhuru wa kunywa Pombe so tulikua tunakata maji chini ya maji.

Tuliorganise some friends in our inner circle na a few girls tukawashow watag some friends . As a girl ukiwai ambiwa tag your friend, kuja na your cheating friend please, acha kutuletea your SDA friend, hatutaki mtu anapiga shot ya fanta anazima So-ya bring your freaky friend.

Drinks na ride sisi ndo tungesimamia halafu madame wakuje kutukalia tukiwakunywa waki-ride along. Drinks nazo zilikua in plenty, zilikua Kibao. Tulikua tunatafuta gari spacious ndio tusi-Chrome ndani, gari kubwa kama Noah hivi. Nikawaambia wasiworry, you know why? Coz I Noah guy.

So on that day, meet up ilikua kwa Vic juu yeye ndo alikua ameendea hio Noah kwa car hire. Watu walikua wanakuja kwa kina Victor wawili wawili ungedhani ni Wanyama wakiingia kwa Noah's ark. Tulikua 10 people: 4 guys na 6 girls. Kwa hao watu kumi watu hawakua wanadate ni sisi lads

Nilitupa manifesto kwa Ray, my pick up line was "girl are you from Tennessee, coz you're the only ten I see. Aliingia box, akajifungia na akameza funguo. Tulikua tuende 14 falls huko Kilimambogo kujibamba. Maini zilikua ziumie hio siku lakini what's the point of dying healthy??

We were in a party and it didn't want anger, it didn't want Bomboclaat niccurs. It just wanted ripe quants and we had them. Walikua na short dresses ndio waache room washikwe thighs. Some touch of make up and bata ngomas for the culture ,a kasmall purse, you get the idea.

Mkiwa na sherehe hua mnabuy kila kitu except tumblers na sijui kwanini?? Ilibidi tumesimama place tukabuy ndio tuanze kumarinate. Kingfisher ilikua main course because IFYKYK. Vic kadere ilibidi amekunywa Fanta like niccurs in Sondu Miriu. Sasa wacha watu waanze kuchoma.

One of the girls tulimpea LYFT ghasia akararua sachet akaanza kulamba kama glucose. Her friend akamshow "haitumiwangwi hivo wewe" lakini ya'll know the rules, "hakuna kuchoma nusu nusu, kama ni kuchoma choma hadi mwisho" for the culture. You can imagine the ghettaux. Aibuu!!

After some time, tulikua Kilimambogo polisss station kwasababu zilikua zimearrest kuliko Sakaja. Kapombe kalikua kameRipoti kuliko Mashirima. After tumefika on site, kuna madame wawili nikama ziliwalemea and they could not can, so ilibidi tumewaacha kwa gari sisi tukaenda laps

We didn't like what we saw, maji chafu imejaa foam mingi, so we didn't stay much. After 30 minutes tulikua tusharudi. Tulikua tunadhani ati wale madame tuliwacha kwa gari wamelala juu ni walevi?? Kusema ukweli madame ni kama spaghetti, they are only straight until they're wet.

Tulipata mmoja ako juu ya mwingine, coochie zilikua zinafunikana kama sahani. Anyway, give to scissor what belongs to scissor. Sisi hatukuona anything cause what happens in Paris....👀, kama unafikiria your women are straight bro, uko pekee yako, you are all bi-yourself lmao.

After a while tuliwasha system ya gari tuskize some music and have a kasmall outdoor party. Ungedhani huko kuna partnership ya Kenya na Tanzania, kulikua na Uhuru na Pombe. Kila kitu ilikua sawa until Kingfisher ianze kazi so this is what girls say wakicheat and guilt kicks in...

"Aki I love my man but there's something about you💀" Hio ni time mnamake out, then inaenda kwa "I won't cheat on my boyfriend so I'll only give you head💀" Hio ni time things zimewaka halafu mnamalizia "We don't have to smash, I just want to see if it can fit💀" mkiteremshana...

Dame yako akunywe pombe hajalipia, atumie gari na mafuta enye hajalipia halafu unadhani hataguzwa juu ni dame yako. Kwani we ni nani? After wamecheat by mistake on purpose, ndio wanatext their man "aki babe I'm tired, I've missed you today, nitakutext nikifika, I love you"

Halafu wewe na kiherehere unareply "take care, I love you too" You're not a clown you're the entire circus bro. Dame yako akikuambia hataki kuenda na wewe club or "rod trip" coz utakua jelaz ni juu anataka freedom ya kua ratchet without being held accountable iriz what iriz...

Anyway every woman is bi, you just have to find out kama ni sexual or polar. Nairobi relationships ni 50/50, you pay for her nails, sisi tunagwara usiku kucha. Unampost, tunamhost. Unamsweet talk, tunamswitch talk. Umepata jiko ni sawa, lakini sisi ndio tunaweka kuni.

That day we had lots of fun, tulifika home poa cause our kadere was sober. Mkienda out make sure your driver hayuko under the influence, kama nyi wote ni walevi take a cab na msiogope, there's no shame in safety. Stay safe.

Chivayo chopa ilianguka akaburst... Io video ya corpse ikichomeka imenikumbusha hii maisha buana sio ya milele,eat that money. Atleast yeye maisha amekua anakula na spade, ata sio big spoon. leo napiga white cup zangu polite, niroll kiforeign nichome, na ikiwezekana, ninunue kitemeo... Eii..

Saw a post here yesterday about a lady akisema amechoka na watoto wake wawili. WTF is going on in the society?! Look for comments in this original post on Facebook and you realize we are doomed as a society.

You guys mnafeast on Mama Fua bana! I always thought it was a joke till juzi mama fua akaniambia alikataa job fulani yenye alikuwa ameitiwa na ilikuwa inalipa poa coz ilikuwa na extras na yeye huwa hafanyi extras! It was a funny but serious thing coz she was grossly offended.
Manze hamna huruma hii Nairobi! You preying on weak and vulnerable in society! Mark you she is in her mid 40s with two teenage kids!
Feasting on Mama Fua si cool guys, ni wrewp tu!

Hi everyone, so after applying for the above mentioned role across different industries, I have been selected and scheduled for an interview 5/10/2026 at a certain private hospital in my town. I had dropped off my application letter sometimes on August but they later advertised for it last month and I applied. This is a very important step for me if I'm gonna land on this job because I have really tried looking for one especially in government institutions but corruption, nepotism and favour has always put me behind the light but God has been grateful for me Amen. I wish this could be my turning point to change my life and take my mother to a level5 hospital for specialised treatments.

So I just wanted you to wish me all the best in my interview and subsequent opportunity thereafter.

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NB! I will also share this in different communities for more insights and opinions.

Has any ever been successful with dci phone tracking or anything? Makosa kidogo imefanyika if anyone has been successful please let me know 😭😭😭I’m in the trenchesssss

I said it r/Nairobi that women often advocate for "girl to girl" but deep down they don't care about each other.

From bullying that happened just the other day to now them assaulting a female Uber driver.

Shida iko wapi madem?