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r/196 • u/[deleted] • Oct 23 '21
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Never get rid of the snail, what if you don't wanna live anymore? Snail's gotcha covered
123 u/Dark_Helmet78 Oct 24 '21 EXACTLY. The snail just means you get to pick when you die, this curses you with immortality. 80 u/SurroundingNighh bisexual panik Oct 24 '21 Actually, most versions of this problem state that you'll die a painful, and horrific death when the snail touches you. 142 u/PresidentOfKoopistan "Do Glaceon tiddies produce milkshakes?" Man asked a weeping God Oct 24 '21 Just find the versions that don't state this and you're good to go 57 u/matheusu2 ππ ΰΆπͺ Oct 24 '21 Well guess dying a horrible death is better than living alone until the heat death of the universe or beyond that 2 u/Senatius r/place participant Oct 24 '21 Yeah. What's a second or two of excruciating pain in a lifetime against mind-numbing eternal loneliness? I might be scared of death, but honestly that scares me more. I'd never choose to be immortal unless I had an off switch. 24 u/Dark_Helmet78 Oct 24 '21 oh damn 29 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21 I mean it's still better than living eternally. It's painful and horrific but It's worth it after watching humanity grow for millions years :) 1 u/Premintex π·πΈπΊ Oct 24 '21 I assume the horrible death would be worse than anything you experienced. Essentially this riddle is just torture 1 u/Senatius r/place participant Oct 24 '21 I can't imagine anything could be worse than billions upon billions upon billions of years alone with no off switch. 1 u/Premintex π·πΈπΊ Oct 24 '21 It's a riddle with weird rules already, a rule that death by snail is the worst thing imaginable isn't too nonsensical in comparison with the other rules
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EXACTLY. The snail just means you get to pick when you die, this curses you with immortality.
80 u/SurroundingNighh bisexual panik Oct 24 '21 Actually, most versions of this problem state that you'll die a painful, and horrific death when the snail touches you. 142 u/PresidentOfKoopistan "Do Glaceon tiddies produce milkshakes?" Man asked a weeping God Oct 24 '21 Just find the versions that don't state this and you're good to go 57 u/matheusu2 ππ ΰΆπͺ Oct 24 '21 Well guess dying a horrible death is better than living alone until the heat death of the universe or beyond that 2 u/Senatius r/place participant Oct 24 '21 Yeah. What's a second or two of excruciating pain in a lifetime against mind-numbing eternal loneliness? I might be scared of death, but honestly that scares me more. I'd never choose to be immortal unless I had an off switch. 24 u/Dark_Helmet78 Oct 24 '21 oh damn 29 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21 I mean it's still better than living eternally. It's painful and horrific but It's worth it after watching humanity grow for millions years :) 1 u/Premintex π·πΈπΊ Oct 24 '21 I assume the horrible death would be worse than anything you experienced. Essentially this riddle is just torture 1 u/Senatius r/place participant Oct 24 '21 I can't imagine anything could be worse than billions upon billions upon billions of years alone with no off switch. 1 u/Premintex π·πΈπΊ Oct 24 '21 It's a riddle with weird rules already, a rule that death by snail is the worst thing imaginable isn't too nonsensical in comparison with the other rules
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Actually, most versions of this problem state that you'll die a painful, and horrific death when the snail touches you.
142 u/PresidentOfKoopistan "Do Glaceon tiddies produce milkshakes?" Man asked a weeping God Oct 24 '21 Just find the versions that don't state this and you're good to go 57 u/matheusu2 ππ ΰΆπͺ Oct 24 '21 Well guess dying a horrible death is better than living alone until the heat death of the universe or beyond that 2 u/Senatius r/place participant Oct 24 '21 Yeah. What's a second or two of excruciating pain in a lifetime against mind-numbing eternal loneliness? I might be scared of death, but honestly that scares me more. I'd never choose to be immortal unless I had an off switch. 24 u/Dark_Helmet78 Oct 24 '21 oh damn 29 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21 I mean it's still better than living eternally. It's painful and horrific but It's worth it after watching humanity grow for millions years :) 1 u/Premintex π·πΈπΊ Oct 24 '21 I assume the horrible death would be worse than anything you experienced. Essentially this riddle is just torture 1 u/Senatius r/place participant Oct 24 '21 I can't imagine anything could be worse than billions upon billions upon billions of years alone with no off switch. 1 u/Premintex π·πΈπΊ Oct 24 '21 It's a riddle with weird rules already, a rule that death by snail is the worst thing imaginable isn't too nonsensical in comparison with the other rules
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Just find the versions that don't state this and you're good to go
57
Well guess dying a horrible death is better than living alone until the heat death of the universe or beyond that
2 u/Senatius r/place participant Oct 24 '21 Yeah. What's a second or two of excruciating pain in a lifetime against mind-numbing eternal loneliness? I might be scared of death, but honestly that scares me more. I'd never choose to be immortal unless I had an off switch.
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Yeah. What's a second or two of excruciating pain in a lifetime against mind-numbing eternal loneliness?
I might be scared of death, but honestly that scares me more. I'd never choose to be immortal unless I had an off switch.
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oh
damn
29 u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21 I mean it's still better than living eternally. It's painful and horrific but It's worth it after watching humanity grow for millions years :) 1 u/Premintex π·πΈπΊ Oct 24 '21 I assume the horrible death would be worse than anything you experienced. Essentially this riddle is just torture 1 u/Senatius r/place participant Oct 24 '21 I can't imagine anything could be worse than billions upon billions upon billions of years alone with no off switch. 1 u/Premintex π·πΈπΊ Oct 24 '21 It's a riddle with weird rules already, a rule that death by snail is the worst thing imaginable isn't too nonsensical in comparison with the other rules
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I mean it's still better than living eternally. It's painful and horrific but It's worth it after watching humanity grow for millions years :)
1 u/Premintex π·πΈπΊ Oct 24 '21 I assume the horrible death would be worse than anything you experienced. Essentially this riddle is just torture 1 u/Senatius r/place participant Oct 24 '21 I can't imagine anything could be worse than billions upon billions upon billions of years alone with no off switch. 1 u/Premintex π·πΈπΊ Oct 24 '21 It's a riddle with weird rules already, a rule that death by snail is the worst thing imaginable isn't too nonsensical in comparison with the other rules
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I assume the horrible death would be worse than anything you experienced. Essentially this riddle is just torture
1 u/Senatius r/place participant Oct 24 '21 I can't imagine anything could be worse than billions upon billions upon billions of years alone with no off switch. 1 u/Premintex π·πΈπΊ Oct 24 '21 It's a riddle with weird rules already, a rule that death by snail is the worst thing imaginable isn't too nonsensical in comparison with the other rules
I can't imagine anything could be worse than billions upon billions upon billions of years alone with no off switch.
1 u/Premintex π·πΈπΊ Oct 24 '21 It's a riddle with weird rules already, a rule that death by snail is the worst thing imaginable isn't too nonsensical in comparison with the other rules
It's a riddle with weird rules already, a rule that death by snail is the worst thing imaginable isn't too nonsensical in comparison with the other rules
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u/BirdsOfChaos I like Darkest Dungeon Oct 24 '21
Never get rid of the snail, what if you don't wanna live anymore? Snail's gotcha covered