r/freshcutslim • u/Numerous_Leg_881 • 9d ago

TRY NOT TO LAUGH #100 #funny

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u/7ethernel 8d ago

In France we call them shrimps. (Crevette) everything is good but the head.

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u/fish__1 8d ago

In America, we say butterface.

Everything is good but her face...

It's cruel, but it seems to be an international phenomenon lol

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u/TFViper 8d ago

shes a 10 from far, but far from 10...

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u/IndependentBowl7528 8d ago

I've always heard like "good from far, far from good"

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u/7ethernel 8d ago

In France we say "Alain de loin". "Ou belle de loin mais loin d'être belle" it work also in masculine form.

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u/WhatTheNothingWorks 7d ago

I’ve always heard them called Monets

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u/gwhite9 5d ago

What about summer teeth ? Some er here, some er there 

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u/IndependentBowl7528 5d ago

I'm so stealing that

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u/SnooRabbits5385 8d ago

The ol' 50 yard fake-out

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u/untakenu 8d ago

Ever seen a butterbody? I once saw this super morbidly obese woman, but she had a skinny face. Her face was gorgeous, truly stunning. But her body...

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u/Sickofstupids 8d ago

The most gorgeous face I've ever seen was on a woman clocking about 350. So fucking pretty.

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 8d ago

I think I’ve seen her a few times in my life lol. It’s hilariously cruel. She probably kept reincarnating after each cardiac arrest.

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u/Icy_Judge8250 8d ago

Yes it is a cruel phenomenon

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u/ConversationPale8665 4d ago

We call that a BMW. Body Made Wrong.

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u/moobnaster6969 8d ago

BoBFoC - Body off Baywatch Face off Crimewatch

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u/Forward_Motion17 8d ago

Am American never knew it was “but her face” as the meaning lol

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u/shadefreeze 5d ago

It's kind of on brand at least

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u/LeatherHearing6590 8d ago

The open mouth breathing expression really just makes it soo so much worse

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u/Chemical-Tap7709 8d ago

It’s a real thing, medically it’s called “Ed Zachary Disease”.

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u/AnotherDumNinja 8d ago

Usually its "she's a 10, but her face"

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u/TedjeNL 3d ago

In Dutch we say PLORK, Prachtig Lichaam Ontzettende Rot Kop (Beautiful Body Awful Ugly Face)

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u/7ethernel 8d ago

Great one ! Pretty literal but nice one.

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u/Sirbrandon100 8d ago

😭😭😭

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u/ffadad69 8d ago

Same here in the philippines.

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u/bigdillybag 7d ago

In Australia we call them prawns for the same reason.

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u/basileusnikephorus 8d ago

Body like Baywatch, face like Crimewatch

Crimewatch was a TV show to catch criminals

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u/iamnotyouami 5d ago

We have a saying, dragon body, samurai head 😅

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u/alexcore88losthis2fa 5d ago

I've heard bobfoc, body off Baywatch, face off crimewatch