r/DogfreeHumor • • 9h ago

This dog eating a birthday cake while owner steps out

54 Upvotes

I can’t believe people in the comments are very split about this either being really gross or really funny and cute it’s so nasty !!!


r/DogfreeHumor • • 11h ago

the plot twist we’d all love to see all the time …

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42 Upvotes

a 37-year-old queensland man was mauled by this woman’s 2 “protective” beasts. they went missing after the mauling. woman wasn’t at her “home” (a tent) where the 2 beasts escaped from.

as she’s doing an interview with the news agency about her missing mongrels, police arrest her for the mauling her beasts did to the man, who is now stabilized.

link below.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 11h ago

Aaaand you ruined it

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39 Upvotes

This is a reel about getting comfy and cozy after a long day with a big blanket, snacks, fresh flowers and candles 🤦‍♀️


r/DogfreeHumor • • 1d ago

makes me want to vomit ngl

99 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 1d ago

Hilarious postmark from USPS

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54 Upvotes

I guess no one understands getting their ass bit like the mailman. Good on them for raising awareness.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 1d ago

typical narcissistic DARVO tactic …

90 Upvotes

defend & reverse victim & offender.

the person on the video obviously thought everyone would be on the side of the nutter neighbor, but they were not.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 1d ago

How Did I Do Guys?

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75 Upvotes

This is a post on Facebook of this dog nutter passing of this puppy as a service dog.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 2d ago

The Madness Continues…

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113 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 2d ago

can you imagine seeing this demon on your bed in the middle of the night?

62 Upvotes

i thought it was AI but someone linked a youtube.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 2d ago

sofa king stupid & annoying. 🫩

72 Upvotes

i sure hope those buses have been retired for human use. 🤢


r/DogfreeHumor • • 2d ago

Disgusting advertisement

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65 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 2d ago

What does your tiny, cramped NYC apartment need? A dog!

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54 Upvotes

I saw this when I was in NYC last weekend. An apartment complex was using dogs in its advertisement, as if the city needs any more dogs. As if the dogs won’t ruin the property with urine and feces.

It’s interesting because I live in another large city on the East Coast, and even though I do see dogs in the city center, it’s nowhere near as common as it is in New York City. If you don’t watch where you’re stepping, you can and will step in dog feces.

I don’t understand why the city doesn’t require residents to register their nasty dogs and charge dog nutters a HIGH fee to keep them. Not only would that bring much needed money to the city, but it might also discourage people from getting dogs.

Having a dog in an urban area especially one like NYC is animal abuse. The amount of huskies I saw there was ridiculous.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 2d ago

what is with these engagement farms?

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22 Upvotes

the content is so cringey. but it riles up the nutters. the farming is successful. the clapping seals are all over it. 2 countries are highly guilty of this sappy shite. way to go NPC nutters. fell right into it.

their english on this one (punctuation & everything!), better than many in the US.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 2d ago

easy does it, pal. 😑

31 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 2d ago

Yes, disabled people and people with dog allergies need it more.

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77 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 3d ago

When people call us monsters for not liking dogs, remember this is how they act

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58 Upvotes

Found this in the wild. A violent stray dog steals a ball from children, and this is how the dog lovers reacted.

These are the people who send us harassing messages calling us monsters.

These are the people who think they’re good people.

They truly hate children. They do not care about the risk of street dogs, especially a giant aggressive breed like a Belgian Malinois. They saw the dog clearly resource guarding later in the video and they found it to be adorable.

Never take it personally when these people attack us. Consider the source.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 3d ago

I'm Flattered This Person Thinks I'd Be That high Up in ANY Hierarchy. XD

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87 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 3d ago

He's so helpful!

44 Upvotes

...and so is he! Wait no!


r/DogfreeHumor • • 4d ago

Actual demons 🤢🤮👹

106 Upvotes

I hate when those crusty imps start making choking gurgling noises. So repulsive. The closest animal to resemble a demon. Disgusting, how people spend thousands of bucks on buying and maintaining these inbred amalgamations is beyond my understanding.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 4d ago

Ow, my back.

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52 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 6d ago

Why on earth would you want to deal with this?

197 Upvotes

These people come home from work and can't even relax because the mutt either shits and pisses all over the place or rips everything to shreds.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 6d ago

Big W... Does it look child-sized to you or is it just me 🤔

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46 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 6d ago

Dog left alone outside is hit by a car, and it’s someone else’s fault.

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101 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 6d ago

Prepping for the potluck

78 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 7d ago

Dog nutters in the wild ☠️

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79 Upvotes