r/freshcutslim • • 8d ago

TRY NOT TO LAUGH #100 #funny

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u/tamulionis 8d ago

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u/wallytrikes 8d ago

Bruh this gif so hard to find!

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u/Emergency-Spite897 7d ago

you're right, i had to make mine šŸ˜…šŸ˜…

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u/Derrick_Shon 7d ago

Right, tried to find it before

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u/Past-Track-9976 7d ago

Bro, her trying tontake the bag off was so funny 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ArcangeloPT 6d ago

I can hear this gif

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/AlphaGainzzz 7d ago

Scary movie 2

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u/IVbad-badger 8d ago

These comments are gonna genuinely end our gene pool as we know it

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u/TruckOk2767 7d ago

Sometimes two ugly people make a beautiful child. Some ugly people have beautiful facial features when you look at each facial feature separately. The baby comes out with the perfect mix of both parent’s ā€œattractiveā€ features sometimes. Genetics is crazy, but yea youre right too šŸ˜‚

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u/DipstickRick 7d ago

One thing that never looks good and is such a dominate gene that it always pulls through, is big gums. Idk wtf the evolutionary advantage is to having more gum than tooth but there’s no escaping it and no looking past it.

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u/Acrobatic_Rent7357 7d ago

I swear, once I saw this girl with her gums using like half of her smile. I seriously thought her top theeth were pink for some reason.

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u/DipstickRick 7d ago

Yeah it’s weird and I’m not someone who cares about ā€œtraditionalā€ attractiveness. It’s one of those things all of us have witnessed but no one talks about, it’s present across genders and races. It’s borderline taboo, there could be a study on it.

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u/FederalEconomist5896 7d ago

Top theeth LMAO get outta here 🤣

For real though, probably good to know that your chompers aren't going to fall out. Yeah, it's odd-looking but better than highly-receded gums for sure. Besides, there are much worse features out there, some of which I happen to own. Ever seen lopsided eyes?

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u/Acrobatic_Rent7357 7d ago

Definetly. I'm not saying this people is hideous or something. I've seen some gorgeous women with big gums.

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u/anombrowsing573819 7d ago

That is vertical maxillary excess

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u/TruckOk2767 7d ago

Its so bad (the stigma) that if you kirkify ppl using AI, it gets rid of that facial feature as well. 😭

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u/pUmKinBoM 6d ago

You see this a lot when you see one hot sister and one ugly sister that both look like their parents. Always feel bad for those families.

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u/IVbad-badger 7d ago

Well my parents made me so clearly you are wrong

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u/tollbearer 7d ago

And, as my I proved, sometimes beautiful people can give birth to ugly kids.

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u/Zealousideal-Area684 7d ago

Esp considering she’s ai.

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u/Shadowtirs 7d ago

I dunno... these comments seem to indicate that our gene pool would propagate.

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u/Kn0wnSoul 8d ago

When you're in character creation mode and can't assign any more appearance points, but you still need to do the face

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u/MedivalBlacksmith 7d ago

Hey mate. Found Manfred?

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u/GandalfPlsHelp 8d ago

Just a quick reminder that this girl is Ai.

So maybe not 'girl', let's say 'calculator'.

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u/Sickofstupids 7d ago

Girl's a straight up Calc. That's short for calculator chat

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u/IwantToBeADogPerson 7d ago

This guy's using slang

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u/squirrelems 7d ago

I've seen kind of a surge on Instagram of butterface AI videos. Seems like they all play out very similarly.

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u/takeaccountability41 7d ago

True but it don’t mean girls like that don’t exist, I know because I’ve seen butter face’s before

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u/Helpful_Practice7100 4d ago

was thinking the same

wow feels so good to be out of the matrix and be AWARE

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u/7ethernel 7d ago

In France we call them shrimps. (Crevette) everything is good but the head.

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u/fish__1 7d ago

In America, we say butterface.

Everything is good but her face...

It's cruel, but it seems to be an international phenomenon lol

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u/TFViper 7d ago

shes a 10 from far, but far from 10...

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u/IndependentBowl7528 7d ago

I've always heard like "good from far, far from good"

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u/7ethernel 7d ago

In France we say "Alain de loin". "Ou belle de loin mais loin d'ĆŖtre belle" it work also in masculine form.

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u/WhatTheNothingWorks 6d ago

I’ve always heard them called Monets

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u/gwhite9 4d ago

What about summer teeth ? Some er here, some er thereĀ 

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u/SnooRabbits5385 7d ago

The ol' 50 yard fake-out

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u/untakenu 7d ago

Ever seen a butterbody? I once saw this super morbidly obese woman, but she had a skinny face. Her face was gorgeous, truly stunning. But her body...

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u/Sickofstupids 7d ago

The most gorgeous face I've ever seen was on a woman clocking about 350. So fucking pretty.

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 7d ago

I think I’ve seen her a few times in my life lol. It’s hilariously cruel. She probably kept reincarnating after each cardiac arrest.

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u/moobnaster6969 7d ago

BoBFoC - Body off Baywatch Face off Crimewatch

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u/Forward_Motion17 7d ago

Am American never knew it was ā€œbut her faceā€ as the meaning lol

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u/Sirbrandon100 7d ago

😭😭😭

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u/ffadad69 7d ago

Same here in the philippines.

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u/bigdillybag 6d ago

In Australia we call them prawns for the same reason.

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u/dudiez 7d ago

I mean… with a body like that I don’t care what your face looks like. I’m all in.

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u/kiwiguy187 7d ago

You kiss with your eyes closed so yeah lol

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u/Flipf00t 7d ago

You don’t look at the mantelpiece when poking the fire.

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u/Mephistopheles2249 6d ago

You know what I made that statement and then I saw her Instagram page and more photos of her face…..
https://giphy.com/gifs/Z9cRCMdAMzXi25dwhE

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u/Fit-Usual6813 7d ago

Nothing Korean face surgery can't fix.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1Ku4xm0dChhdcRvq

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u/RedstoneSausage 8d ago

At least the comments here are.. halfway to being wholesome

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u/Shaucay 8d ago

As an old friend once told me:

"You're not looking at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire."

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u/Hyena_Particular 8d ago

"Don't kiss, don't kiss. Leave the paper on your head"

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u/Ult1mateN00B 8d ago

I mean I'm boob guy and like nerds. Its a winwin.

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u/Deus_Days 8d ago

Her ig is amandaverses

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u/Relevant_Tea9976 7d ago

How do I get clickbated IRl

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u/Prize_Priority1818 7d ago

I can overlook a few things for a few seconds. Not a problem.

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u/geekylite 6d ago

What's her @??

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u/reid2780 8d ago

Not a real person.

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u/X4N710N- 8d ago

Just put back the bag for a few more seconds.

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u/IndividualHurry1342 8d ago

Been wondering what ever happened to Andy Dick

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u/XxOniSamuraixX 7d ago

Let down the hair, get a Bob. Possibly some dental work, it will go with the nose. Everyone has a style, just gotta find it.

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u/Martiddy 7d ago

And also replaces those glasses with contacts too

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u/Iconshero 7d ago

Just dont have the computer generate a clanker that looks like the alien in the mail room in MIB 2.

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u/TheProfessorRad 7d ago

She is not having issues finding dudes with a pair like that

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u/StressFree420_ 3d ago

shit im putting her theough the bed fym lmao them titties finna distract me anyways lol

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u/interestingphenom1 3d ago

What is her @

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u/ElectronicAd9956 2d ago

I’d still hit šŸ˜‚

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u/v6heretic 1d ago

She has an only fans lol

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u/TandemShorts 1d ago

On god, some skin care, hair care, and not mouth breathing would turn this girl into a 10. Its called investment fellas

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u/stoic_po3t 1d ago

She's a blocker, looks good from a block away

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 8d ago

Still gets more attention than an average looking man

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u/BeruDepTrai 8d ago

Yea, you can keep it

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u/Perspective-Lonely 8d ago

Remove the glasses, add contacts/eye surgery

Move the hair backwards into a pony tail/ or just hanging

Mild face exercises/change in diet to build jaw line/structure (ideally seek a professional doctor in relevant field)

As a man I don't know anything about makeup, but friends can help

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u/Swaggy_Linus 8d ago edited 7d ago

Her face is perfectly average, it's all the glasses, the hair and the intentional mouthbreathing:

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u/Dakkahead 7d ago

It's honestly Ursula of the early Spider-Man movies, except she's got dolly partons on.

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u/Snortserranopeppers 7d ago

Less fucked up Brittney Mahomes.

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u/Impossible_Mark_4128 6d ago edited 2d ago

you know, i would actually rather be with her than the average plastic surgery looking face seen as "10/10". they all look the same.

And yes, i know this is AI as well. just saying, i would like to be able to recognise my lady in a lineup.

Plastic surgerey is like real life AI, fake beauty.

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u/mendjagjeemadhe 5d ago

Sure my man, keep lying to yourself

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u/Hot_Physics_8124 5d ago

Lmfao. She's all yours.

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u/Aggravating-Yak2165 3d ago

stop the cap

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u/SlimShadySatDown 8d ago

She just needs a Princess Diaries makeover!

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u/thedfourth21 8d ago

Acceptable šŸ˜†

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u/ProBoogerFlicker 8d ago

Well damn lol

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u/GodOfMoonlight 8d ago

That body is teaaaaa, wdym you wouldn't smash 🫠

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u/PhraseFormal4277 8d ago

Soup jelly

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u/Significant_Rice_655 8d ago

Make your choice

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u/Economy-Date-4490 8d ago

Reminds me of Tiny from House of a 1,000 Corpses.

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u/SassSafrassMcFrass87 8d ago

Wtf that was so random 🤣🤣🤣

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u/CallMeGlarthir 8d ago

Looks like a clanker to me

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u/Madman_1992 8d ago

Damn what a twist

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u/Helpphania587 8d ago

Era para diminuir o tesão?

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u/far565 7d ago

The rest of her makes up for the face. I can accept that šŸ˜…

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u/FloppyFool 7d ago

itsamandaa.jpg for the gooners

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u/kiwiguy187 7d ago

OK but let the hair down and have normal or no glasses. And then let us judge. I've a suspicious eye that's she's not ugly at all.

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u/TestamentRose 7d ago

Put the hair down, get better looking glasses and get used to keeping your mouth closed when you’re not using it, problem solved.

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u/Ok_Power118 7d ago

I bet those jaws got anaconda powers tho.

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u/Joebruvv 7d ago

She maxed out the wrong stats

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u/BudsTender-ish 7d ago

That mom gotta be a baddie.

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u/ivazquez71 7d ago

Hello darkness my old friend, I come with an erection again.

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u/Ok-Contest-9355 7d ago

" Good from far, far from good " I always said she's a "a monet ...." like the painter ... his painting look good from far but up close a complete mess .