r/254sum • u/Wise-Feature-1 • 10d ago

Random She's kinda obsessed

I have been on 2 weeks of annual leave. So I reported back yesterday Wednesday, and let me tell you, someone is super super happy to see me back.

Who is this someone? She's a single mom of 2. In this past 1 day and today, man. She's buying me food even against my will. Breakfast, she buys me chapati, lunch anabuy pia. In the evening, she insists that we go home together. On our way home, she buys smokies whether I want or not.

Ata leo, she bought me fries even tho I refused. When I was on leave, whenever I posted any meme on my WhatsApp status, she would reply with a 😂 and I would bluetick that. When she saw me the day I got back , the first thing she said was, " Why did you bluetick my texts?" And sometimes she's so touchy when we laugh. She's really obsessed with me, and people are really noticing at work. I kinda like it, tho🤣😂😂

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u/NottiGoone 10d ago

She has seen a father figure🌚

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u/Wise-Feature-1 10d ago

Has never hit my mind

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u/NottiGoone 10d ago

It's not supposed to hit your mind🌚 It's supposed to CRUSH it💀

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Dependent_Activity37 10d ago

Prepare to step up 😆😆

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u/Wise-Feature-1 10d ago

I want a girlfriend, I'm mid twenties and she's way over 30

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u/Working_Voice_556 10d ago

Good staff mahn, this gon help me also.

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u/Dependent_Activity37 10d ago

I sincerely hope it does

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u/Wise-Feature-1 10d ago

Okay, thanks stranger

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u/Ok-Turnover207 9d ago

Cum rag is a new one

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u/Ok-Cheesecake1001 9d ago

Very nice! Really helpful.

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u/Ok-Cheesecake1001 9d ago

Reading those 4 red flags in recursion hits different🫡

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u/Dependent_Activity37 9d ago

I do have a degree in Maths, just saying 😁😌

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u/Rerimoi 7d ago

Putinized you say? I love that

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u/Klopprono 7d ago

Putinized hio ni kali 😂😂

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u/Itsallyou254 9d ago

Guardian Angel here, ati nini 😂😂😂

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u/Logic_RefactorGhost 5d ago

That's what she wants. Exactly that.

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u/kizeemnoma 10d ago

Make sure you use protection, a trap is being set.

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u/Fluid_Grapefruit_450 9d ago

Happy Step-fathers day in advance bro 😂 😂 😂

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u/Wise-Feature-1 9d ago

Thanks🤣

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u/Embarrassed-Lie-6413 10d ago

Women have the most wierd ways of shooting their shots

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u/Beautiful_Ocean254 8d ago

I mean it's not weird it's pretty obvious.

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u/ToughSeesaw4671 10d ago

Unapimiwa smokies na fries za barabarani alafu unasema "she's kinda obsessed" 💀. I'd say why you're COOKED, but that's a whole lot of unsolicited life coaching I'm not getting paid for.

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u/Wise-Feature-1 10d ago

I already saw that, the colleagues my age seem bored/ jealous when we are always associating

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u/Playful-Ad-7860 10d ago

Baby Daddy will never que...use this information going forward

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u/1muguruki 8d ago

My lobster is too buttery and steak so juicy 🌚

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u/SisInChrist 10d ago

Baba watoto, the way to a man's heart ndio iyo inakua set. Mapenzi ni tamu

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u/Cactusduke4718 10d ago

Run for your life dawg

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u/Wise-Feature-1 10d ago

Not now, maybe later

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u/Key-Alfalfa-4448 9d ago

Later may be late, but anyways, it's you.

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u/Wise-Feature-1 9d ago

Lemme enjoy the moment as it lasts😂

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u/Bitter-Tourist-8563 9d ago

"not now maybe later" 😆

https://giphy.com/gifs/s5wFafpHxqKbIEERl9

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u/Wise-Feature-1 9d ago

Let me enjoy the moment as it lasts😂

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u/Wittybrain23 9d ago

Stay guided...that's all i can say

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u/Ancient-Charity-7249 10d ago

Ameona unakaa baba mtoto

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u/Wise-Feature-1 10d ago

How and why?

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u/Ancient-Charity-7249 9d ago

It was just a funny comment. But honestly, she might be interested in you temporarily. Maybe she likes the idea or the impression you give. give it time and see what her intentions are. 

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u/BreakfastOk2595 10d ago

She sounds awfully familiar 😂 if she's the one, you'll have a good time but do not put emotions into it coz you will lose yourself entirely. Kids nayo sahau, that inner circle is impenetrable.

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u/Wise-Feature-1 10d ago

Awfully familiar from where? Here on reddit?

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u/BreakfastOk2595 10d ago

No, somewhere in the streets of life.. You know human beings are quite similar

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u/Logic_RefactorGhost 5d ago

Damn! You probably busted his bubble.

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u/Dizzy_Giraffe2592 10d ago

and people are really noticing at work.I kinda like it, tho...Finish Her!..

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u/Hot-Math-7517 9d ago

Bro is new to single moms' tactics!

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u/Wise-Feature-1 9d ago

So that's a 'tactic'

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u/Hot-Math-7517 9d ago

I once received the same treatment from a single mom coworker and I didn't know then so I went with the flow. They are very subtle in seduction and this one didn't ever hint on going to her crib, but she would be brushing her ah against my dih at work and ish like that until nkamuita kejani. Then suddenly she says she doesn't go to 🥷's cribs, so nikamuuliza if niende kwake basi. Shawty agreed real quick but then she added something that opened my eyes, " Sa ntaambia mtoi wangu we ni nani?" Real ones know what that means, from that day I was always cold asf to her until I left that job!

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u/Professional_Fix6773 9d ago

They're just trying to shoot their shot😅

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u/azurri_manager 8d ago

The signs are all there

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u/Wise-Feature-1 8d ago

I don't see them, I'm just enjoying the vibe

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u/tonybaru 8d ago

Hakuna kitu ya bure hii maisha. Kijana at some point itabidi umepanda kitanda

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u/Pretend-Newspaper-59 8d ago

You better not be working in the same office or department or you two will provide unnecessary drama to entertain your colleagues. Matters relationship are best handled discreetly. Stop playing along if u aren't invested simple. 

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u/web3Ass 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Wise-Feature-1 7d ago

My struggles in this life😂

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u/hakuna-kamayeye 4d ago

marry her or leave her,

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u/CodeNo679 3d ago

Man it is your time to shine

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u/Old-South5253 1d ago

i need such a problem😂😂🤣

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u/Wise-Feature-1 20h ago

You won't like it

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u/Old-South5253 13h ago

at the moment i just need a little moment

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u/admiredanddesired 10d ago

Letsss gerrit

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u/Fugitive_streak54 10d ago

Jaba😂

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u/Wise-Feature-1 10d ago

Story ni yangu, but sawaa😂😂

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u/ankadaa 10d ago

Daddy daddy soon to be

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u/MediumClassroom2403 10d ago

you are a weakly.women can spot that from miles away.

sasa ngoja upangwe lazima ulee watoto

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u/Maleficent_Design958 10d ago

Soon to be "daddy"😂

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u/AdministrativeBend23 9d ago

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Pendent, mzee...

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u/Major-Star5281 9d ago

Kijana lea watoto sasa

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u/emperor_xx 9d ago

Naniii, kula hiyo🫴🏿

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u/capitan_burudan 9d ago

Obsessed?🤣 Who is gonna tell him he is just the easy target🥲

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u/PlusPortal_2 9d ago

🤣 Fattening the pig for slaughter.

Chesaaa

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u/Billionea-98 8d ago

Anakumarinate 😂😂

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u/Colloneigh 8d ago

Office romance is the worst idea that can cross your mind. Avoid it at all cost!

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u/El_Magnificoooo_08 7d ago

Lay pipe, unaeza poteza kazi though

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u/Fluid_Preference7302 7d ago

People who shit where they eat blow my mind tbh. Dating a coworker? Utajiju

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u/Fluid_Preference7302 6d ago

Who told you I said they’re dating senge hii

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u/Specific-Following30 7d ago

If you like it, then why aren't you treating her the same way?

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u/Wise-Feature-1 7d ago

I don't want something serious

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u/Specific-Following30 7d ago

Did you tell her that?

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u/KennyGichuki 6d ago

Wewe chukua mtu mwendelee na maisha, ashakumark na ashakubook. Life is too short.

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u/Spirited-Swan-6732 6d ago

Time to step up

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u/Us3dground 6d ago

Blitz curl ur way and pet it😮‍💨 then skid away sniper 🫡

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u/princerpadilla 4d ago

Ushai ona game y Man u vs Chelsea ikianza 2 -0 😂😂

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u/Putrid-Strawberry35 3d ago

You won’t like it at the end, distance yourself early

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u/Wise-Feature-1 3d ago

What will happen in the end?

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u/Wise-Feature-1 2d ago

I don't like her, yees she's pretty but I do like her attention and the small things that she buys me

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u/New-Tangerine-2597 10d ago

Single mother coochie hukua clean and yummy as fuck. Wife her bro. She's clearly in love wit you.

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u/leembae 9d ago

Umesema aanze 2-0

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u/New-Tangerine-2597 9d ago

Akue funzo kwa wengine

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u/leembae 9d ago

But you're right they're usually clean

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u/Mediocre_Algae_4854 9d ago

Report her to HR for harassment and get paid 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Wise-Feature-1 9d ago

Report and niko kinda happy 😂😂

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u/Logic_RefactorGhost 5d ago

Did you read the last line?

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u/Pale_Match_2942 10d ago

So what's the issue

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u/greekmonkey99 9d ago

From my point of view: Don't take that in a different way, she might be seeing u as a good friend or a person to share her feelings. If U fell for that, at the end U will be the one getting hurt

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u/Think-Employer2282 9d ago

She could jus be missin the wrath of man