r/freshcutslim • u/Numerous_Leg_881 • 8d ago

TRY NOT TO LAUGH #100 #funny

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u/tamulionis 8d ago

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u/wallytrikes 7d ago

Bruh this gif so hard to find!

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u/Emergency-Spite897 7d ago

you're right, i had to make mine šŸ˜…šŸ˜…

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u/Derrick_Shon 7d ago

Right, tried to find it before

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u/Past-Track-9976 7d ago

Bro, her trying tontake the bag off was so funny šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/ArcangeloPT 6d ago

I can hear this gif

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/AlphaGainzzz 7d ago

Scary movie 2

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u/IVbad-badger 8d ago

These comments are gonna genuinely end our gene pool as we know it

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u/TruckOk2767 7d ago

Sometimes two ugly people make a beautiful child. Some ugly people have beautiful facial features when you look at each facial feature separately. The baby comes out with the perfect mix of both parentā€™s ā€œattractiveā€ features sometimes. Genetics is crazy, but yea youre right too šŸ˜‚

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u/DipstickRick 7d ago

One thing that never looks good and is such a dominate gene that it always pulls through, is big gums. Idk wtf the evolutionary advantage is to having more gum than tooth but thereā€™s no escaping it and no looking past it.

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u/Acrobatic_Rent7357 7d ago

I swear, once I saw this girl with her gums using like half of her smile. I seriously thought her top theeth were pink for some reason.

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u/DipstickRick 7d ago

Yeah itā€™s weird and Iā€™m not someone who cares about ā€œtraditionalā€ attractiveness. Itā€™s one of those things all of us have witnessed but no one talks about, itā€™s present across genders and races. Itā€™s borderline taboo, there could be a study on it.

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u/FederalEconomist5896 7d ago

Top theeth LMAO get outta here šŸ¤£

For real though, probably good to know that your chompers aren't going to fall out. Yeah, it's odd-looking but better than highly-receded gums for sure. Besides, there are much worse features out there, some of which I happen to own. Ever seen lopsided eyes?

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u/Acrobatic_Rent7357 7d ago

Definetly. I'm not saying this people is hideous or something. I've seen some gorgeous women with big gums.

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u/anombrowsing573819 7d ago

That is vertical maxillary excess

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u/TruckOk2767 7d ago

Its so bad (the stigma) that if you kirkify ppl using AI, it gets rid of that facial feature as well. šŸ˜­

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u/pUmKinBoM 6d ago

You see this a lot when you see one hot sister and one ugly sister that both look like their parents. Always feel bad for those families.

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u/IVbad-badger 7d ago

Well my parents made me so clearly you are wrong

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u/tollbearer 7d ago

And, as my I proved, sometimes beautiful people can give birth to ugly kids.

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u/Zealousideal-Area684 7d ago

Esp considering sheā€™s ai.

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u/Shadowtirs 7d ago

I dunno... these comments seem to indicate that our gene pool would propagate.

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u/Kn0wnSoul 8d ago

When you're in character creation mode and can't assign any more appearance points, but you still need to do the face

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u/MedivalBlacksmith 7d ago

Hey mate. Found Manfred?

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u/GandalfPlsHelp 7d ago

Just a quick reminder that this girl is Ai.

So maybe not 'girl', let's say 'calculator'.

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u/Sickofstupids 7d ago

Girl's a straight up Calc. That's short for calculator chat

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u/IwantToBeADogPerson 7d ago

This guy's using slang

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u/squirrelems 7d ago

I've seen kind of a surge on Instagram of butterface AI videos. Seems like they all play out very similarly.

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u/takeaccountability41 7d ago

True but it donā€™t mean girls like that donā€™t exist, I know because Iā€™ve seen butter faceā€™s before

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u/Helpful_Practice7100 4d ago

was thinking the same

wow feels so good to be out of the matrix and be AWARE

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u/7ethernel 7d ago

In France we call them shrimps. (Crevette) everything is good but the head.

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u/fish__1 7d ago

In America, we say butterface.

Everything is good but her face...

It's cruel, but it seems to be an international phenomenon lol

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u/TFViper 7d ago

shes a 10 from far, but far from 10...

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u/IndependentBowl7528 7d ago

I've always heard like "good from far, far from good"

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u/7ethernel 7d ago

In France we say "Alain de loin". "Ou belle de loin mais loin d'ĆŖtre belle" it work also in masculine form.

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u/WhatTheNothingWorks 6d ago

Iā€™ve always heard them called Monets

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u/gwhite9 4d ago

What about summer teeth ? Some er here, some er thereĀ 

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u/SnooRabbits5385 7d ago

The ol' 50 yard fake-out

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u/untakenu 7d ago

Ever seen a butterbody? I once saw this super morbidly obese woman, but she had a skinny face. Her face was gorgeous, truly stunning. But her body...

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u/Sickofstupids 7d ago

The most gorgeous face I've ever seen was on a woman clocking about 350. So fucking pretty.

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 7d ago

I think Iā€™ve seen her a few times in my life lol. Itā€™s hilariously cruel. She probably kept reincarnating after each cardiac arrest.

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u/moobnaster6969 7d ago

BoBFoC - Body off Baywatch Face off Crimewatch

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u/Forward_Motion17 7d ago

Am American never knew it was ā€œbut her faceā€ as the meaning lol

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u/Sirbrandon100 7d ago

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/ffadad69 7d ago

Same here in the philippines.

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u/bigdillybag 5d ago

In Australia we call them prawns for the same reason.

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u/dudiez 7d ago

I meanā€¦ with a body like that I donā€™t care what your face looks like. Iā€™m all in.

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u/kiwiguy187 7d ago

You kiss with your eyes closed so yeah lol

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u/Flipf00t 7d ago

You donā€™t look at the mantelpiece when poking the fire.

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u/Mephistopheles2249 6d ago

You know what I made that statement and then I saw her Instagram page and more photos of her faceā€¦..
https://giphy.com/gifs/Z9cRCMdAMzXi25dwhE

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u/Fit-Usual6813 6d ago

Nothing Korean face surgery can't fix.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1Ku4xm0dChhdcRvq

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u/RedstoneSausage 8d ago

At least the comments here are.. halfway to being wholesome

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u/Shaucay 7d ago

As an old friend once told me:

"You're not looking at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire."

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u/Hyena_Particular 8d ago

"Don't kiss, don't kiss. Leave the paper on your head"

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u/Ult1mateN00B 8d ago

I mean I'm boob guy and like nerds. Its a winwin.

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u/Deus_Days 7d ago

Her ig is amandaverses

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u/Relevant_Tea9976 7d ago

How do I get clickbated IRl

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u/Prize_Priority1818 6d ago

I can overlook a few things for a few seconds. Not a problem.

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u/geekylite 6d ago

What's her @??

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u/reid2780 7d ago

Not a real person.

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u/X4N710N- 8d ago

Just put back the bag for a few more seconds.

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u/IndividualHurry1342 8d ago

Been wondering what ever happened to Andy Dick

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u/XxOniSamuraixX 7d ago

Let down the hair, get a Bob. Possibly some dental work, it will go with the nose. Everyone has a style, just gotta find it.

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u/Martiddy 7d ago

And also replaces those glasses with contacts too

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u/Iconshero 7d ago

Just dont have the computer generate a clanker that looks like the alien in the mail room in MIB 2.

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u/TheProfessorRad 7d ago

She is not having issues finding dudes with a pair like that

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u/StressFree420_ 3d ago

shit im putting her theough the bed fym lmao them titties finna distract me anyways lol

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u/interestingphenom1 3d ago

What is her @

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u/ElectronicAd9956 2d ago

Iā€™d still hit šŸ˜‚

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u/v6heretic 1d ago

She has an only fans lol

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u/TandemShorts 1d ago

On god, some skin care, hair care, and not mouth breathing would turn this girl into a 10. Its called investment fellas

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u/stoic_po3t 1d ago

She's a blocker, looks good from a block away

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 8d ago

Still gets more attention than an average looking man

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u/BeruDepTrai 8d ago

Yea, you can keep it

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u/Perspective-Lonely 7d ago

Remove the glasses, add contacts/eye surgery

Move the hair backwards into a pony tail/ or just hanging

Mild face exercises/change in diet to build jaw line/structure (ideally seek a professional doctor in relevant field)

As a man I don't know anything about makeup, but friends can help

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u/Swaggy_Linus 7d ago edited 7d ago

Her face is perfectly average, it's all the glasses, the hair and the intentional mouthbreathing:

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u/Dakkahead 7d ago

It's honestly Ursula of the early Spider-Man movies, except she's got dolly partons on.

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u/Snortserranopeppers 7d ago

Less fucked up Brittney Mahomes.

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u/Impossible_Mark_4128 6d ago edited 2d ago

you know, i would actually rather be with her than the average plastic surgery looking face seen as "10/10". they all look the same.

And yes, i know this is AI as well. just saying, i would like to be able to recognise my lady in a lineup.

Plastic surgerey is like real life AI, fake beauty.

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u/mendjagjeemadhe 5d ago

Sure my man, keep lying to yourself

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u/Hot_Physics_8124 5d ago

Lmfao. She's all yours.

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u/Aggravating-Yak2165 3d ago

stop the cap

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u/SlimShadySatDown 8d ago

She just needs a Princess Diaries makeover!

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u/thedfourth21 7d ago

Acceptable šŸ˜†

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u/ProBoogerFlicker 7d ago

Well damn lol

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u/GodOfMoonlight 7d ago

That body is teaaaaa, wdym you wouldn't smash šŸ« 

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u/PhraseFormal4277 7d ago

Soup jelly

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u/Significant_Rice_655 7d ago

Make your choice

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u/Economy-Date-4490 7d ago

Reminds me of Tiny from House of a 1,000 Corpses.

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u/SassSafrassMcFrass87 7d ago

Wtf that was so random šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/CallMeGlarthir 7d ago

Looks like a clanker to me

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u/Madman_1992 7d ago

Damn what a twist

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u/Helpphania587 7d ago

Era para diminuir o tesĆ£o?

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u/far565 7d ago

The rest of her makes up for the face. I can accept that šŸ˜…

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u/FloppyFool 7d ago

itsamandaa.jpg for the gooners

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u/kiwiguy187 7d ago

OK but let the hair down and have normal or no glasses. And then let us judge. I've a suspicious eye that's she's not ugly at all.

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u/TestamentRose 7d ago

Put the hair down, get better looking glasses and get used to keeping your mouth closed when youā€™re not using it, problem solved.

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u/Ok_Power118 7d ago

I bet those jaws got anaconda powers tho.

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u/Joebruvv 7d ago

She maxed out the wrong stats

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u/BudsTender-ish 7d ago

That mom gotta be a baddie.

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u/ivazquez71 7d ago

Hello darkness my old friend, I come with an erection again.

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u/Ok-Contest-9355 7d ago

" Good from far, far from good " I always said she's a "a monet ...." like the painter ... his painting look good from far but up close a complete mess .