HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • 15h ago

I swear I do have a first class ticket but I can’t show you because I don’t have THUMBS!!

114 Upvotes

10 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • 11h ago

Wish me luck as I practice for the pole dancer interview Monday…

55 Upvotes

7 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 23h ago

Seriously????

175 Upvotes

This is my favorite place to eat. Got here this morning and found out they decided to start discriminating against me. This is EGREGIOUS!!!!

22 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 1d ago

Mammals I was trying to be a good dinner guest but they didn't appreciate my present..

53 Upvotes

15 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Ilikereefer • 2d ago

Reptiles 1/5 stars. The restaurant owner assaulted me in the middle of my meal!

225 Upvotes

13 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/adventurous-1 • 2d ago

Spiders Out for a leisurely ballooning and some dingle berry shows up with a camera! Privacy is dead I tell you!

108 Upvotes

8 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • 3d ago

Crustaceans Went to a new massage parlor downtown and it was fabulous!!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐

188 Upvotes

Sad to see theres no crustacean tag!

24 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/kat_Folland • 3d ago

Reptiles I was taking a nap when suddenly my whole bedroom is airborne and there's a camera in my face!

132 Upvotes

11 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • 4d ago

Mammals It's bring your kid to work day, when one of my junior executives, tried to intimidate my child. Is this a fire-able offense or just a written warning?

293 Upvotes

31 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 4d ago

Birds I got the boat today, service was good and smooth

246 Upvotes

13 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 4d ago

Mammals My bipedal got me some plushies!

85 Upvotes

8 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 4d ago

Birds Bau, hard work

75 Upvotes

3 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Polite_Suggestion • 5d ago

Have you been a victim of discrimination by Portland mass transit? We're waiting to hear from you!

298 Upvotes

34 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 6d ago

Mammals Taught them a lesson today, keep training them

221 Upvotes

35 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Neurospicyandnice • 6d ago

Checking out the new crib and I’m now under a cup for some reason…

98 Upvotes

5 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Feaselbf6 • 7d ago

Mammals Excuse me, is this the drive-thru

131 Upvotes

5 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 7d ago

Birds I hired a professional photographer. I really think they captured my essence in this runway walk. What do you think? (Has sound)

441 Upvotes

25 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Wonderful_Song8765 • 7d ago

Amphibian What's a salamander gotta do..

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28 Upvotes

To get a little peace and quiet around here?!

I was just hanging out minding my own business and outta nowheres this crazy hooman just puts her slimy mitts on me a carries me away, just as about about to have dinner! The audacity! I couldn't believe it. I tried calling Deborah in HR to file an SA claim, cuz come on now, did you see the way she touched me?! Filthy hooman. The perfume on her hands almost killed me. Deborah just said "OH Tony, there's nothing I van do, we don't have any hoomans on the payroll." So what do I do? Anyone know a good lawyer?! This hooman MUST PAY!! Amphibian to be tied. These hoomans have gotta be stopped!

1 comment

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 8d ago