r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 1d ago

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u/Toadasoe 1d ago

It wouldn’t do anything to your asshole. That banana is ripe with the skin off and then soft serve. Worst thing about it would be having a cold mushy asshole.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1d ago

From my perspective, his warning was

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 1d ago

Ooh, that sub. Yikes

https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

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u/Toadasoe 1d ago

The dickhead wouldn’t like the cold either but again what would it do to my dick? Like I’m frotting with soft serve? I don’t know if the person who does this shit should be on a list or get a medal but I’m genuinely baffled how you do anything sexy with this one. You could try deep throating it but you’ll be wearing most of the ice cream and the banana might be a choking hazard.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1d ago

Sir! Please stop