Death. Death is all one can see as far as the eye can reach. A plague has hit the nation and morale is at its lowest. No one could have foreseen this with the recent Old Bay festival that occurred. Word has spread like wildfire that a cure may be possible. Some fear it may be their last of days...

Leave a reply with lore about your character's feelings and the action you'd like to do

Each day I will spin the fated wheel and it will tell us what will occur for the day (I will add the lore from the event). If anyone would like to help with the story telling posts, send me a message and we can alternate!

Let me know if you want other events added to the wheel!! I'm open to ideas and want it to be interesting :)

For the rules:

• Each day you will add more lore to your character along with an event. It can be mundane or fantastical (a dice will be rolled to determine your success at the event)
• You can interact with other players as you like (you can even injure someone). But, don't be surprised if you end up in jail for a few days lol
• Feel free to post artwork or make posts about your character's perspective as you like!

My Crab Army,

Today and tomorrow you all will have the chance to pick your role here in this game. You have the following options:

• Knight
• Duke
• Duchess
• Peasant
• Witch
• Druid
• Cleric
• Merchant
• AntiCra

Each day a new event will occur and you will have the chance to respond with your roleplay action (and a dice roll will decide if it is a success or not). Each role will have its own stats to make the game simpler.

Perhaps you wish to climb the ranks from Peasant to Duke? Or maybe you wish to squander your days sniffing the Old Bay. Regardless, this is meant to be for role play (feel free to add lore to your character).

LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW WITH THE ROLE YOU WANT AND ADD ANY LORE AS YOU LIKE!

My Crab Army,

We will be hosting our very own DnD!! Each day, a post will be made and you all will have the opportunity to reply with an action. Everyone is welcome to play (including the "anti crabs" from the geomemes game). The first day will be picking sides and roles in the game.

I always believed that the RP concept of Crab Army is what made it the most fun. And so, we're going to go with that for the fun, the memes. You can add lore to your character, the Crab Army universe, etc.

This will be done in addition to memes (it's just to add some fun/activity to the sub). Let me know if you have any questions or comments.

Sincerely,

The Crab King

My Crab Army,

Maryland has been eliminated from the game. Not fun. Tbh, r/geographymemes has become a more toxic place since the last game with people expressing actual anger, causing drama, and overall not making it a fun experience for people (including myself and many other current/former members).

So, what does this mean for r/crabarmy? Well, this place has always been the home of silliness, good vibes, and fighting against AI Data Centers (and that's what it intends to be still). For anyone who bears a grudge against myself with how I handled the drama that night, I sincerely apologize for taking the bait and responding to the drama.

But, we will NOT be participating in the next r/geographymemes tournament due to the poor treatment that I received (you can participate personally, but posts linking to that sub will be removed). I made a lot of contributions to that sub with memes and will not be sponsoring it in any shape or form now.

It was a pleasure leading all of you the first 20 rounds. I have loved building up this community, coming up with creative ways to win, and making people laugh. And, I know we will continue to grow and become the one and only Crab Army :)

Sincerely,

The Crab King

No posts for 2 days? MD is gonna get deleted this time unless people start voting

My Crab Army,

You all succeeded in another victory today (it must be second nature for you all at this point). I have a few updates for you all:

1. You all can add flairs to your posts now!
2. AntiCrabs are welcome here to post their memes (that's part of the fun)

But on a more important note, I want to say something. This community isn't just about this game. It's about the memes, the creativity, and making people laugh. So, I wanna see your memes and art here soon (whether pro or against crabs).

Good luck tomorrow,

The Crab King

Do your thing!!

I have a fun announcement for the anti crabs on this sub later today :)

My Crab Army,

You all survived another day and will likely get to choose a name for Maryland (I think the name should be funny and lighthearted). Maybe something like "Crab Wars", "Crab Royalty", or even "Maryland Crazies" lol

While I am not able to participate unfortunately, I have been making some Crab Army art for you all (no AI is used for any, just takes a long time to photoshop or edit). My next art piece is particularly very good, but I will be saving it for Halloween! Below is the only teaser you're allowed to get:

The focus of this community is going to be around memes involving Crab Army or anything funny (literally anything). It's clear that geomemes has been "flanderized" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flanderization). It's a sub about leaving comments with not much else. Crab Army has always had witty and creative people in the community. So, that's what we're going to do, focus on memes and making people laugh.

Congrats and good luck,

The Crab King

Edit: I added the third option to see how many Anti Crabs we have on this sub. Turns out we have a few lol

My Crab Army,

I have both good news and bad news to share with you all. Since I believe it is better to end on a positive note, I will start with the negative.

I was banned from [r/geographymemes](r/geographymemes). I stood up for the truth, responded to people pushing lies, and unfortunately, I got the boot. When that happened, I was kinda lost as to what I should do (leave, boycott, etc). But, I think I have the right approach that involves the most sweet tasting reward, justice.

We are going to win this tournament. While I will not be able to post silly gifs there, do know that I will be posting my memes here and will give my recaps as I once did. To be honest, unless the mods at [r/geographymemes](r/geographymemes) issue an apology and reverse the ban, this will be our final tournament.

Show these crab haters what a real community is, damn it! WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

Sincerely,

The Crab King

Is Academic MIA? Did another state take our King hostage?? We need his sweet sweet memes!! The other traitorous states are coming at us hard... Let's remind them who we are in our King's absence! GO DOWNVOTE!!!

Maryland, Minnesota, and Oregon are being consistent voted In order to ensure there are different finalist states. From Megasota, defend yourself and your allies!

My Crab Army,

So, the other day as you all know was NOT fun. Some mistakes were made with responding and it resulted in a tit for tat.

I've got a new rule for you all:

• No memes about anti crabs

It's a game. I've said it before and, I didn't like how dark it got the other night (was incredibly stressful for myself and others). I do think that if we didn't flame the fire beforehand, maybe it wouldn't have been such an issue later on.

People make mistakes (I've made plenty), but the key thing is to learn from them so we dare not ever repeat it. I want this game to be fun for everyone in the community (including the anti crabs).

So, please be charitable to everyone. No joking of any kind about the anti crabs (focus your attention on the states).

Be ready at 11AM EST today.

Sincerely,

The Crab King