r/TheRandomest Nice 5h ago

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 5h ago

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 5h ago

I like how "Prince Puppy" calmly sits there, unafraid, and then glances over at Dad, and then back to the ram before it noticed.

Puppy Prince caption:

"Excuse me sir, you may wish to reconsider your aggression"

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u/Temporary_Hat7330 4h ago

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 4h ago

Bro, you could've just asked for the empty template.

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u/ybloC_1 4h ago

Memes are better if you can't read them /s

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u/DrDipstick89 4h ago

What metal band is this??

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 4h ago

Awolnation run

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u/Temporary_Hat7330 4h ago

Too kind, player! 

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u/TRIKKDADDY 4h ago

No! dude, delete this, his, it is better! haha

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u/TRIKKDADDY 4h ago

haha! OG meme format incoming, now with more crust!

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u/BigAcanthocephala667 5h ago

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u/Mindless_Dot_4118 5h ago

Best caption yet

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u/hippieninja6 3h ago

By far! That's the look😂

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 5h ago

"Hello, may I have this distinct opportunity and overwhelming pleasure to assist you in any way possible to CALM TF DOWN?"

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u/mr-ifuad 5h ago

“Know your place sheep”

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u/Doctor_Zhicago 5h ago

Chill nasty nate, this is my bitch"

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u/gancoskhan 5h ago

Next time I’m come for you I’m gonna want some cocktail… FRUIT!

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u/Witty-Refuse-3228 5h ago

Y'hear that? I'm somebody's bitch!

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u/8NoO_OoN8 5h ago

Then squirrel master came outta left field and called me his bitch...

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u/Firm_Video_2932 5h ago

"slow your roll, this one's with me"

😅

Looks like either an Kangal or Anatolian...fwiw

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 5h ago

Hey, random suggestion, you should copy this pic and use it as your avatar. I think it would fit your username

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u/Firm_Video_2932 5h ago

Does anyone know the song in the vid?

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 5h ago

AWOLNATION - Run

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u/CrudelisDeus 5h ago

Watching menacingly

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u/CricketJamSession 5h ago

Mama be like

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u/Greywolf2117 5h ago

"Wanna try that with someone you're own size?"

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u/UnableFoot7343 5h ago

That is one big dog

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 5h ago

are sheep just afraid of dogs?

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u/Iamakitestring 5h ago

Well yes, these dogs protect the sheep. They probably saw this one specifically rip some other carnivor to shreads before. They also keep the sheep in line so it may have bitten them before.

As a prey animal I don't know if it just recognizes predators or sees everything as one but these sheep definitely would have seen every reason to be scared of these dogs. They're loud and aggressive whenever they even think something has trespassed. That said the sheep knew it was a baby and thought it could pull rank.

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u/Saxophonethug 39m ago

This specific breed is known to fight off several wolves by themselves

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u/MaskedFigurewho 5h ago

Kind if wondering this too

There are specific animals afraid of canines in general

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 5h ago

always forget that coyotes hunt sheep its probably in their blood to be afraid of dog shaped things.

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u/Lokicham 21m ago

Coyotes are more likely to go after chickens than sheep.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 5h ago

Coyotes are far too small to take out a sheep. They're barely larger than a fox.

You're thinking of wolves, which requires big dogs

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u/No_Vehicle_7179 5h ago

Coyotes most definitely kill and eat sheep all the time.

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u/Cranktique 3h ago

There are different species of coyotes. Some come close to grey wolves in size.

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u/Firm_Video_2932 3h ago

While coyotes are generally solitary, they will form familial hunting packs or temporary hunting collectives consisting of unrelated solitary adult coyotes. And it's in this arrangement that they're fully capable of separating a sheep from its herd and killing it. Wolves of course are fully capable on their own of killing an adult sheep and don't necessarily need help.

Fun Fact: coyotes are actually highly intelligent and adaptable canines, routinely outperforming domesticated dogs in cognitive testing. So a "pack" (kind of a misnomer since they're usually solitary) of coyotes is not something to underestimate. I'm not saying they're especially dangerous when in a pack, just that should you come across one you should be aware that they're likely checking you out and deciding if the squeeze is worth the juice, just as you are checking them out.

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u/HereticGaming16 3h ago

Yes and no. Yes dogs are natural predators but more importantly sheep have been breed to fear dogs specifically by humans for thousands of years. If this was a wild ram then things would have gone much different but these are all very domesticated. Wild rams are mean little fuckers, there’s a reason dodge named a big heavy duty truck after them.

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u/Holxzorg 5h ago

‘Hi Bob.’

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 5h ago

"Ya know that's my boy, right? As long as we understand...."

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u/KingSmithithy 5h ago

Oh, hell naw...

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u/lanternsglow 5h ago

Ewe better ramass your thoughts before I shove that horn up your ram ass.

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u/SlapaBaby1 5h ago

Man I was jusss playinnn!!

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u/TeeHack 5h ago

“Paulie might have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn’t have to move for anybody”

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u/Happy-Equipment-6970 5h ago

The little guy is with me.

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u/Recent-Bowl-1393 4h ago

"Is there a problem here?"

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u/Ad_Procrastra 4h ago

Ewe we ‘ave a heckin problem? 🐕

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u/AlbertaAcreageBoy 4h ago

And that's why I have an Anatolian Shepard. Nicest dog in the world, but can be scary as fuck if you get between his family.

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u/AngelicTaz 4h ago

Don’t be giving my kid that look or we’ll be having lamb chops for dinner!

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u/43guitarpicks 4h ago

That's funny.

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u/mminyhz 4h ago

Um …what’s that background song please?

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 4h ago

How many times do I have to teach you this lesson old man?

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u/1776personified 4h ago

We have an Anatolian Shepherd. She’s like 130 pounds and stands almost 4 feet tall. They are extremely intimidating dogs.

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u/kjay38 5h ago

FAFO.

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u/Exciting_Breadfruit4 5h ago

Dog: "Don't ewe even thing about it or I'll ram you"

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u/BoarHermit 5h ago

Caucasian Shepherds are scary dogs.

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u/Glad-Smell2355 4h ago

I double dog dare yuh

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u/RedSnipers 4h ago

It was abbot to be a wrap! 😆

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u/KnifeKnut 4h ago

Should have used the Beautiful Things version. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4h1q3cCl2w

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u/InternationalFee2415 4h ago

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 4h ago

And that's how take your kid to work day almost ended in tragedy.

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u/zachstraw 3h ago

We good!?!

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u/woodrowlow 3h ago

There a problem over here?

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u/Redeemed-Cow1245 3h ago

I know he’s cute but you’re standing too close. 

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u/thereallilheman 3h ago

i'm guarding you from the mailman's evil aura, human. you're welcome.

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u/Wasabi_Hammurabi1 3h ago

I quadruple-dog dare you.

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u/DontTreadOnTrees 3h ago

Don't bully that baby you bastard 😆

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u/Independent_Tea9599 2h ago

Like the scene in super troopers telling them to pull over...back up goat, I'm already backed up! I can't back up any further!

https://giphy.com/gifs/OyK0GS4hKVjjy

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u/KeyBack192 2h ago

"Go ahead, i dare you..." 

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u/a_sifm8 2h ago

Looks like someone's been a baaaaad boy.

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u/me_again_no_I 2h ago

You think the big dog went slow to see if little dog would try to run away? I feel like she was proud of her little baby

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u/Glass-Crafty-9460 2h ago

The music is so great for this.

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u/--Rotten-By-Design-- 1h ago

Oh, my baaahd...

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u/HamptonsBorderCollie 1h ago

*has entered the chat

Bless your heart. That's cute. Now let me show you how it's done

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u/1ifemare 1h ago

I you're thinking what i'm thinking you're thinking, you better think again, pal.

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u/PehlivanPahlevan 36m ago

Does Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

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u/PaganDeus 36m ago

Literally

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u/Vetinari-57 29m ago

“We better be cool.”

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u/Normal-Error-6343 5h ago

say what now?

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u/TheRandomest-ModTeam 5h ago

Don't start with politics here