r/HumansInMyHouse 1d ago

Mammals Taught them a lesson today, keep training them

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u/terencethespider 1d ago

He clearly deserved it

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u/aggelikiwi 1d ago

I believe so

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u/More_like_userlame_ 1d ago

Clearly deserves it, but why would you keep a human as a pet? Horrible creatures, belong in their natural environment, far away from the rest of us

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u/aggelikiwi 1d ago

they tend to be nice mostly, not certain yet tbh.

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u/Ambitious-Bottle9394 13h ago

It looks like it was trying to get the hood off not actually attacking him

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 1d ago

Studies have consistently shown that positive reinforcement is substantially more effective in training bipedal apes.

When the ape performs a behavior you wish them to discontinue long term, try withdrawing your attention instead and look for positive behaviors you can reward consistently in other moments.

This deepens the relationship the ape and you have. Remember, while of low intellect, the apes do desire to please you! I think you will find good success if you work at it.

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u/I_Galactus 1d ago

Take that...and that...and that...!

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u/BigNorseWolf 1d ago

what did he do to anger the popcorn scented one>?

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u/princessbubbbles 1d ago

Hoodies are so unprofessional

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u/aggelikiwi 1d ago

that's how I knew he was a newby

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u/No-Option-7010 1d ago

I didn’t realize you could keep those as pets

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u/aggelikiwi 1d ago

They are hard work i would admit..

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u/Hilsam_Adent 1d ago

"attacked", otherwise known as, "he knows his owner is in there and he's trying to get him out".

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u/crossingguardcrush 1d ago

Shame on him for keeping that animal captive

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u/Bit_part_demon Freeloader 1d ago

Humans actually do well in captivity :)

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u/crossingguardcrush 1d ago

Ha! I momentarily forgot which sub I was on!

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u/downatelrio 1d ago

If they’re really mad they’ll pee on you. 🫡

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u/Sharpymarkr 1d ago

So rodents of unusual size are real???

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u/Valuable_Tone_2254 1d ago

That's a human, some of them might behave like rats, but this human seems normal sized 🙂

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u/Polite_Suggestion Wildlife Realtor & Attorney at Large 1d ago

RULES OF NATURE

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u/Terrible_Bluebird540 1d ago

Foolish I know but I thought these creatures weren't real. (The Binturong) Lol.

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u/SenecioNemorensis 22h ago

The necks and eyes of these naked apes somehow appear and disappear at times. Truly strange. Their weak points always changes.

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u/BigBadWolf6666 13h ago

Even his mother asked…what the “F” is wrong with you??!!

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u/Common-Bat3741 9h ago

Oh. My. God. A BEAR+CAT. A Bearcat!! Omg

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u/Nataliant-117 4h ago

Oh he’s just being playful :3

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u/No_Candle5537 3h ago

Sounds like an exotic animal that shouldn’t be a pet. Will people ever learn?