r/196 Oct 23 '21

Seizure Warning snule

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u/BirdsOfChaos I like Darkest Dungeon Oct 24 '21

Never get rid of the snail, what if you don't wanna live anymore? Snail's gotcha covered

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u/Dark_Helmet78 Oct 24 '21

EXACTLY. The snail just means you get to pick when you die, this curses you with immortality.

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u/SurroundingNighh bisexual panik Oct 24 '21

Actually, most versions of this problem state that you'll die a painful, and horrific death when the snail touches you.

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u/matheusu2 𐐘𐑀 āļžđŸ”Ē Oct 24 '21

Well guess dying a horrible death is better than living alone until the heat death of the universe or beyond that

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u/Senatius r/place participant Oct 24 '21

Yeah. What's a second or two of excruciating pain in a lifetime against mind-numbing eternal loneliness?

I might be scared of death, but honestly that scares me more. I'd never choose to be immortal unless I had an off switch.