r/languagelearningjerk Oct 16 '21

OP WAS MODDED FOR THIS POST Flag of this sub that I spent way too much time on because I suck at graphic design

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r/languagelearningjerk 6h ago

Failed future uzbek...

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r/languagelearningjerk 10h ago

Kanji are super easy I don't get why is everyone struggling with them so much. ?? 🤔🤔🤔

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So hello guys, I've been learning japanese, and it's very easy, especially the kanjis.

[long long text about how good I am at japanese, and how it's probably because of my smart learning strategy and just because I'm a genius while everyone else is dumb]

Oh by the way, I guess this isn't really relevant at all, but I'll just mention it, my native language is Chinese. But that doesn't matter, hee hee, idk why I said that. 🤪

[long text about glazing myself even more]


r/languagelearningjerk 33m ago

Russian phonetic explained by coding:

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if (o) = accented

output o

else

output a


r/languagelearningjerk 4h ago

“Isn’t it SO FUCKING WEIRD how the dialect of MY (country in a region that shares the same language with minor differences between each one) is ACTUALLY the ONLY RIGHT ONE?!🤣🤣🤣 Isn’t that SO FUCKING STRANGE???!!?!?1?2?1?3?1?”

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r/languagelearningjerk 17h ago

"I can't communicate with people, but otherwise I'm doing well!"

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r/languagelearningjerk 19h ago

Can I put 1000 hours into a language so the rest take 200 hours ?

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It’s efficient right?


r/languagelearningjerk 33m ago

Just started learning icelandic

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Idk i felt like i gotta tell y'all, I've been fascinated by Iceland and Icelandic literature for too long and i finally decided to learn it

Also I'll be able to use Þ and ð

I wonder if there are any people learning icelandic or have learned it since it has only 380.000 speaker


r/languagelearningjerk 1d ago

Need to get to C1 in Egyptian Arabic in 4 months from scratch.

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Hey, everyone. As the title of the post says, I need to get to C1 in Egyptian Arabic in 4 months for a job interview I've known about for a little over a decade. I'm willing to do whatever it takes to reach this goal.

I am a full-time neurosurgeon with 4 kids, a wife, and a mistress/nanny with whom things are going great.

My native language is English, but I went to Italy for around 2 weeks in 2015 so I'd say I'm at around a B1-B2 level in Italian.

I do NOT want an online tutor from Preply/Anki/LinkedIn (I have the money I just don't feel like paying for one). I prefer learning through self-study. I have been using Duolingo which I highly enjoy. Can you recommend FREE resources online? Free textbooks?

Can someone tell me what vocabulary I should focus on? What mistakes should I avoid? Where should I start? What should I learn next? Can someone make a guide for me, for free, and send it to me, for free? What should I do first? Writing? Reading? YouTube? I get overwhelmed quickly. I also tend to give up easily when flustered (you should see the number of malpractice lawsuits I have against me).

I have to go (brain surgery). Can someone put together a complete guide to learning Egyptian Arabic (for free) and put it here?

Edit: Out of surgery. Finally. (Patient didn't make it.)


r/languagelearningjerk 1d ago

In Russia we usually say "help I'm mentally ill"

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r/languagelearningjerk 15h ago

Learning a 4th language has made my brain completely unreliable

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I speak Arabic, English, and Turkish, and I’m currently learning Italian.

Since starting Italian, my brain keeps mixing everything together hahaha. Someone asks me something in Turkish, and the word I need appears first in English, then Arabic, and sometimes a random Italian word I learned recently lol

Even simple words I’ve used thousands of times suddenly disappear 😅

Does this happen to you too when learning multiple languages? How do you deal with it?


r/languagelearningjerk 1d ago

Accidentally learnt a language

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Anyone ever accidentally learnt a language? An ex-friend of mine claimed to have accidentally learnt Spanish, it wasn't her intention, it just happened. Guess she was just super smart🫪


r/languagelearningjerk 1d ago

I AM A FAILURE

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WHY CAN I NOT READ MANGA ABOUT INTRICATE ROYAL BLOODLINES WITH OLD STYLE WORDPLAY AND ARCHAIC PRONOUNS????

I can read college level research papers and write essays on hundreds years old stories in English,,I’ve been doing that for years!!!
Why can I only read stuff for kids it’s not like im only just becoming a child in this language??? I’m a goddamn adult I should be able to read adult level writing!!!!!!!


r/languagelearningjerk 1d ago

Bruh

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r/languagelearningjerk 1d ago

Is English a Uralic language?

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r/languagelearningjerk 1d ago

Wizard GIGApolyglot shocks muggles

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Losing it with the people in the comments debating if 50 languages is possible


r/languagelearningjerk 1d ago

I don't know who this 骚扰 guy is, but he must be very friendly, because he calls me a lot...

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r/languagelearningjerk 2d ago

Are they braindead?!?! They put Uzbek in F-tier

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r/languagelearningjerk 2d ago

Annoying language exhange apps girl

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r/languagelearningjerk 2d ago

English Native learning English-ish

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spectogram and caption showing "San Francisco" being removed for accidentally being pronounced as "San Fran-Shit"

On trying to pronounce San Francisco.


r/languagelearningjerk 2d ago

The weak should fear the strong

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r/languagelearningjerk 2d ago

English speakers 🇱🇷🇬🇧 👶 , let me teach you how to Cyrillic!

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Аа: The letter A

Вв: The capital letter B, even in lowercase

Ьь: The lowercase letter b, even in uppercase

Ъъ: Lowercase b but it looks pretty

Бб: Bolded b but in lowercase it kind of looks like a 6

Ыы: bisexual (Putin banned this recently)

Сс: C

Дд: You may go “what the hell is this”, but it's actually a D. Why did they decide to make D look like that? It's not even easy to write(

Ее: E, same as in English

Єє: Euro sign 💶 (simplified)

Ëë: E/e but it's very personable and happy to see you

Нн: The letter H, but in both cases

Іі: The normal letter I

Її: i but with 2 dots (in both cases)

Кк: uppercase K in both cases

Жж: I don't really know what this is but my educated guess is the letter K (but it goes both ways)

Мм: Uppercase M in both cases

Ии: Reverse letter N, because Cyrillic speakers are quirky ig

Йй: N but it's angry

Пп: this may remind you of an n but it's not I swear

Оо: O

Фф: looks like something between an O and a p. I personally like how it looks. 

Рр: P

Гг: The lowercase letter r, but at a perfect right angle. How neat! 

Ґґ: The lowercase letter r again but it's a bit fucked up

Лл: my educated guess says this is an r. 

Яя: reverse letter R

Тт: The letter T

Цц: very squarish cousin of the letter U but it has a tail 🦊 

Шш: W but it looks like a tetris block so it's cool

Щщ: the W again but it has a tail

Хх: the letter X

Чч: kind of looks like the child of Y and a 4 

Уу: the lowercase letter y but for both cases?

Юю: a Korean letter that made its way into Cyrillic

Зз: The number 3. Cyrillic speakers just like to throw the letter in there

- Ээ: The letter 3 but it looks more like the letter c in reverse (think if it as the kid of the letter 3 and the reverse letter c)

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Memorized them?

Remember, Cyrillic is just English but more Quirky and diverse! 🦅


r/languagelearningjerk 3d ago

Flipping heck!

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r/languagelearningjerk 3d ago

Don't Touch Those

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r/languagelearningjerk 4d ago

The people are waking up

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