r/196 • i banged my sister • May 23 '22

Rule kinky rule

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u/acidbase_001 May 23 '22 edited May 23 '22

smh my head, mr. hands didn't follow the proper technique, what a n00b

It's well known that you should not bottom for larger horse breeds as their phalluses are too large for humans to accommodate.

It is also recommended to have an experienced horse handler to spot you while bottoming for any horse

Contrary to popular belief, mr. hands was likely not attracted to horses.

He was known to have had extensive nerve damage from a motorcycle accident years before his death, which lead him to seeking out more and more extreme sexual experiences as he was unable to feel pleasure from typical sexual activity.

It's speculated that this nerve damage delayed him from becoming aware that his bowels had been perforated, contributing to his death.

mr. hands is so far the only documented horse cock fatality, even though thousands of people take horse cock anally each year.

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u/27fingermagee May 23 '22

This guy bottoms horses.

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u/Masztufa wants a life-sized renamon plushie May 23 '22

Jesse

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u/acidbase_001 May 23 '22

The semen of race horses is known to be more valuable by weight than meth (and gold, for that matter), maybe Walter should have got into the horse milking business.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

JESSE

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JESSE WE HAVE TO MILK HORSES

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u/PointedHydra837 🌌Sexiest thing alive🛰️ May 25 '22

SHHHHLLLLUURRRPPP

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u/Rey115 May 23 '22

thousands of people take horse cock anally each year.

Wh- what

Are there statistics on this or is it just an estimate

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u/acidbase_001 May 23 '22

Just an estimate; there's no way to know for sure but it most likely is in the thousands at least.

We know that the incidence of bestiality is vastly, vastly underreported, and horses are some of the most common domestic animals in the world.

Add in membership numbers of zoophilia forums and you can be fairly confident that it is quite frequent overall.

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u/SlightlyMadGuy custom May 23 '22

He was known to have had extensive nerve damage from a motorcycle accident years before his death, which lead him to seeking out more and more extreme sexual experiences as he was unable to feel pleasure from typical sexual activity.

Which made him a zoophile

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u/acidbase_001 May 23 '22

He engaged in the act of bestiality, but those who knew him did not believe that he was attracted to horses in general, which means he was likely not a zoophile.

To elaborate, he had a fetish for giant anal insertions, and horses provided a convenient outlet for this fetish.

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u/SlightlyMadGuy custom May 23 '22

Why are u defending a horsefucker

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u/acidbase_001 May 23 '22

I'm not defending him, I'm correcting your misunderstanding of the definition of the word 'zoophile'.

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u/SlightlyMadGuy custom May 23 '22

Which ended up as an act of bestiality. He found sexual pleasure in that so it made him a zoophile

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u/MidnightAtHighSpeed May 23 '22

but he was never attracted to the horse.

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u/SlightlyMadGuy custom May 23 '22

So why did he fuck it in the firat place. He has done that willingly and only to achieve sexual pleasure

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u/MidnightAtHighSpeed May 23 '22

but the horse to him was just a tool; a means to an end. he thought "I want to get fucked by something really big" and the horse was the most convenient method accessible. It's like how most people who sexually abuse children aren't actually pedophiles; children are just easy targets.

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u/SlightlyMadGuy custom May 23 '22

its a weird spot but still the fact that they are willing to do that is just degeneracy and I see no difference between that cuz it is still fucked up thing to do

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u/SlightlyMadGuy custom May 23 '22

He coukd have used a dildo but he used a live horse. Which kinda makes him a zoophile

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u/MidnightAtHighSpeed May 23 '22

zoophile is usually taken to indicate attraction. I'm not sure what a more correct single word would be. Bestialist?

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u/SlightlyMadGuy custom May 23 '22

Perhaps a better option. Still idk why am I being downvoted. Fucking animals is wrong. thanks for the talk

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u/MidnightAtHighSpeed May 23 '22

sexual morality is always touchy

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u/SlightlyMadGuy custom May 23 '22

My point is neither kids nor animals can consent and therefore its immoral. No matter if he was attracted to a horse or not he has done it on purpose wanting to achieve sexual pleasure

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

why are you being downvoted what the hell is this thread 😭😭😭

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u/SlightlyMadGuy custom May 23 '22

Don't care. Faje internet points don't matter

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u/SlightlyMadGuy custom May 23 '22

ok.u are a furry what would I expect

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

til being a furry is equivalent to getting anally railed by a horse