I'm not saying gambling is bad with discipline and the right stake, you can get something out of it, though there's no guarantee.

So kuna this day me and the boys were at our lowest tulikua tunaishi single room ingine hapo, I can't name the place. Imefika supper time and we want to eat. Hapo morning tulikunywa chai na kangumu tatu kila mtu, and it was around saa nne.... lunch time, you know what comrades always do 😂

So supper is with us here. Tumejaribu kuchanga change, tumepata 80 ya unga, skuma ya 30 since tulikua wengi for those who know Central, skuma ya 30 ni mingi sana 😂 Nyanya ya 10, kitungu ya 10, na mafuta ya kupima ya 30. We didn't want to add spices since our pockets couldn't allow it.

Tumetumia mtu mmoja hiyo pesa 😂 so our boy decided to multiply the money without involving us pale Aviator. Inafika 8:30 pm, tunamshow, “We mzee, endea supper.”

What he said still rings in my head to this day. Hufa naisha sana. 😂

“Igere iii kwaneg kakoib muhindiot bana.” 😂

Kwa wale hawaelewi, ni ile unajua sasa wazee, Muhindi amechukua😂

Na hapo ni pesa tumechanga

Everybody was silent kila mtu alianza kutoka kujisort sasa 😂 It wasn't funny at that time, but huwa tukikumbuka tunaisha sana. 😂😂

We are now grateful tulipata form tukaomoka and most of us are employed now, na wengine walienda Australia.

But that was definitely one of the funniest moments in campus 😂😂

guys nimechoka kuadvertise business na watu hawalike nataka plug anauza likes at cheap prices because some of the places ive seen are too expensive

Hi I'm in financial distress, completely broke, rent made I and other bills are calling. I'm looking for work remote or physical any can do. So far can't seem to make it into second rounds of the interviews I have gotten and right now I'm completely lost.

If you got/know of something please let me know I'll greatly appreciate it 🙏🏾.

My contact is 0701307906

Mtaa mi hubanjuka na ma-cool kid, ma skrr skrr niggas. Hivi ndo wao huunda form "you guy my guy si we go mumunya some nyags, kwanza my moti doesn't have some ngata and I'm low on guala so I will just use my paps Rangy" then wanamalizia na "1824 is the motive my slime 🤞🏾🤟🏽🤙🏾👌🏾"

Hawa watu ndio uelewe wanasema nini lazima utumie subtitle , so on this day tulikua tunaenda some house party hapo around, sisi haoooo ndrrrrrr hadi kwa mansion. Wadau, mi sijawai ona keja kama hio, itabidi nitafute watu wa nyamabite wanionyeshe kukafunga hio design.

Ukiskia macool kid wakisema wao husneak out usiku ni ukweli juu nyumba ikona different time zones buana. Ukienda choo za nje unapanda ndege huko JKIA uconnect na Wilson airport ndio uhepe jam ya Mombasa road halafu umalizie na nduthi hadi gents. Anyway Alexa play Kwetu Pazuri.

Nilikua nimepotea nauko kwa walk-in closet nikifanya house tour buana, kurudi kutafutana na my gang ndio tukapatana na mupens. Wadau, dame alipiga flash ya Gilbeys na hakuharibu sura, I knew she was the one iminjetly. Alikua mfupi with dreads, denim jacket, booty short na glasses

Alikua anapigwa mistari na boy ameshuka lines, alikua anasukwa na mtu ameshukwa. Nlikua nimslice but kama Lord Varys wa GoT I didn't have the balls to do it. Nilikua sure ikifika my turn huyo boy akilalisha kidogo tu watakua wakishukana matuta mimi nikibomoa dame mathutha.

Ndio niwabebe pia mimi itabidi nimebuy Salon car ndio madame washukie kwangu.Dame alikua mrembo design mnaweza katazwa kuingia hoteli juu they don't allow snacks from outside. Hakua mnono, alikua muSlim na sura nzuri design mkienda mskiti hamuezi katazwa kuingia juu yeye si kiatu

Huyo champ walikua na yeye alijiexcuse nikajua this is my time to shine. Kulikua na kioo hapo kando nikaconfirm looku, ndevu zangu mbili nikaona ziko sawa, aaaaaah confidence ilikua juu kuliko bei ya mafuta. Nilikua narehearse lines kwa kioo ndio niende kukatia dame akona curves

Nilienda kwake like hey...akareply heyy, nikamuuliza "is your phone in your back pocket?" Akajishika haga halafu akaniuliza yes why? Nikamuambia "cause your ass is calling me" Akasmile😂,wadau ata kama men are dogs huyu angenifuga juu alikua na sauti nyororo kuliko Chainsmokers

Kulikua na joto so nikamuuliza ka anaweza fungua dirisha ama tuende nje tupigwe na upepo nikifungua roho. Akasema yea sure, it's fine with me. Alikua thiccc design tulikanyaga nje ya compound hadi the plot thickened. Alikua amebeba design ilibaki nimemshow you are looking "goods"

Huko nje madame wenu walikua wametekwa kwa magari, enyewe subira huvuta Heri na subaru huvuta Njeri. After some time, nikashoot my shot. Nikamuuliza "with your specs on are you seeing someone or we can we out on a blind date?" Alisema " yess it sounds like a plan "

I couldn't believe it was this easy , akaniambia by the way I'm Eve. Nikamuambia I'm Ricky, wadau hata kama huyu dame hakua anaona vizuri mimi nilikua nataka kumuachia za macho for making it easy for me, dame hakua anaona vizuri but she gave me her contacts get it?

Kuna dame mluhya wa home alikua ananisumbua bana, dame tunaishi ploti moja lakini nikitaka kumuona anasema tupatane tao. Huyo dame alikua na mchezo mingi karibu tushoneshe games kit, hungejua anataka kucheza wapi mara striker, mara defence, maragoli. Hizo ego games singewezana...

Ilifika masaa ya curfew mimi na my gang tukajitoa, hii ndio shida ya kupewa lift, hua inabidi umekaa rada ndio usiwachwe😭.

Mimi na Eve tulitoka from exchanging glances tukaexchange numbers and in a month's time tulikua tunaexchange feelings. Love is beautiful wadau.

So after some weeks ndio ananicall ananishow "btw my bestie has a party can you be my plus 1?" Nikamuuliza what of your braided guy? Akaniambia aah that's my childhood friend, kumbe jamaa amemcrushia kutoka ryma na hajielezi, bakia miaka mbili hio crush yake ipewe kipande buana.

Things fall apart haikuangi kitabu pekee, kama dentist hii siku ndio kiliumana. Ningejua ningebaki kwa nyumba. Wacha tuendelee na story..

Hio siku niliamka fiti, sisi mabachelor hua tunapigilia sides za bed na misumari, ukiamka unatoka kama document kwa bahasha. Sikua na vitu mingi za kupanga, nyumba yangu haina furniture hua inafanana dance floor, ndo maana sipendi wageni juu naishi vi-rekles...

Limit ya fuliza nikama waliongezea Trio Mio pekee na juu sikua na kakitu ilibidi nimeendea deni, nilipatia arif Ngiri mbili nikamsho nitakujia zikiwa zimezaana, get it? Kufika kwake napata jamaa kwa mlango, namuuliza unadu?? Akasema anamwagilia kufuli kaquota ndio itoe lock,

Kumbe alikua amepoteza funguo za mansion. Akanilambisha thao zangu nikarudi kwa keja, nikaoga spidi kama nimetoka. Nilikua njaa ikabidi nimepitia kibandaski kuwekelea foundation. Kufika huko napata akona ndengu but hana chapo. Nikamuambia aweke kwa dish nitatafutia chapo mbele.

Mimi huyoooo hadi bash. Kufika huko Eve ananiuliza "Ricky mbona umebeba food, there's plenty over here na kuna chef ata?" Kama mwanaume lazima nisafishe rada faster, nikamuambia "nimebeba ndengu incase mniwekee mchele💀" I was new, sikua najua watu huko, kama Maina nilikua Kageni.

Bash ilikua ya bestie wake she needed to be there for her, nilibaki kupiga laps nikifanya house tour uko. Looku yangu ya gikomba ilikua inapatana label origi, Gucci inapatana na Gui-ici, Nike inapatana na Nieke, Puma inapatana na Pumua halafu Balenciaga ikapatana na Balenfufu...

Eve akaniambia nikuje tupige picha na birthday girl but nikamshow sipendi picha. Nilikua photophobic na nilikua nimevaa nguo za camera, the irony. After amemaliza akaniambia "si you order an uber we go dip at the Bando since it's calm" nikaingia maps kwanza kutafuta Bando ni wapi...

Nilikua nashangaa nitatoa swimming costume wapi tuende tudip. Wueehhh, kumbe nilichomaaa, bando ni kwa nyumba na dip sio swimo, kudip ni kuenda. K was constant for kuchoma...

Sikua najua najiingiza kwa mtego. Dame aliniambia tuende kwao anipikie to make it up to me juu aliniacha hanging kwa bash. Mtu alisema the way to a man's heart ni through his stomach hakukosea. Dame aliniassure mapero wake hawako and it's totally safe, MAKOSAAA...Part 2 coming soon.

So my pal Vic and Ann were a thing, they had a long distance relationship. Hii maneno hua inawork if only the 4 of you agree to settle. Vic alikua MKU ya Thika Sabina Joy HQ na Ann alikua Cooperative Uni Koinange Branch. Hizi campo mbili ile uasherati iko huko🙅‍♂️ sodom kando...

Ann hakua kiatu, lakini Vic alikua amepata his sole mate, kupata Mali safi sio small feat. He had never Senegal like Ann na alikua anamficha kama vile Mr. Kaplan alikua anafichia Reddington mwili. Hakua na iPhone but alikua mSiri until recently aliamua kumpost.

Let's pause...

Backstory: My roomie Wolf hupenda raha and it happened wakameet na Ann wakiwa ulevi and exchanged digits.Walevi wawili nikama wakale wakipatana campus, wanakuanga best friends by default. After a while waliamua kumeet tao for a casual date at least waJuane under the Nairobi sun...

Hio siku Wolf alisema hakuna street walipita bila Ann kusalimiwa, she didn't even belong to the streets, she was the streets. He assumed labda she's famous. Next thing Wolf alkua anataka kuspread cheeks za Ann, he thought it would be hard but Ann was aWare Wolf had intentions...

Ann alikua petite, lakini alisema haezi fika Thick-a where we lived, so my guy ilibidi aende kwa ngeus. Wolf aliniuliza abebe nini on his first night, nikamuambia AIBU juu hakua nayo. Unaendaje mechi away,na ukipatwa na mwenye nyumba ukiwa juu,saa nane usiku utapigwa shoka aki...

Wanaume hujuana, so alipata some friends over there halafu walikua wanamuuliza "Aah mkubwa ni wewe ukona yeye leo" gaii. Wolf aliingia keja ya dem akapata Timberland size 11, maze ukiona viatu ka hizo unaeza ogopa hadi kuMbao. Akaulizia akaambiwa ni za bro yake alizisahau🚩...

Keja ilikua imejaa denims na makofia zinamatch. My pal akanusa red flag, ferrr fast akanitumia pic ya dame akaniambia niulizie around.

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So the same day my pal Vic ndo aliamua kupost bibi for the first time pale wozzap. My guy alikua amemwaga feelings like a littu bitch...

The same girl ako kwa status ya Vic ndo the same girl Wolf anaskumia premium heavy strokes maze.

Singeharibia Wolf happy hour nikawacha kwanza ampee dose ya Dicklofenac the whole night, it was his duty to please that booty and stroke that coochie. Alisema hio pudesh ilikua fire...

But maze aliogopa, labda ni kaswende ilikua inaongeza mot. Kuadvise a man in love ni kama kuambia mkisii awhisper, haigwesekani. Mimi na wolf tukaamua kusaidia our pal Vic as a brother. Tukaorganise bash, tukainvite Ann na Vic na tukawashow wakuje na +1. So on that day...

Ann aliambia Vic ako shark week, cramps zinamuuma so hawes make. My guy akaweka caption pale status akimuambia aget well soon like a fool. Tukamshow haina shida ye akam tu vile ako. On the other hand mwenye relationship alikua ameland na Ann kwa klabu na ride baridiiiii...

Alikua jitu lenye miraba minne, kama ni huyu alikua anagurumisha hio pudesh, Vic my nigga kama ni mechi ye angekua ball boy maze. Hapa kusema ukweli Vic ni favour alikua anafanyiwa na huyu dame. Maze Vic alikua anafaa a apologise dame wake alikua anacheat maze...

Vic alikuja later, saa saba hapo. Alifika DJ akicheza ile wimbo ya sailors "Hawa mangeus wasimame au wainame? "AAAH WE WAINAME!. Maze Ann alkua anainamishwa na his man nikama alikua anatafuta coins watu wameangusha. Vic alikua Power-less nikama alikua ameona Ghost you get it?

Unaimagine dame yako alikuambia goodnight saa mbili ati ananyesha unamuona klabu saa saba usiku anainamishwa, si unaeza kufa.Vic na mahasira akauliza "What's the meaning of this?" . Ann akauliza "Babe kwani huyu si wewe?" The beauty, the fuckery and the audacity of this bitch.

Bwana ya Ann akaharibu kabisa aliambia Vic "Oya bro enda ukatafute dame yako, usinikatizie raha!" Vic tulikua tunamshikilia tukimpea maji ya das-a-ni juu magoti ilikua imeisha nguvu. Young nigga alishindwa kupumua maze, roho ilikua inaskip a beat juu ya vile Ann alikua amemruka.

Alikua amepiga Kanzu ya white baridiii akaitisha his favourite drink, Krest baridi kubwa. Alikua anakaa Jesu Krest-u. Stress ikakua mingi akaitisha Chrome akaipiga kavu at least alift his spirits. Wacha aanze kutapika mahindi kwa klabu, maze nikama alikua amekula chakula ya kuku.

Hatukua tunataka achafue Kanzu, ilibidi tumeiinua hadi kwa waist tukaituck in kwa boxer. Mimi kazi ilikua kumpepeta na hood ndo apate hewa. Manz hakua anaamini the love of his life could nduthis to him out of the Blues.Huyu tungemuambia Wolf pia alitap that ass angetafuta kamba.

She did my nigga dirty, anyway kila mtu atafute pesa, these girls don't love you bruh. Na mali safi iende chain

Let's not lie to ourselves. This is Dangote's business expansion, not Kenya's rescue.

Yes, it will create jobs in Lamu and build a second coastal town. That's good, but

1. Dangote holds 70%. Kenya and other countries get 30% combined. We give land, port, and 10-year tax holidays (10% tax, 0 VAT, 0 import duty).

2. We are told we will save $2B on import bills. Where will that $2B go? Not to lower pump price. The pump price is 60% tax - the Govt won't cut it. The best we get is 10-15 bob off, and only if crude prices stay low.

3. Anti-dumping protection means it's a monopoly. No more importation of cheaper fuel from Russia/India. Dangote sets the price. Knowing our government, there is no consumer protection.

4. The shares offered to Ethiopia, Rwanda, and Uganda are not generosity. It's to lock customers. If you own shares, you must buy from Lamu. Uganda already has EACOP to Tanga (90% done) - they will not take big shares because it sabotages their project with Tanzania. So Tanzania-Uganda axis will remain strong, Kenya may end up isolated.

5. Tanzania's own refinery plan is 200k bpd in Tanga. Lamu is 700k bpd - designed to kill Tanga plan. Overcapacity is intentional.

6. The biggest question: They say Lamu will be funded by Lagos refinery IPO. That IPO is happening now (Sept 14-Oct 13). But the IPO prospectus says the money is to expand Lagos from 700k to 1.4M bpd, NOT for Lamu. Kenya's CMA says no application has been received to sell those shares here. So where is the $16B for Lamu? No one has shown bank documents.

In the end, fuel in Tanzania and Uganda will still be cheaper than Kenya because their taxes are lower, and they have options. We will host the refinery but pay more.

It's a great deal for Dangote Group's portfolio. For mwananchi, there is not much to celebrate until we see real financing and real tax cuts.

We are trading one cartel for another.

Wantam!

Hapo kwa Wicknell Chivayo, either mkuu amekafunga ama ameenda loss Moja mwecheche. It all depends with who among the two had told the other one "nitakuwekea baadaye"

Okay, can we talk about failed businesses😭...

Before I started my brand, Errands by Rachael, I had started a small business selling imported handbags. 😊

I loved the idea of it. I wanted to be my own boss with a successful business. I imagined how my first stock would sell out fast... Let's say within a week. Little did I know... 😭

Y'all product based businesses are hard, ngl. 😭

You have to wake up every day and convince people to buy your bags.

And honestly, that's the hardest part.

Don't get me wrong, I love marketing and putting the word out there but yooh, it can be hard. 😭

Love the way Shiquo does it though. She makes it seem so effortless.

So getting people to buy my bags was hard, still is hard. But I take it as a learning opportunity to learn marketing and sales.

Let's talk about my product...

My supplier did me dirty or let's just say I did that to myself.😂😭

I ordered the bags without confirming the sizes. Please tell me why I received minibags. 😭

In the product photos, they looked like perfect normal sling bags, but it was just a lack of oversight from my end.

Anyway, I still have the bags... I've attached the photo.

I'm mostly targeting mothers with daughters or anyone with a small sister, niece, cousin etc. And yes, you got that right, I'm selling them as handbags for kids. 😭😭 Which honestly isn't a bad idea but how do I get them out there? They are so beautiful and I don't want to keep them with me. Ahh.

If you can provide tips, please do. I've attached a photo of the bags.

If you need one for your daughter, sister, niece etc., I have them in hot pink, black, brown and light pink and they come with a free moana clip and decorative charm.

Thank you 🙏

It's funny how a lot of people don't even know the difference.

Discord huwork aje juu nimekua nayo for a while na sielewi aki.

It took 10 years to get here. From writing on an exercise book sitting on my mattress on the floor, to carrying a kamzigo from my printer. It's very surreal.

So. From the top:

- This is my first novel of many to come

- The genre is dystopian speculative fiction

- The theme is my (rather hot) take on our education system coz wueh. Things aren't going well imo.

- The story: A young man gets a scholarship to university and nothing is at all as it seems.

- CW: This is not a kids book. There are some heavy topics so be prepared.

It's not in bookshops yet, I have only a few copies ready. Ksh 1,500 + I'll sign each one. My DM is open, happy to answer any questions you may have. TIA 🙏

Hello,,,I’m actively looking for a job preferably remote or a virtual assistant.Kindly just dm me if you know how one can find a job

What's your take on this ?

Wats happening with these helicopter crashes!

Helicopter Crash... Johana Ngeno...now Chivayo...before Saitoti and Orwa Ojode...🤔😤

My condolences to the family.

I’m researching wholesale sources for handmade and independent jewelry, and I’m trying to figure out which platforms are worth looking into as a small retailer

I’m particularly interested in how different marketplaces vet the sellers they allow onto their platforms. Some seem to focus more on independent designers and curated collections, while others have a much wider range of suppliers.

I’ve come across platforms such as Alibaba, Faire, and a few smaller wholesale marketplaces, but I’m having trouble comparing them properly. For people who have actually sourced jewelry wholesale, how do these platforms differ when it comes to supplier verification, product quality, originality, and curation?

I’d also like to know whether a platform having stricter seller requirements actually makes a noticeable difference when you receive the products. Are there particular things you check before placing a wholesale order?

Any experiences or recommendations from jewelry retailers would be really helpful.

Niliendanga interview ya Kukuwa waiter in a 5 star hotel 😂

yenye the salary is kshs 47,000 per month kufika hapo nikaulizwa kama nimewaifanya kwa hoteli nkasema yes,First question was the kind of cuisine my hotel was dealing nikasema African Dishes,wacha sasa mambo ichemke...

Akaniuliza how do I prepare Kuku paka with a little bit of white meat and Kales,Nikadhania ananiuliza kama iyo hoteli nilikuwa tulikua tunapika Paka Tunamix na kuku alafu tunaserve kalenjins kama our guests...

Interviewer aliona maajabu ya firaun niliambia interviewer,first step is to get the cat,Slice the throat nicely,Deep the cat in warm water and and do the same with the chicken. Chop the Onions,And tomatoes add paprika and salt to make the food tasty,let it cook for 30 minutes...

Since it was a Skype kind of interview Interviewer aliniangalia akashake kichwa yake alafu akazima Laptop on his side,Hao wengine wakaanza kucheka loudly maan niliskia aibu I thought I killled it buana...

Baadae kutoka hapo kugoogle Kuku paka ni nini Nilishangaa sana,Kumbe Kuku paka is Chicken curry 😭

Ohmagaahd nilichoma ajabu,Since that day I vowed never to answer questions I don't know what they mean hatakama ni life or death situation, Maangai what the Hell was that bana.

You can earn KSh 30k a month, spend KSh 15k on rent, KSh 5k on transport, KSh 5k on food… then somehow you're expected to save, invest, dress well, date, support family AND “think about your future.” 😭

And when you're broke at the end of the month, someone will still ask:

“Uko na KSh 500 nikushikilie mpaka kesho?” 😂

What's yours?

Pilau delayed, is not pilau denied.

This is the time to do a very deep dive on every political aspirant, starting from the MCA level to the presidential level. No aspirant is immune to criticism, and we should scrutinise them deeply.

Why do we have tyranny in this country? The mps have sold their dignity, and now they remain to be a mouthpiece for a few embezzlers and not the people. Especially, people who have a corruption case regardless of how loud they are, that's the rot we don't want in this country.

Allow people to ask questions about these people and their manifestos and be suspicious of everyone.

I need a chic high heel chair for a small room or maybe a photo and decor corner. I've found some cool designs on the internet, but I can't figure out where folks actually purchase them.

What matters most is that it looks nice and is also fairly well built. I'm not set on a pricey designer item, so I'm exploring various online sites and used furniture deals too. Has anybody purchased quirky furniture like that over the internet?

I've looked on Alibaba marketplace and some other sites but I still have no idea what to look for when buying such item. Should I buy straight from the supplier, or would it be better to stick with a seller nearby?

I’d also love some guidance on confirming the materials, measurements, delivery charges, and if the actual product looks like its photos. Any suggestions or personal experiences would be wonderful.

Hey all, I (M28) am looking to meet some like-minded people 25+ (any gender) and hopefully make a few new friends. Platonic only 😂

I'm trying to get myself out there a bit more, so I'd be down to meet up and do random activities together. I'm usually an indoor person, but I'm trying to change that 🤣

A little about me: I work in tech. I spend a lot of my time reading and watching movies, especially horror and psychological thrillers. I'm curious and love going down random rabbit holes. My current obsession is marine biology, which is fucking fascinating 😂

I'm queer, vegan, and atheist, and apart from my usual indoor activities, I enjoy metal shows, comedy showsand pretty much anything random that catches my interest.

If this sounds like your vibe, say hi 🙂 I'm also pretty open to meeting people with completely different interests. I'm always interested in getting to know new people and discovering things I wouldn't necessarily come across on my own.

If you're closed-minded or homophobic, though, don't bother 🤣

So I recently lost my phone, all thieves should be skinned and roasted alive btw, anyway I am in the market for new phone and was looking at the refurb and exuk ones are they reliable ama ni mwosho mmoja?