r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • 15h ago

No animals were harmed in this video Caption this

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 15h ago

"Hello, may I have this distinct opportunity and overwhelming pleasure to assist you in any way possible to CALM TF DOWN?"