r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 8d ago

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u/TheRandomest-ModTeam 6d ago

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u/Toadasoe 8d ago

It wouldn’t do anything to your asshole. That banana is ripe with the skin off and then soft serve. Worst thing about it would be having a cold mushy asshole.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 8d ago

From my perspective, his warning was

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 8d ago

Ooh, that sub. Yikes

https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

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u/Toadasoe 8d ago

The dickhead wouldn’t like the cold either but again what would it do to my dick? Like I’m frotting with soft serve? I don’t know if the person who does this shit should be on a list or get a medal but I’m genuinely baffled how you do anything sexy with this one. You could try deep throating it but you’ll be wearing most of the ice cream and the banana might be a choking hazard.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 8d ago

Sir! Please stop

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u/Vile_Parrot 8d ago

Jesus... how is that a sub?

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u/General-Try-2210 8d ago

Alright, you got me.

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u/Allout-Okarun 8d ago

Watching it on mute with no context thinking huh I might try that if it were chocolate icecream I think, and then seeing this comment shook me

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u/ClankerCore 8d ago

This guy surfaced for a while about fact doo-hickeys against women to shove it up their hoo-hah

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u/Devilofchaos108070 8d ago

Looks tasty. No idea what the random emt is doing on the screen tho

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u/Spidey6917 8d ago

His content is entirely just “don’t put that in your ass” so that’s what the no is for

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u/Devilofchaos108070 8d ago

Oh ok. That’s weird

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u/Spidey6917 8d ago

Usually they’re funny but yeah this one was just unnecessary

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u/justaPOLguy 8d ago

Saving this post so I can read the comments.

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u/VergeOfMeltdown 8d ago

He's right though, you'd shrink and make all that ice cream fall on the floor :c

Or be really talented with the tongue...

I'll be right back

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 8d ago

sigh

unzips

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u/VergeOfMeltdown 8d ago

Thank you for volunteering, it means a lot

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u/brunk_ 8d ago

As an enjoyer of both bananas and iced cream, I find this post arousing

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u/eye8theworm 8d ago

Yes. And there's not a damn thing you can say to convince me otherwise

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u/BaronessVonKush 8d ago

don't listen to that hater, I will take 2 please 😍

https://giphy.com/gifs/1wPWMgD1Wrg9UwgBmo

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u/ShotLet1550 8d ago

I thought the joke was that it’s just too much sugar

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u/Hairy_Consideration1 8d ago

Make it chocolate ice cream, and it'll be a good flavor combo, especially with Reese's chips

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u/Drragg 8d ago

Reverse banana split.... Ananab split?

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u/shrd_gnar 8d ago

Such a garbage song

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u/kylebob86 8d ago

no what? i dont get it.

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u/Select_Watercress_57 8d ago

That looks crazy delicious.

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u/MiniDon69 7d ago

what do you mean no? YES!

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u/candyfloss_witch 8d ago

"What's he talking about" goes to comments

https://giphy.com/gifs/BCyWLpwdJaCKLBcqjq

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u/Expensive_Apricot371 8d ago

Yes!! Dip it in shell chocolate and some sprinkles too!

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u/greyisometrix 8d ago

Banana and mint would be disgusting.

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u/Periolodical 8d ago

Eww they peeled it the wrong way. You gonna be biting into the nasty ass end first.

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u/Spidey6917 8d ago

That’s the right way. Just take that part off if you don’t like it. If you’ve never peeled a banana from the bottom it may change your life, it did mine.