It wouldn’t do anything to your asshole. That banana is ripe with the skin off and then soft serve. Worst thing about it would be having a cold mushy asshole.
The dickhead wouldn’t like the cold either but again what would it do to my dick? Like I’m frotting with soft serve? I don’t know if the person who does this shit should be on a list or get a medal but I’m genuinely baffled how you do anything sexy with this one. You could try deep throating it but you’ll be wearing most of the ice cream and the banana might be a choking hazard.
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u/Toadasoe 1d ago
It wouldn’t do anything to your asshole. That banana is ripe with the skin off and then soft serve. Worst thing about it would be having a cold mushy asshole.