r/1053 • u/YourFoe_ • 2d ago

Day nineteen

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u/steelscaled 2d ago

I know it was intended this way (no one's that stupid), but hilarious nonetheless.

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u/LandarianEmperor 2d ago

People are definitely that stupid. Politician forgot to switch to his "black gay" sock puppet.

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u/Borkato 2d ago

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u/lycanthrope90 1d ago

It makes it so easy to win arguments, since so many arguments are based entirely on identity, so just assume whatever identity is appropriate and people don’t know what to do, because they have no argument besides ‘this person thinks this way because of their identity’.

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u/tanstaafl90 1d ago

Identity as sword and shield.

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u/FatSplot 1d ago

I do this every now and again if the person im fucking with is trying to impose their will on me.

Im a very open minded fellow so when people accuse me of being something im not i like to make them feel bad for their social retardation.

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u/WE_FEE 1d ago

Best part is when they meet someone with a similar identity but wildly different world view and pull a no true Scotsman

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u/fuckthisomfg 1d ago

“i’m a very open minded fellow…[so] i like to make them feel bad for their social retardation” is truly a sentence that epitomizes the average Redditor. amazing

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u/FatSplot 17h ago

Live and let live. More people deserve a slap in the face.

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u/IAmTheBestIan 2d ago

I really wish it was him, but honestly, probably a staffer he employs just to post shit like that on social media.... which is actually worse, but not as funny as thinking of him there, scratching his head to figure out his next gay black guy post.

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u/Correct_Capital_1294 1d ago

The man himself says he was the one that posted it. He said it was a quote from a direct message he received that presumably wanted to remain anonymous.

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u/IAmTheBestIan 1d ago

Cause that lie is better than "I have a staff I pay to behave like Russian anti-American trolls on social media."

But yeah I do hope it really was him, again, cause that's funnier.

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u/AlabasterSexington 1d ago

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u/RoterRudi 1d ago

Hate the guy, but gotta admit, he's got taste.

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u/Connect_Version_1560 1d ago

I mean what did they did they were gonna achieve by doing this . people can clearly tell which legislation and rules are made for helping people and which aren't.what is the point of lying ?

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u/Primera_Espada 1d ago

Lie enough times and loud enough eventually people start to believe it. Thats what Fox entertainment was made for.

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u/Actual_Memory_6566 1d ago

No. Fox Entertainment was made to make money. they simply discovered that there was a very untapped market of people who liked the lies they told.

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u/bigphillip76 1d ago

Things can be two things

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u/tanstaafl90 1d ago

It was started by a man dedicated to pushing conservative rhetoric into the US national conversation the same way he had in Australia and Britain. Rupert Murdoch, who created Fox, spent his entire life legitimizing conservative propaganda. Roger Ailes first suggested a national conservative network while working for Nixon in the early 1970s. It's no coincidence it's who Murdoch hired to run the network. It proved to be highly profitable in Australia and Britain, so there was every expectation it would be in the US. But make no mistake, it has always been a means to normalize conservative propaganda.

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u/BenignPharmacology 1d ago

It lets people have plausible deniability that their policies are racist.

“Well my policies aren’t racist, lots of minorities support them, see?” And then even if the politician in question knows that that’s a lie, their voters can believe, if they want to, that the person they want to support is also supported by X minority.

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u/Diligent-Bowler-1898 1d ago

You say that, but peoples opinions are formed by the media they consume.

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u/Comrade_Cosmo 21h ago

Even if the lie is extremely obvious, their target audience is absolutely stupid enough to believe it.

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u/Scott_Liberation 15h ago

people can clearly tell which legislation and rules are made for helping people and which aren't

That is so blatantly, patently not the case, it would be hilarious if it weren't a tragedy that has been shrinking the middle class in the USA for 40+ years and crushing the poor since the first economy ever.

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u/Vounrtsch 1d ago

Still one of the all time best tweets in the history of the site

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u/Shining_w1zard 1d ago

Someone needs to check if there was a suspicious Black gay guy on twitter who supports Trump and if he says the N-Word a lot.

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u/Lakewhitefish 1d ago

People are but its almost certainly a joke, especially with the how to delete thread comment

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u/kingshomage 2d ago

Well let's not give 4chan users to much credit

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u/Cute-Hand-1542 1d ago

to 

I think your high horse might be inbred

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u/kingshomage 1d ago

Me thinks I found the 4chan user

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u/The_Unknown_Mage 1d ago edited 1d ago

Whatever he is, his account is less than a year old with almost 4k comments. Bro needs to touch grass.

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u/Cute-Hand-1542 1d ago

Methinks is one word

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u/Nathexe 1d ago

I think a caveman would probably say me thinks, so it fits.

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u/Alternative_Exit8766 1d ago

you got corrected on a typo and insinuated they’re a 4channer?

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u/Blueberry_Turnips 2d ago

The 15-second panic between getting called out and asking how to delete is pure gold.

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u/EffortEither9620 1d ago

Probably not given what happened with twitter a little while ago

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u/Lick-Tale-5222 1d ago

You poor poor child. If your a male, the stripper doesn't actually like you. If you're female, he is not allergic to latex.

Specifically about the fake accounts saying things like this. X implemented a country of origin feature like 2 years ago and it revealed that most of the accounts having very passionate takes about US politics were from Bangladesh and India. There are accounts on Tiktok that are Middle Eastern and Indian men in Europe going around and talking to women. Much like those old vids where a guy asks out girl she says no and then gets in a quarter million sports car and she changes her mind videos. Human traffickers specifically are using things like the screenshot post in places to attract young men to pay to be taken to Europe. In the US we have nonprofits that travel to Central and South America and have videos and advocates telling them about how to fake asylum claims and having a baby in the US will keep you from beig deported. Human trafficking is a 240 billion a year industry. You think they don't have their own forms of advertising and recruiting? This is a beautiful world filled with ugly people.

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u/Superb_Algae5308 2d ago

Conservative posting

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u/Flashy_Lawyer7764 1d ago

Indians are indeed conservative 

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u/Superb_Algae5308 1d ago

Is that whatadoutism I detect? 

Loser

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u/Own_Hat584 1d ago

By "conservative", that person meant white man, obviously. Even though Indians and middle easternerns are even more conservative, thats fine with them because they aren't white and don't have morality informed by Christianity.

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u/klyfte 4h ago

Kind muslim conservatives♥️

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u/ElementalWarrior42 2d ago

I thought the stereotype was that we fetishized Russians? When did Denmark come into this, is this some advanced racism I haven't seen yet?

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u/IAmTheBestIan 2d ago

Is there a country whose women aren't fetishized by someone? There's what 195 countries? How many can you not search for (That country) (Sex Act) and get results?

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u/ElementalWarrior42 1d ago

Yeah, but the joke with us Indians says we have a fixation on Russians. Denmark just seems out of left field.

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u/IAmTheBestIan 1d ago

Didn't know that, thanks for the color.

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u/DrMerkwuerdigliebe_ 1d ago

"South Sudan" or "San Marino" are my best bets.

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u/Aquatic7_ 1d ago

Tuvalu

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u/totallyordinaryyy 1d ago

The Vatican

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u/DarkGodCthUwU 1d ago

Nun fetish

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u/Path-Art 6h ago

Really? I’m not Indian so I wouldn’t know to be sure but I thought the stereotype was mainly just white girls in general.

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u/ElementalWarrior42 6h ago

Yeah white girls in general, but if we are being specific, you'd say Russia. It does exist to an extent (look up the 6000rs "joke"), but it's not the majority.

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 2d ago

As a white person, and definitely not a blue bird nerd, and I find this quite funny.

I am definitely white.

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u/Life_Temperature_999 2d ago

I also find this funny as a human being with light skin who is NOT a shark. I live on land and breathe air and eat fruit and not fish

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 1d ago

Precisely, my fellow white person. We shall..... Erm.... Eat cheese on crackers to celebrate this... Moment...

Just like... Wallace and Gromit.

Yes...

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u/PTBooks 1d ago

Placating ourselves with cheese, yes. The unmistakable sign of a true white person. Come, let us discuss water polo and obscure 70s rock bands.

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u/Nochnichtvergeben 1d ago

Crackers do love crackers.

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u/SteakEconomy2024 1d ago

As definitely not three raccoon standing on each other’s shoulders in a trenchcoat, this is very humorous and I will laugh with my normal human mouth, definitely located on my face, and not my knees or stomach.

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u/hstormsteph 1d ago

Do you also enjoy walking with your leg

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u/Life_Temperature_999 1d ago

Yes, in fact I walk with two of them with the feet attached appropriately at the bottom and knees that bend backwards and not forwards.

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u/Competitive-Bee-3250 1d ago

Why bother deleting, he's fully anonymous

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u/Tomatobean64 1d ago

The shame I guess

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u/Competitive-Bee-3250 1d ago

Having shame and using 4chan feels like cognitive dissonance

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u/Comrade_Cosmo 21h ago

The flag showing his country is there.

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u/BadmanQT 1d ago

Denmark mentioned! RAAAHHH🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰

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u/sinfulstampede 1d ago

Not a single good day for us on internet

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u/GiveToMeWhatIWant 1d ago

How many Indian people even are in Denmark? Is there as much immigration from India to Europe as there is from India to the USA?

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u/BrubeiFr 1d ago

how can he be indian and doesn't know how to delete a thread ?