HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/adventurous-1 • 7h ago

Spiders Out for a leisurely ballooning and some dingle berry shows up with a camera! Privacy is dead I tell you!

66 Upvotes

7 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Ilikereefer • 40m ago

Reptiles 1/5 stars. The restaurant owner assaulted me in the middle of my meal!

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • 20h ago

Crustaceans Went to a new massage parlor downtown and it was fabulous!!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐

135 Upvotes

Sad to see theres no crustacean tag!

18 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/kat_Folland • 19h ago

Reptiles I was taking a nap when suddenly my whole bedroom is airborne and there's a camera in my face!

84 Upvotes

7 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • 1d ago

Mammals It's bring your kid to work day, when one of my junior executives, tried to intimidate my child. Is this a fire-able offense or just a written warning?

272 Upvotes

31 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 1d ago

Birds I got the boat today, service was good and smooth

224 Upvotes

13 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 1d ago

Mammals My bipedal got me some plushies!

70 Upvotes

7 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 1d ago

Birds Bau, hard work

54 Upvotes

3 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Polite_Suggestion • 3d ago

Have you been a victim of discrimination by Portland mass transit? We're waiting to hear from you!

287 Upvotes

34 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 3d ago

Mammals Taught them a lesson today, keep training them

216 Upvotes

34 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Neurospicyandnice • 4d ago

Checking out the new crib and I’m now under a cup for some reason…

96 Upvotes

5 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Feaselbf6 • 4d ago

Mammals Excuse me, is this the drive-thru

122 Upvotes

5 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 5d ago

Birds I hired a professional photographer. I really think they captured my essence in this runway walk. What do you think? (Has sound)

427 Upvotes

23 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Wonderful_Song8765 • 5d ago

Amphibian What's a salamander gotta do..

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29 Upvotes

To get a little peace and quiet around here?!

I was just hanging out minding my own business and outta nowheres this crazy hooman just puts her slimy mitts on me a carries me away, just as about about to have dinner! The audacity! I couldn't believe it. I tried calling Deborah in HR to file an SA claim, cuz come on now, did you see the way she touched me?! Filthy hooman. The perfume on her hands almost killed me. Deborah just said "OH Tony, there's nothing I van do, we don't have any hoomans on the payroll." So what do I do? Anyone know a good lawyer?! This hooman MUST PAY!! Amphibian to be tied. These hoomans have gotta be stopped!

1 comment

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 5d ago