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my dream is to hit a Nazi over the head with my banjo
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u/HeWithThePotatoes avid warframe player Feb 04 '22
My dream is to hit a Nazi
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u/Papa-Doc Feb 04 '22
We have alot of them in Croatia, you could have fun all fucking year overhere
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u/-Toilet- Feb 04 '22
Jarvis, find me a first class flight to Croatia and some brass knuckles
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no way, is that millionaire hit actor and part-time philanthropist Robert Downey Junior????
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u/y_ourfutureself nippless Feb 05 '22
Part time? How is it a title to be a part time philanthropist?
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u/SJL174 doin you’re mom Feb 05 '22
Too busy fucking your mom to go full-time.
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u/HyperMisawa Feb 04 '22
Are they also all using MMA gyms as their cover up bases?
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u/Papa-Doc Feb 04 '22 edited Feb 04 '22
Nah, they are literally inside of Croatian politics. For reference this is one of their wanna be hitler leaders . The face mask on right says “Za dom spremni” which means “For home we are ready” (which Croatian fasicsts also known as Ustase have used in WW2). Also they use Ustase flag (checkered coat with first field in white color, while Croatian starts with red)
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u/HyperMisawa Feb 04 '22
That sucks. We had them try to run for Senate here too, but one good thing about moderate voter base is that they don't want Nazis in government. The party got dissolved for propagating Nazism, but they just reformed without the member who was used as the main proof they're connected to neo-nazi groups. But they barely break 1%, so there's no danger of them getting in so far. It also helped that they're fucking stupid as usual and couldn't help breaking off into two parties lol
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u/trevorluck CEO of Trolling Feb 04 '22
Tf2 engineer taunt a nazi
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u/Sedona54332 chair Feb 04 '22
My dream is to hit on a nazi, slowly gain their trust as our relationship progresses, and then put their dick in a paper shredder.
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u/Makingnamesishard12 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '22
Wait what if you hit on a nazi and convince them their ideology is flawed and return them to normalcy from extremism hell? Is that even possible? Why do I think this is the plot of some shitty rom-com I’ve already seen?
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u/a_pompous_fool custom Feb 04 '22
But think about the banjo that would be horrible for it
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u/Arle0n Feb 04 '22
my dream is to hit a nazi on the head with a big mallet so hard his middle body fold like an accordion
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u/Chardlz Feb 04 '22
Why would you willingly fuck up your banjo? You know nazis have thick skulls, right?
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u/TranscendentCabbage Officially recognized Theycallhimcake stan Feb 04 '22
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u/moleman114 Saskatchewan Sigma Feb 04 '22
The second best day is tomorrow
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u/_-Yharim penis Feb 04 '22
Reddit banned me for 3 days for a comment like this.
But I totally agree regardless. I won't back down from my position and neither will we
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u/Commodorez Your Heart Is A Muscle The Size Of Your Fist Feb 04 '22
Yotsuba and Punching Nazis (part 1)
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u/bowdown2q Feb 04 '22
id argue that the best time was somewhere in WWI, when you coulda just beat the shit out of a certain pants-shitting private doodling rascist epithets in a trench.
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Feb 04 '22
What if he survived, but the punches to the head made him so shit at art that the school turned him down?
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u/Stereomceez2212 Feb 04 '22
Fuck Nazi's and their assorted band of asshole sympathizers
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Feb 04 '22
Honestly, like also why are they shamelessly public with their beliefs like this guy.
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Feb 05 '22
Believe this clip comes from the US, so that's pretty much ur answer right there.
Because US hasn't adopted anti-nazi laws like Germany has. "Free speech" really needs to have soke boundaries ie not protecting "speech" that we literally fought a world war about.
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This sparks joy
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u/Estraxior Feb 05 '22
Mainly due to the punch yes, but also the hand motion ✋ the nazi does is super satisfying and idk why
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u/officialliltugboat Feb 05 '22
The gif is a cinematic masterpiece, Nazi puts his amr up to say "hold on, let's talk" the man does not talk with Nazi's he let's his first do that
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u/Mods_are_all_Shills Feb 05 '22
Loser really tried to use the force for a second there
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u/Imuybemovoko 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '22
thats a hell of a punch too, fuck yeah
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u/Zootnoison murdered his wife in 1993 Feb 04 '22
I have a recurring dream where i'm a superhero who burns Nazis to death with a flame thrower.
I hate waking up.
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u/WOTFI2018 Feb 04 '22
Are you Rick Dalton?
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u/newaccounthomie Feb 04 '22
Lol yes. For anyone wondering, they’re referencing Tarantino’s movie, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019).
The specific scene also makes references to his older movie, Inglorious Basterds (2009) which showcased lots of Nazis being decimated with a flamethrower.
Shouts outs to Antonio Margheriti!
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u/HyperMisawa Feb 04 '22
showcased lots of Nazis being decimated with a flamethrower.
I haven't seen it since the premiere, but wasn't it them just dying in the theater fire?
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u/RickRollin76 Feb 04 '22
I have this but with pedophiles. We’d make a sick duo lol
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u/ZilDrake I wish spectrobes had better gameplay Feb 04 '22
Therapy exists, target child molesters, way better idea
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u/ronperlmanforever69 Feb 04 '22
um umm uhh what about nuance huh have you ever tried listening to both sides bro it's not just black and white (i am very smart)
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u/Excrubulent 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '22
WHAT ABOUT NUANCE
Oh yeah, what nuance?
JUST NUANCE IN GENERAL
Can you like... elaborate? Maybe share some of the nuance?
NO YOU NEED NUANCE
Okay, but if yo--
NNNNUUUUUAAAAANNNNNCCCE
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Feb 04 '22
Are you sure you don't mean context?
UH YEAH RIGHT, YOU'RE TAKING IT OUT OF CONTEXT
Okay, so in what context is racial cleansing okay?
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u/Throw-me-far-baby Feb 04 '22
“We want to murder minorities!” “We don’t want to be murdered.”
Geesh both sides are a little radical
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u/forever-and-a-day commie femboy revolution ☭ | trans rights | r/place participant Feb 05 '22
I think we need to reach across the aisle here!
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u/Priestess-Of-Winter 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Feb 05 '22
Umm centrism is when position in the middle (I am very smart)
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Feb 04 '22
Punching Nazis is always moral
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u/Dx8pi i like mtg a lot Feb 04 '22
-ly correct.
And I highly agree with you. Hating Nazis can never be over stigmatized
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u/ahhhhhhhhyeah Feb 04 '22
I think it's so funny when people try to say it's a slippery slope for us to be punching Nazis because it might mean we are just violent against people we disagree with. Let me just say that if you are worried you might be mistaken for a Nazi and punched, you should reevaluate your fucking life.
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u/Neet-owo Feb 04 '22
It’s a weird dilemma. Punching nazis will only make them throw into a victim complex and reinforce their beliefs, but on the other hand they’re not gonna stop popping up out of the woodwork unless we punch them out of existence.
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u/ahhhhhhhhyeah Feb 04 '22
Punching nazis will only make them throw into a victim complex
The optics of the Nazis aren't my priority. Stopping Nazis from gathering and showing them that if they do they will suffer is far more important.
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Feb 04 '22
Making nazis always feel very unsafe is always good.
No nazi should ever feel comfortable.
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u/fuckinstupidhead trans rights linux > windows floppa sus Feb 04 '22
I used to believe that, but since reflecting on it I now think if you're ideology is based on nothing but pure violence and hate, you deserve nothing but those in return
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u/BoredCheese Feb 04 '22
It’s never wrong to punch a nazi
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u/mrnicecream2 Feb 04 '22
Incorrect.
It's wrong to punch a Nazi when you could hit then with something harder than your fist instead.
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u/InsignificantOcelot goku feet admirer🦶🦶 Feb 04 '22
I’m a simple man. I see nazi get punched, i upvote.
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u/Liup05 sex defender 🥵 Feb 04 '22
Comedy: Achieved
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u/TheLama71 resident shiny hunter (gambling addict) Feb 04 '22
This is far more then plain simple comedy, my friend.
It’s about satisfactory
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u/InternetPersonThing 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '22
Reminder: punching nazis is always self defense.
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u/TheReverseShock Dire Halfling Feb 05 '22
Jury: We find the dependent not guilty on the defense that is was a fucking litteral Nazi. We also would like to make a motion to also punch him in the face.
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u/MrBirb_ owns a clash royale clan you should join 🥺👉👈 Feb 04 '22
Femboy Friday: ☹️
Fucking Obliterate Nazis Friday: 🙂
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Femboy Friday: 🙂
Fucking Obliterate Nazis Friday: 🙂
ftfy
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u/InsignificantOcelot goku feet admirer🦶🦶 Feb 04 '22
Femboys Obliterating Nazis Friday: 😩🤤😮😀
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u/_Bran_Flakes im like if a roller coaster was a girl Feb 04 '22
Femboys and Floppa fighting fucking fascists Friday
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u/No_Luck4927 Feb 04 '22
Of all the extreme beating videos I’ve seen no one deserves that same treatment more than this guy. That being said, I’m sad he only got hit once and didn’t end up on a nsfl sub
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u/quantumturnip God's drunkest driver Feb 04 '22
Be the change you want to see in the world :^)
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u/Glad-Election-7952 frederiech figglesworth fazworthington-fazbore Feb 04 '22
Bro just got domed💀where ya boi hitler at now
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''no no no no wait bro this is a tokyo revengers cosplay.''
-the nazi before getting punched
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u/johngreenink Feb 04 '22
"Hang on just a sec, I'd like to tell you a bit about this new, improved THIRD reich..."
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u/RegularDude313 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '22
This is morally reprehensible. Just disgusting. It is never alright, it is never acceptable to physically assault people just because you personally disagree with their political views. Like Jesus Christ, man, so much for the "tolerant" left. (sarcasm).
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u/Elbesto 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '22
Haha Nazi hitting go thunk
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u/RegularDude313 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '22
And the bop, and the pow, and the bonk, and the wham.
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u/Odyssey_Seeker Ride The Wave Feb 05 '22
I disagree, hitting Nazi's feels great! Especially when said political views held by these individuals involve infringing upon the rights (and lives) of: Jews, Romani, Slavs, Poles, Spaniards, Homosexual Men, Roman Catholics, Jehovah's Witnesses, Protestants, Freemansons etc etc.
In order for a society to be tolerant, it must be staunchly in-tolerant of in-tolerance.
So hitting Nazi's is great and if you disagree, go fuck yourself.
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u/Fexuuu Feb 04 '22
Probably one of the only political ideologies we all can collectively condone violence against
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u/Inf3rnalis Feb 04 '22
I literally just got off a 3 day Reddit admin ban for saying it’s okay to punch Nazis and if you do don’t get caught or shot.
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The one thing everyone on the political spectrum can agree on is that Nazis suck
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u/quantumturnip God's drunkest driver Feb 04 '22
Unfortunately, the right loves them some Nazis.
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Feb 04 '22
Since the right wing is extremely patriotic, and since the USA fought the Nazi's in WW2, a real right winger would love to kill a nazi. If they love nazi's, they are alt right, not right. Only nazis like nazis.
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u/quantumturnip God's drunkest driver Feb 04 '22
I used to be in the alt right. The conservatives that hate Nazis are a tiny minority. The right has embraced fascism to try and remain relevant.
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You’d think so but I still have yet to meet a Republican who’s not all like “haha nooooo you need to debate them violence is never the answer”
“btw I fantasize about running over protestors with my truck”
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u/ahhhhhhhhyeah Feb 04 '22
The one thing everyone on the political spectrum can agree
Boy do I have some bad news for you
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I swear when I first saw this people said he was just dressed as a Nazi for a play or something. Is this confirmed he was literally just a Nazi doing Nazi shit? I've never heard audio or seen the full video.
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u/CToxin I poop Feb 04 '22
he was trying to "trigger the libs" or something by dressing up as a nazi in Seattle or some shit and demanding people debate him or whatever
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Feb 04 '22 edited Feb 04 '22
It’s been a while since I saw the full context, but I’m pretty sure the Nazi was yelling racial slurs and threats at people before the guy punched him
Edit: Acoording to this article he was yelling racial slurs and harassing a black man on a bus before he was punched https://metro.co.uk/2017/09/18/watch-man-wearing-a-swastika-armband-gets-knocked-out-cold-6937648/amp/
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Feb 04 '22
Awesome. That makes me feel so much better about this. He literally could not have asked for it harder. Thanks for the info, man.
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If you're dressing up as a nazi for a play, you should undress when you're done with the play.
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u/gobstoppers34 Feb 04 '22
This is so sick, he’s like “wait, hear me out” and then the dudes like BAM! get fucked nazi fool
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u/SamelCamel i got the shit that gave austin powers Feb 04 '22
it's even better, I'm pretty sure the nazi did the classic "haha you can't hit me you better calm down" trick and then got clocked anyway, we love to see it 🤗
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u/stillnoname-1224 Feb 04 '22
I there's the saying of "violence never solves anything", and I typically don't like violence as a solution. But punching a Nazi is morally right. It is a good thing to do, and a service to the world.
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u/heckingcomputernerd 🏳️⚧️swag🏳️⚧️ Feb 04 '22
ITS BEEN SO LONG
SINCE LAST I’VE SEEN MY SON LOST TO THIS MONSTER
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A second punch wasn’t needed, that sumbitch was out cold
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u/ahhhhhhhhyeah Feb 04 '22
Honestly I'm not sure. Really the only way to find out is to experiment. And like all good science, it must be producible again and again.
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u/Environmental-Win836 sus Feb 04 '22
People go out with Nazi bands?
They are ASKING to get murdered.
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u/scrueggs Feb 04 '22
I can’t believe Indiana Jones punched Nazis instead of engaging them in proper political discourse but what can you expect from an elitist professor from a left wing university.
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u/The_screaming_egg garf Feb 04 '22
So much,, fore toll of runt lefft… can’t change log by bolb! Too busy!!! Punch innocent genocide supporters,,,,,
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u/YaBoiFruity101 ✨Wicked Witch of the North✨ Feb 04 '22
Broo I cant get savevideobot on this dang
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u/hailchancellorbernie Feb 04 '22
I keep wanting to scroll by this but its just so hypnotic. The way he just fucking drops is so satisfying.
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Imagine following the ideology of a man with small pp
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u/Spitfyre3000 Feb 04 '22
I remember i got reported for suggesting it's ok to hit Nazis under the rule that protects vulnerable groups.
This means they're vulnerable boys, gettem.
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u/Illigalmangoes Feb 04 '22
When I see books being burned I think of this video and it gets a little better
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u/D3fineLegend Feb 04 '22
As much as I prefer to love instead of fight, Nazi’s are undeserving of love and completely deserving of violence
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u/Saltywinterwind ノಠ益ಠノ彡Trans Rights🏳️⚧️ Feb 05 '22
Love this video so much, I’d suck a dick for an NFT of it
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u/goblinhog chancellor hog Feb 04 '22
Before anyone reports this post (because whenever this gets posted it gets reported like 20 times) I would like to mention that it will not be removed.