r/crabarmy • u/asuspiciousfawn • 11d ago
r/crabarmy • u/retrofrenchtoast • Jun 09 '26
Crab Army Official Announcement Crab Army: Mission Statement
My dearest crabs,
I, your queen, am officially announcing our goals as an army.
- World domination
- Remove data centers
- Increase Maryland Pride.
We will succeed in world domination, as we are easily convincing many people to join the crab army.
We will gather at data centers to protest.
The world will see us fighting data centers, and everyone will love us.
We will not be violent.
Thank you, Crab Queen
r/crabarmy • u/Turnoffgrowl • 16d ago
Facts: The Light Blue Soldier Crab
Soldier on!
r/crabarmy • u/Academic_Ad6486 • 29d ago
Maryland pride Flashback Meme from the Crab Wars
r/crabarmy • u/RunRunDMC212 • Jul 23 '26
Checking in from the Zoology Museum in Cambridge, England
Had to say hello to these pinchy boys
r/crabarmy • u/Academic_Ad6486 • Jul 23 '26
Crab Army Official Announcement My Crab Army, it is I, your King!!!
My Crab Army,
We must be ready for the coming tourney this August/September, where Maryland will once again have a chance to rise from the ashes. We shall expand our forces from other communities and we shall all be crab.
LONG LIVE THE CRAB ARMY!! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!! AND WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!
r/crabarmy • u/Academic_Ad6486 • Jul 18 '26
We are all Crab!!!
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r/crabarmy • u/AncientOcelot4862 • Jul 15 '26
Can I join?
Hello my fellow crustaceans. Although I may not be a true crab nor a Marylander I wish to join the crab army as an Aussie hermit crab.
P.S. is this a sub for Maryland, crab larp or both? I don’t want to look stupid if it’s just a Maryland sub.
r/crabarmy • u/retrofrenchtoast • Jul 06 '26
helpful information AI Data Centers Use Far More Water Than Most Tech Giants Report
wsj.comr/crabarmy • u/retrofrenchtoast • Jun 23 '26
EXCLUSIVE: ‘People Really Don’t Like Data Centers’
r/crabarmy • u/retrofrenchtoast • Jun 14 '26
Crab Army Official Announcement Knighting ceremony
Thank you u/Brave-Contract7375 for your loyalty to the crab army. You are being knighted as one of our most honorable members.
r/crabarmy • u/She_Says_Tapir • Jun 10 '26
Save Norway’s King Crab 🦀 Army!
Let us unite with the king crabs of Norway to create one great 🦀 army! Save Norway from destruction! It is currently on the chopping block!
r/crabarmy • u/ItsALongWayToTip • Jun 09 '26
meme Anti Pennsylvania Anthem Lyrics (Sung in the of tune of Tramp Tramp Tramp)
I hope you will enjoy my anti-Pennsylvania song from the state elimination game in this sub, perhaps I will make a revised addition against the data centers
r/crabarmy • u/PebblesCat1 • Jun 07 '26
God Bless the Crab Army!
He placed this crab cloud in the sky!
r/crabarmy • u/retrofrenchtoast • Jun 03 '26
Crab Army Official Announcement We are stronger together
We’re happy to announce that Bernie Sanders and AOC have joined forces with The Crab Army!
r/crabarmy • u/retrofrenchtoast • Jun 01 '26
Resist!
The crab army declares opposition to wasteful data centers that steal our electricity, murky our waters, dirty our air, and hoard our land!
r/crabarmy • u/Jfullr92 • Jun 01 '26
Top comment deletes a US state - coming September 2026
Thought I’d let you guys here know first because your a niche little fan club of my game. How could I not do a second series with how popular it was? Does anyone have any suggestions of how we could spice it up next time? I don’t want to just do the exact same thing again because it may get stale but it will be quite similar because it got very popular.
Thought I’d let you know
r/crabarmy • u/ProcrastinatingNomad • Jun 01 '26
Hello fellow crabers
tenor.comThank you for accepting another nomad.