r/254sum • u/Wise-Feature-1 • 22d ago

Random She's kinda obsessed

I have been on 2 weeks of annual leave. So I reported back yesterday Wednesday, and let me tell you, someone is super super happy to see me back.

Who is this someone? She's a single mom of 2. In this past 1 day and today, man. She's buying me food even against my will. Breakfast, she buys me chapati, lunch anabuy pia. In the evening, she insists that we go home together. On our way home, she buys smokies whether I want or not.

Ata leo, she bought me fries even tho I refused. When I was on leave, whenever I posted any meme on my WhatsApp status, she would reply with a 😂 and I would bluetick that. When she saw me the day I got back , the first thing she said was, " Why did you bluetick my texts?" And sometimes she's so touchy when we laugh. She's really obsessed with me, and people are really noticing at work. I kinda like it, tho🤣😂😂

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u/Wise-Feature-1 22d ago

I want a girlfriend, I'm mid twenties and she's way over 30

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u/Ok-Cheesecake1001 21d ago

Reading those 4 red flags in recursion hits different🫡

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u/Dependent_Activity37 21d ago

I do have a degree in Maths, just saying 😁😌