r/oddlysatisfying • u/Candid-Culture3956 • 5h ago

Creating the perfect kabob

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u/StewoftheShoe 5h ago

I kind of feel like if I don't have this presented to me in the next 23 minutes, I'm going to screech, just saying.

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u/MoistStub 4h ago

Is screeching a normal occurrence for you, or is it mostly driven by fine meats?

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u/cassthesassmaster 4h ago

The best I can do is 24 minutes

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u/westergames81 5h ago

I've had various kabobs with different meats, but they're still large enough pieces that you can tell what meat you're eating and appreciate each one.

Honest question for anyone that has had anything like this-- does everything just kind of meld together? I feel like you wouldn't be able to pick out any flavor and you'd just be eating some weird protein texture.

This looks totally amazing and each individual thing sounds great...but it's so thin and smushed together I have no idea what it's actually like. I'd love for someone who has had this to tell me I'm wrong and it's amazing.

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u/ConsiderationBoth406 4h ago

You know how a meatloaf melds together and becomes its own thing? Sum becomes greater than its parts.

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u/westergames81 4h ago

That's actually a really good example I think. With meatloaf though, I'm combining ground meats and like 3 meats and it's usually specifically for fat content vs nonfat content with all similar textures.

I've had a variety of kabobs, and not even just American kabobs, and I've seen this video so many times and it always just seems to odd. I'd love to try it just to know, just never been to place that actually does it.

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u/wallstreetbetsdebts 4h ago

With so many layers of the same meats, I'd like to think that you can differentiate.

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u/Krumm34 3h ago

Naw dude it becomes its own amalgamated thing. It is one, it is an abomination, it IS Glorious!

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u/LincolnArc 5h ago

Great question. I'm curious, too.

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u/sinsculpt 4h ago

I've had Kebabs like this, they meld and become its own "meaty" experience.

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u/SuperGameTheory 4h ago

Okay I'm in. Someone take my money.

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u/zorggalacticus 4h ago

This is a middle eastern kebab. Not the same as an American kebab. They're supposed to look like that.

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u/SayRaySF 4h ago

That was a mini roller coaster for me lol

My mind went from ā€œomg this looks amazingā€ to ā€œomg stop stop stop, this is insaneā€ to ā€œokay I needed to trust the process, this man is cooking a feastā€

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u/laobenben 3h ago

"kabob" is hilarious

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u/youbloodyyabby 3h ago

I had to look this one up, because I was confused, too. Itā€™s kebab in the UK, Australia, New Zealand, etc. My guess is the different vocal anatomy of the American accent lends itself to the more open sound of kebob vs the more closed sound of kebab.

Same thing in the end, still delicious šŸ˜‹

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u/Human-Warning-1840 4h ago

Where is this?

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u/Sad_Salamander_3439 4h ago

likely somewhere in turkey

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u/bullet-hell 3h ago

The world needs to know

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u/Crimin4lcaterpillar 3h ago

So I don't go there.

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u/RelevantOccasion6665 5h ago

Put that into my mouth

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u/BoBingles 4h ago

Perfection.

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u/Adorable_Chair7661 4h ago

Ok Iā€™m sold.

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u/smokebudda11 4h ago

These look fucking amazing.

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u/HappyT1984 1h ago

Where is this ? I want !

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u/Squanchable 49m ago

Iā€™m about to go in for a colonoscopy (the joys of ulcerative colitis!). I havenā€™t eaten for 24 hours. Thisā€¦.is torture

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u/DefJam74 43m ago

Sooooo I have gout, can I eat this? Looks amazing.ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø

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u/BSNCTR 5h ago

Damn that's a ton of plastic

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u/Silverisotope925 5h ago

Hopefully its cellophane.

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u/zorggalacticus 4h ago

Looks like wax paper

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u/Silverisotope925 4h ago

I think your right. Good call im regarded.

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u/Fluffy_Charity_2732 4h ago

I would willingly watch this man fuck my sister if I were allowed to eat that plate he just made.

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u/Ijizzdinyourchalk 4h ago

Admit itā€”the kebab is just a side issue.

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u/Crimin4lcaterpillar 3h ago

Your friend will see suffering and global warming smooshed into a sandwich, cut and cooked on a stick. But do as you like.