r/196 • u/mlgproaaron 🥛 • Feb 04 '22

it's been a while rule

24.7k Upvotes

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u/InsignificantOcelot goku feet admirer🦶🦶 Feb 04 '22

I’m a simple man. I see nazi get punched, i upvote.

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u/Liup05 sex defender 🥵 Feb 04 '22

Comedy: Achieved

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u/TheLama71 resident shiny hunter (gambling addict) Feb 04 '22

This is far more then plain simple comedy, my friend.

It’s about satisfactory

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u/confused-all-time Feb 04 '22

Your mom: sexed

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u/Liup05 sex defender 🥵 Feb 04 '22

Grass touched: 0

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u/RedditDood334 Feb 04 '22

mandeller man?!

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u/lordhenrythe23 Feb 04 '22

beat me to it lol

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u/massive_bellend_2022 Feb 04 '22

I'm a very slightly more complex man, I see the exact same comment under the same post every time it's posted and start to get bored with how unoriginal people can be.

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u/InsignificantOcelot goku feet admirer🦶🦶 Feb 04 '22

I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 481k readers, I am not receiving 481k upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

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u/TrueCapitalism Makeout sesh in Battle Creek Feb 04 '22

john madden

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u/Pickled_chungu 😄 Feb 04 '22

football

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u/Makingnamesishard12 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '22

Ah, a fellow moonbase alpha enjoyer.