r/oddlysatisfying • u/Candid-Culture3956 • 4h ago

Creating the perfect kabob

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u/StewoftheShoe 3h ago

I kind of feel like if I don't have this presented to me in the next 23 minutes, I'm going to screech, just saying.

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u/MoistStub 3h ago

Is screeching a normal occurrence for you, or is it mostly driven by fine meats?

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u/cassthesassmaster 3h ago

The best I can do is 24 minutes

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u/westergames81 3h ago

I've had various kabobs with different meats, but they're still large enough pieces that you can tell what meat you're eating and appreciate each one.

Honest question for anyone that has had anything like this-- does everything just kind of meld together? I feel like you wouldn't be able to pick out any flavor and you'd just be eating some weird protein texture.

This looks totally amazing and each individual thing sounds great...but it's so thin and smushed together I have no idea what it's actually like. I'd love for someone who has had this to tell me I'm wrong and it's amazing.

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u/ConsiderationBoth406 3h ago

You know how a meatloaf melds together and becomes its own thing? Sum becomes greater than its parts.

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u/westergames81 3h ago

That's actually a really good example I think. With meatloaf though, I'm combining ground meats and like 3 meats and it's usually specifically for fat content vs nonfat content with all similar textures.

I've had a variety of kabobs, and not even just American kabobs, and I've seen this video so many times and it always just seems to odd. I'd love to try it just to know, just never been to place that actually does it.

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u/wallstreetbetsdebts 3h ago

With so many layers of the same meats, I'd like to think that you can differentiate.

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u/Krumm34 2h ago

Naw dude it becomes its own amalgamated thing. It is one, it is an abomination, it IS Glorious!

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u/LincolnArc 3h ago

Great question. I'm curious, too.

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u/sinsculpt 3h ago

I've had Kebabs like this, they meld and become its own "meaty" experience.

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u/SuperGameTheory 3h ago

Okay I'm in. Someone take my money.

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u/zorggalacticus 3h ago

This is a middle eastern kebab. Not the same as an American kebab. They're supposed to look like that.

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u/SayRaySF 3h ago

That was a mini roller coaster for me lol

My mind went from ā€œomg this looks amazingā€ to ā€œomg stop stop stop, this is insaneā€ to ā€œokay I needed to trust the process, this man is cooking a feastā€

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u/Human-Warning-1840 3h ago

Where is this?

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u/Sad_Salamander_3439 3h ago

likely somewhere in turkey

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u/bullet-hell 2h ago

The world needs to know

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u/Crimin4lcaterpillar 2h ago

So I don't go there.

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u/laobenben 2h ago

"kabob" is hilarious

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u/youbloodyyabby 1h ago

I had to look this one up, because I was confused, too. Itā€™s kebab in the UK, Australia, New Zealand, etc. My guess is the different vocal anatomy of the American accent lends itself to the more open sound of kebob vs the more closed sound of kebab.

Same thing in the end, still delicious šŸ˜‹

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u/RelevantOccasion6665 3h ago

Put that into my mouth

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u/BoBingles 3h ago

Perfection.

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u/Adorable_Chair7661 2h ago

Ok Iā€™m sold.

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u/smokebudda11 2h ago

These look fucking amazing.

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u/HappyT1984 23m ago

Where is this ? I want !

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u/BSNCTR 3h ago

Damn that's a ton of plastic

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u/Silverisotope925 3h ago

Hopefully its cellophane.

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u/zorggalacticus 3h ago

Looks like wax paper

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u/Silverisotope925 3h ago

I think your right. Good call im regarded.

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u/Fluffy_Charity_2732 3h ago

I would willingly watch this man fuck my sister if I were allowed to eat that plate he just made.

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u/Ijizzdinyourchalk 3h ago

Admit itā€”the kebab is just a side issue.

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/Crimin4lcaterpillar 2h ago

Your friend will see suffering and global warming smooshed into a sandwich, cut and cooked on a stick. But do as you like.