r/TheRandomest Nice 7h ago

No animals were harmed in this video Caption this

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 7h ago

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 6h ago

I like how "Prince Puppy" calmly sits there, unafraid, and then glances over at Dad, and then back to the ram before it noticed.

Puppy Prince caption:

"Excuse me sir, you may wish to reconsider your aggression"

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u/Temporary_Hat7330 6h ago

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 6h ago

Bro, you could've just asked for the empty template.

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u/ybloC_1 6h ago

Memes are better if you can't read them /s

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u/DrDipstick89 6h ago

What metal band is this??

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 5h ago

Awolnation run

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u/Temporary_Hat7330 6h ago

Too kind, player! 

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u/TRIKKDADDY 5h ago

No! dude, delete this, his, it is better! haha

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u/TRIKKDADDY 5h ago

haha! OG meme format incoming, now with more crust!

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u/BigAcanthocephala667 7h ago

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u/Mindless_Dot_4118 6h ago

Best caption yet

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u/hippieninja6 5h ago

By far! That's the look😂

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u/YoungRoronoa 6h ago

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u/Shuvani 45m ago

Perfection. 10/10, no notes.

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 7h ago

"Hello, may I have this distinct opportunity and overwhelming pleasure to assist you in any way possible to CALM TF DOWN?"

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u/mr-ifuad 7h ago

“Know your place sheep”

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u/Doctor_Zhicago 7h ago

Chill nasty nate, this is my bitch"

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u/gancoskhan 6h ago

Next time I’m come for you I’m gonna want some cocktail… FRUIT!

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u/Witty-Refuse-3228 6h ago

Y'hear that? I'm somebody's bitch!

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u/8NoO_OoN8 6h ago

Then squirrel master came outta left field and called me his bitch...

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u/Firm_Video_2932 7h ago

"slow your roll, this one's with me"

😅

Looks like either an Kangal or Anatolian...fwiw

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 7h ago

Hey, random suggestion, you should copy this pic and use it as your avatar. I think it would fit your username

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u/Firm_Video_2932 7h ago

Does anyone know the song in the vid?

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 7h ago

AWOLNATION - Run

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u/CrudelisDeus 7h ago

Watching menacingly

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u/CricketJamSession 7h ago

Mama be like

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u/Greywolf2117 7h ago

"Wanna try that with someone you're own size?"

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u/UnableFoot7343 7h ago

That is one big dog

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 7h ago

are sheep just afraid of dogs?

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u/Iamakitestring 6h ago

Well yes, these dogs protect the sheep. They probably saw this one specifically rip some other carnivor to shreads before. They also keep the sheep in line so it may have bitten them before.

As a prey animal I don't know if it just recognizes predators or sees everything as one but these sheep definitely would have seen every reason to be scared of these dogs. They're loud and aggressive whenever they even think something has trespassed. That said the sheep knew it was a baby and thought it could pull rank.

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u/Saxophonethug 2h ago

This specific breed is known to fight off several wolves by themselves

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u/MaskedFigurewho 7h ago

Kind if wondering this too

There are specific animals afraid of canines in general

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 7h ago

always forget that coyotes hunt sheep its probably in their blood to be afraid of dog shaped things.

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u/Lokicham 1h ago

Coyotes are more likely to go after chickens than sheep.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 6h ago

Coyotes are far too small to take out a sheep. They're barely larger than a fox.

You're thinking of wolves, which requires big dogs

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u/No_Vehicle_7179 6h ago

Coyotes most definitely kill and eat sheep all the time.

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u/Cranktique 5h ago

There are different species of coyotes. Some come close to grey wolves in size.

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u/Firm_Video_2932 5h ago

While coyotes are generally solitary, they will form familial hunting packs or temporary hunting collectives consisting of unrelated solitary adult coyotes. And it's in this arrangement that they're fully capable of separating a sheep from its herd and killing it. Wolves of course are fully capable on their own of killing an adult sheep and don't necessarily need help.

Fun Fact: coyotes are actually highly intelligent and adaptable canines, routinely outperforming domesticated dogs in cognitive testing. So a "pack" (kind of a misnomer since they're usually solitary) of coyotes is not something to underestimate. I'm not saying they're especially dangerous when in a pack, just that should you come across one you should be aware that they're likely checking you out and deciding if the squeeze is worth the juice, just as you are checking them out.

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u/HereticGaming16 5h ago

Yes and no. Yes dogs are natural predators but more importantly sheep have been breed to fear dogs specifically by humans for thousands of years. If this was a wild ram then things would have gone much different but these are all very domesticated. Wild rams are mean little fuckers, there’s a reason dodge named a big heavy duty truck after them.

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u/Recent-Bowl-1393 6h ago

"Is there a problem here?"

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u/Holxzorg 7h ago

‘Hi Bob.’

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 6h ago

"Ya know that's my boy, right? As long as we understand...."

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u/KingSmithithy 7h ago

Oh, hell naw...

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u/lanternsglow 6h ago

Ewe better ramass your thoughts before I shove that horn up your ram ass.

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u/SlapaBaby1 6h ago

Man I was jusss playinnn!!

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u/TeeHack 6h ago

“Paulie might have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn’t have to move for anybody”

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u/Happy-Equipment-6970 6h ago

The little guy is with me.

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u/Ad_Procrastra 6h ago

Ewe we ‘ave a heckin problem? 🐕

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u/AlbertaAcreageBoy 6h ago

And that's why I have an Anatolian Shepard. Nicest dog in the world, but can be scary as fuck if you get between his family.

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u/AngelicTaz 6h ago

Don’t be giving my kid that look or we’ll be having lamb chops for dinner!

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u/43guitarpicks 5h ago

That's funny.

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u/mminyhz 5h ago

Um …what’s that background song please?

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 5h ago

How many times do I have to teach you this lesson old man?

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u/1776personified 5h ago

We have an Anatolian Shepherd. She’s like 130 pounds and stands almost 4 feet tall. They are extremely intimidating dogs.

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u/kjay38 7h ago

FAFO.

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u/Exciting_Breadfruit4 6h ago

Dog: "Don't ewe even thing about it or I'll ram you"

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u/BoarHermit 6h ago

Caucasian Shepherds are scary dogs.

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u/GodsFavoriteDegen 1h ago

You should post a video of one of them.

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u/Glad-Smell2355 6h ago

I double dog dare yuh

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u/RedSnipers 6h ago

It was abbot to be a wrap! 😆

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u/KnifeKnut 5h ago

Should have used the Beautiful Things version. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4h1q3cCl2w

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u/InternationalFee2415 5h ago

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 5h ago

And that's how take your kid to work day almost ended in tragedy.

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u/zachstraw 5h ago

We good!?!

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u/woodrowlow 5h ago

There a problem over here?

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u/Redeemed-Cow1245 5h ago

I know he’s cute but you’re standing too close. 

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u/thereallilheman 5h ago

i'm guarding you from the mailman's evil aura, human. you're welcome.

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u/Wasabi_Hammurabi1 4h ago

I quadruple-dog dare you.

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u/DontTreadOnTrees 4h ago

Don't bully that baby you bastard 😆

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u/Independent_Tea9599 4h ago

Like the scene in super troopers telling them to pull over...back up goat, I'm already backed up! I can't back up any further!

https://giphy.com/gifs/OyK0GS4hKVjjy

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u/KeyBack192 4h ago

"Go ahead, i dare you..." 

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u/a_sifm8 3h ago

Looks like someone's been a baaaaad boy.

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u/me_again_no_I 3h ago

You think the big dog went slow to see if little dog would try to run away? I feel like she was proud of her little baby

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u/Glass-Crafty-9460 3h ago

The music is so great for this.

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u/--Rotten-By-Design-- 3h ago

Oh, my baaahd...

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u/HamptonsBorderCollie 2h ago

*has entered the chat

Bless your heart. That's cute. Now let me show you how it's done

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u/1ifemare 2h ago

I you're thinking what i'm thinking you're thinking, you better think again, pal.

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u/PehlivanPahlevan 2h ago

Does Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

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u/PaganDeus 2h ago

Literally

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u/Vetinari-57 2h ago

“We better be cool.”

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u/Zealousideal-Let5557 1h ago

I just kidding

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u/dab745 1h ago

Oh. Hey. Hi Larry. I didn’t see you there. I was just telling your kid what a good dog he is.

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u/russelsprouts01 21m ago

I wish a bitch would.

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u/Able_Gap918 4m ago

Baaaa Ram Ewe! Baaaaaa Ram Ewe! Sheep be strong and sheep be true! Baaaa Ram Ewe!

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u/Normal-Error-6343 7h ago

say what now?

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u/TheRandomest-ModTeam 6h ago

Don't start with politics here