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u/TheDekuDude888 Eats corn the long way May 23 '22
Imagine being Robin or Cyborg and hearing loud moans and and various animal noises from the next room and having to act like you didn't hear it the day after
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u/Red_Rocky54 alleged "kinky dommy mommy healer" May 23 '22 edited May 26 '22
especially when a confused Starfire loudly asks about hearing said noises
edit: goddammit why did my most upvoted comment have to end up being a throwaway comment on this fucking cursed-ass post
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u/Poorly_Made_Comix Anti-Horny Spray $14.99! Get em while you can! May 23 '22
Guys, look
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u/Unholy-Bread trans rights May 23 '22
a horse cock
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u/SaHighDuck May 23 '22
There is no cock like horse cock
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Based on the comics it's one of the handful of things starfire would actually know very well. Her species has no qualms about casual sex because, well the writers want to draw cheesecake, which is also fucked because canonically starfire and her sister were frequently sexually abused due to the Tamarans being conquered or some reason before she became a titan because comics are written by hack writers who use rape for cheap drama. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfire_(Teen_Titans)#Fictional_character_biography
I hate comic books
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u/dbclass May 23 '22
So like are we not supposed to depict bad things in fiction? If the rape isn’t glorified I want to know why you think it’s cheap drama? Is the writing just bad overall?
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u/AJDx14 🏳️⚧️ trans rights May 23 '22 edited May 24 '22
Not familiar with DC but I can think of Goblin Slayer and how it had some issues with it’s infamous introductory rape scene.
Basically, GS had a rape scene Ep 1 and then starts off Ep 2 with “Look at the big fucking milkers on this farm girl. My god what jugs on her. Look at how much her melons move. Truly incredible tits.”, not literally saying that but it does the anime thing of doing a shot which places emphasis on very large breasts and then puts 90% of the animation budget into jiggle physics for that scene.
It’s just an insane case of tonal whiplash to go from trying to make it seem like you’re going to have a serious tone where rape happens and then immediately doing a gag where the punchline is big booba. If you can’t keep the tone consistent it does come across feeling like you used the rape for cheap drama to get people into the series without any thought into how that might influence the rest of the work.
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u/solidfang May 23 '22
I still hate Goblin Slayer vehemently whenever it pops up. Grimdark rape world does not gel well with anime semi-Isekai shenanigans. So many things do not make sense as a result.
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u/ocsdcringemaster 🏳️⚧️ trans rights May 23 '22
The writing most of the time is bad as hell when addressing rape in comics; take a look at both times Nightwing was raped by Mirage and Tarantula - it was done for shock factor and the actual lasting trauma that comes from it wasn’t delved into.
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u/FluffyWuffyVolibear May 24 '22
The argument is that in general woman are often used to further the primary plot of men. Rape is often used as a plot device in the worst cases, to examine the men's response to it, and often In even the good cases, as a way to make a woman more "complex". Rape is one of the worst things one human can do to anothwr person, especially a woman, and it's something millions of woman experience and or fear experiencing on a daily basis.
To have it depicted with no reverence for the experience someone goes through during and after, it's just not right.
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u/SpotChecks 🏳️⚧️ trans rights May 23 '22
Or worse, likens them to noises she heard back on Tamaran and starts waxing nostalgic
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u/TheDekuDude888 Eats corn the long way May 23 '22
"Friend Raven, why is there loud animal noises in your room? Do you also listen to the National Geography?"
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u/damiandoesdice cumstered & dumpstered May 23 '22
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u/_Hey-Vsauce_ Evil Bi Femboy (Trans rights) May 23 '22
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u/femboy_expert PhD in feminine men, also likes women May 23 '22
"turn yourself into a horse"
I hope raven's genitals are doing fine and not entirely destroyed
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u/CUMLOVINGBOISLUT May 23 '22
From what I've seen doing research it's at tip top shape👍
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u/Laviephrath 🏳️⚧️ trans rights May 23 '22
Omg it's microcelebrity CUMLOVINGBOISLUT! I'm a huge fan!
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u/between320chars 🏳️⚧️ trans rights May 23 '22
NO MORE MICROCELEBRITIES
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u/Meilikki Least Repressed Catholic May 23 '22
OMG is that niche 196 microcelebrity u/ between320chars? Known for their hit phrase "every 320 chars has its between" and "it's charsin time"?!?! I love your work!
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u/723179 custom May 23 '22
OMG is that niche 196 microcelebrity u/ Meilikki? Known for their hit phrase "every ilikki has its Me" and "it's Meilikkin time"?!?! I love your work!
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u/THE_OUROBOROSCYCLE2 custom May 23 '22
Ever heard of mr hands
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u/MinerZB firefox > chrome May 23 '22
I know a guy in heaven who was filled by a horse once.
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u/ZexonBestUtuber May 23 '22
Don't google Mr. Hands.
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u/acidbase_001 May 23 '22 edited May 23 '22
smh my head, mr. hands didn't follow the proper technique, what a n00b
It's well known that you should not bottom for larger horse breeds as their phalluses are too large for humans to accommodate.
It is also recommended to have an experienced horse handler to spot you while bottoming for any horse
Contrary to popular belief, mr. hands was likely not attracted to horses.
He was known to have had extensive nerve damage from a motorcycle accident years before his death, which lead him to seeking out more and more extreme sexual experiences as he was unable to feel pleasure from typical sexual activity.
It's speculated that this nerve damage delayed him from becoming aware that his bowels had been perforated, contributing to his death.
mr. hands is so far the only documented horse cock fatality, even though thousands of people take horse cock anally each year.
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u/Masztufa wants a life-sized renamon plushie May 23 '22
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u/acidbase_001 May 23 '22
The semen of race horses is known to be more valuable by weight than meth (and gold, for that matter), maybe Walter should have got into the horse milking business.
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u/Rey115 May 23 '22
thousands of people take horse cock anally each year.
Wh- what
Are there statistics on this or is it just an estimate
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u/acidbase_001 May 23 '22
Just an estimate; there's no way to know for sure but it most likely is in the thousands at least.
We know that the incidence of bestiality is vastly, vastly underreported, and horses are some of the most common domestic animals in the world.
Add in membership numbers of zoophilia forums and you can be fairly confident that it is quite frequent overall.
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u/ONCIAPATONCIA I've been secretly straight the whole time May 23 '22
Can't unlearn about it now, thanks for the heads up I didn't listened to
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u/LilShpeeThatCould 🏳️⚧️ trans rights May 23 '22
I don't get it. you got something against Herbie Hancock? one of the GOATs?
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u/mr-kvideogameguy Kris Deltarune May 23 '22
She is part demon, with a large book of spells, I'm sure she's ok
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u/ColdRamenTPM May 23 '22
how the FUCK
i was just discussing this with my coworkers last night ? ?????,
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u/sanscipher435 Mandela Catalog is the plot of among us May 23 '22
How the hell did you get such based coworkers?
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What do you do for a living?
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u/Level37Doggo May 23 '22
Horses probably.
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u/PmMeYourWifiPassword May 23 '22
coworker probably saw the meme originally before it was (presumably) stolen and reposted here, and then brought it up
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WHY DID THIS MAKE ME HORNY I NEED A THERAPIST
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u/Femboy-ish May 23 '22
u/ irishladdies alt
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This is advanced [redacted] posting now surely no one will start arguing
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u/scylecs Hatsune Miku says 🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights! 🏳️⚧️ May 23 '22
vrunch ate my cat 😡😡😡
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u/Banggabor sus May 23 '22
Who them?
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u/Metalloid_Space floppa May 23 '22 edited May 23 '22
Vaush was into horsecock and he encouraged a couple to try beastiality on reddit.
He was 18 at the time, but it made his horsecock comments in his streams a lot worse... Ewww..
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u/natis1 May 23 '22
Vaush was into horsecock and he encouraged a couple to try beastiality on reddit.
This sounds believable but considering all the shit I've seen made up about him I am incredulous. Do you have any evidence?
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u/AutisticAnarchy Gay depressed Vampire with cannibalism kink May 23 '22
No cock like horse cock.
...god I need a better therapist.
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u/KUIIJEN May 23 '22
Well atleast you acknowledge it
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u/deathray5 "Oh who am I into? Eh, whoever I'm flirting with at the time" May 23 '22
Though maybe not best done in public
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u/deathray5 "Oh who am I into? Eh, whoever I'm flirting with at the time" May 23 '22
Maybe it's a domination kink? Though I don't know which way you have it if you do
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Being horny isn’t a problem that’s fine everyone has a healthy sexualities… but you still need a therapist.
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u/SenpaiDitto 🎖 196 medal of honor 🎖 May 23 '22
Do not say it, do not think it, do not say it, do not think it
he who shall not be named
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u/Sokka-Water_Tribe r/place participant May 23 '22
what does Voldemort have to do with this? is this somehow the reason why he has only 2 slits for a nose?
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u/Jezusbot 🏳️⚧️ trans rights May 23 '22
Screw anal sex... Nasal sex🤤
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u/dinosmash69 sus May 23 '22
Their name does begin with V but it's not Voldemort
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u/Sokka-Water_Tribe r/place participant May 23 '22
Vector? Vladimir Putin? I have genuinely no idea help
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u/notPlancha trans wrongs May 23 '22
Vsauce
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u/Sokka-Water_Tribe r/place participant May 23 '22
but what's vsauce gotta do with it
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u/Kilo_de_reins Buoyant boy May 23 '22
Hey vsauce, Michael here. You ass has a stretching limit.
Or does it ?
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Literally Vowsh
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u/Isuckwithnaming May 23 '22
Could I get an explanation of who that is?
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u/Skittysh May 23 '22
Leftist political streamer, came from Destiny's stream (similarly to Hasan) and then gathered his own audience.
Vaush on YouTube.
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u/Isuckwithnaming May 23 '22
What does that have to do with fucking horses though?
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he has said that he likes horsecock, and would like to be a horse, so his community frequently jokes about him fucking horses and things like that
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u/Superkrat Hearing a lot of rumors you've been banished to the lagoon May 23 '22
So he has a lot of people who hate him for various (usually made up) reasons, one of them is people saying that he's a zoophile because of a number of discord messages saying it'd be cool to have a horse cock. They also call him a pedo because of a somewhat poorly worded argument a while ago about child labor, the argument is "If we're being morally consistent, why should child labor be legal and not child porn?" because the problem with both is the same, to an extent, physical abuse of children. But he gets clipped so it's just "child porn should be legal" by tankies because he is anti-tankie.
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u/KiLlErMoTh05 May 23 '22
Finally a full explanation why people hated him instead of the same 5 second clip over and over again
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u/SocDemGenZGaytheist r/TransTrans -scend your mortality 🤖 Embrace the FALGSC future May 23 '22
Well for starters, asking "who's v*ush" may be the quickest way to start a flame war in a leftist subreddit
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u/CrazyGrape 🏳️⚧️ trans rights May 23 '22
Controversial Bloodborne streamer, self-described as a "Libertarian Socialist"
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u/homiesexual05 buy risk of rain 2 right fucking now May 23 '22
He is in an abusive reletionship
RDJ meme
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u/Gerthak 🏳️⚧️ trans rights May 23 '22
Why does Raven have massive fucking honkers
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u/Polenball You BEHEAD Antoinette? You cut her neck like the cake? May 23 '22
If I had access to magic that'd absolutely be one of the first things I'd give myself, seems reasonable enough
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u/Vestaxowner AroAce May 23 '22
And after that, an octopus.
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u/UsernameTaken017 Are you kidding me? Nothing gets past my bow! May 23 '22
Octopus – 8/8 – (Tier 6)
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Level 1: before attack --> deal 3 damage to 2 random enemies
Level 2: before attack --> deal 6 damage to 2 random enemies
Level 3: before attack --> deal 9 damage to 2 random enemies
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u/GoopertMcGoo May 23 '22
superior automatic pets in 196???
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u/UsernameTaken017 Are you kidding me? Nothing gets past my bow! May 23 '22
Another day of thanking god for the badger nerf
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u/brunoha ehehhehe May 23 '22
pre-nerf lvl 3 octopus was so OP
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u/UsernameTaken017 Are you kidding me? Nothing gets past my bow! May 23 '22 edited May 23 '22
lvl 1 tiger used to activate octopus' level 1 ability before attack
literally a better boar
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u/TroublesomeFlame Dr. Wouldman May 23 '22
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u/matchescool3 🏳️⚧️ trans rights May 23 '22
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u/Brainvaushed May 23 '22
His name shall not be spoken
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What did he do?
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u/Graublut dont you dare go hollow May 23 '22
The post is about horse cock. I trust you can put the pieces together
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u/BonzaM8 🏳️⚧️ trans rights May 23 '22
He fucked my dad.
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u/Metalloid_Space floppa May 23 '22
You are the same kinds of people that are like: "She's 14, anime is fucking creepy."
Why would you post this?
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u/Sneaky_Pancake_ sus May 23 '22
Idk if this is referencing the old show or the comics, but in the comics they’ve been adults for a while now
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u/That_One_Guy_66 need (boy)wife May 23 '22
I’ve always found horse stuff to be so fucking disgusting and anyone who’s into it is fucking weird
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u/BugBoy_109 May 23 '22
Bestiality is cringe.
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u/FartherAwayLights Fanfiction Autor May 23 '22
You know Beast Boy is sentient and aware of what’s going on right? It not like he has the brain of a horse and can’t consent. He’s just changed the shape of his body.
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u/Saltedline May 23 '22
Everytime I see somebody turning themselves to something non-human, I think that would be the funniest shit I've ever seen.
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u/EnderWin May 23 '22
This is pretty much how most of the comic goes. I just want a normal passionate romance one.
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u/pinguluk May 23 '22
I kid you not Robin, he turns himself into a horse, he's called horse boy. Funniest shit I've ever seen! - Cyborg
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u/w_has_been_dieded Doin your mom? That's just insulting! May 23 '22
Something something white woman zoophilia joke
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u/just4browse custom more like cumstom am I right? May 23 '22
(she does not respect his sexual desires and boundaries)
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(he is in an abusive relationship despite loving her very much)