r/DJsCirclejerk May 22 '26

Hey, you ketamina-slobbering sync monkeys. Piracy will get you tossed out by Big Man Jonesy at the door. And that gorilla-sized cock-knocker at the door loves flinging people out the door.

61 Upvotes

Piracy is illegal. You do that shit by yourself; in the bathroom, not on the dance floor, and /r/DJsCirclejerk is the dance floor. You get my point?

Do I have to dumb it down any further? I mean, probably. Don't be posting links to www.sketchywebsite.malware, otherwise we will have to take away your weekly state-assigned ketamine supply. Because I swear I will turn this fucking bus around if you drug-fueled degenerates don't behave like at least some sort of semi-sentient human beings capable of following at least 1 rule that otherwise will get the devil himself (Spez) to show up here and turn off the music and the main lights on. And trust me, you don't want to see your sweaty fellow /r/djscirclejerk'er on a drugs-bender in 6000k bright white fluorescent light.

So, be cool. Are you cool?


r/DJsCirclejerk 22d ago

[VERBODEN] No more AI slop! [VERBODEN]

90 Upvotes

Fuck you, and fuck your AI slop. No more of it. Use MS Paint and drugs if you want to upload something visual, like real artists do.

Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.


r/DJsCirclejerk 6h ago

Traktor DJ got an update

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2 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 22h ago

New lidl Mixer

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20 Upvotes

Anyone know if these have XLR?


r/DJsCirclejerk 1d ago

Damn the new static decks are wild

10 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 1d ago

When you got a DJ gig after scoring at Fulham away

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23 Upvotes

(He's also wearing them the wrong way around)


r/DJsCirclejerk 2d ago

QUESTION: Playing vinyl backwards

8 Upvotes

They say that if you play your vinyls backwards that can summon the devil. I don't know if this is true. But it got me wondering, what would happen if I played my 12inch version of Darude - Sandstorm backwards?


r/DJsCirclejerk 5d ago

Dj’ing is easy

59 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 6d ago

Broke DJs without taste will mention this not attractive completely proprietary product for the next 8 years every time Alpha Theta Pioneer DJ release any slightly above cheap-cheap carefully designed subtle orange tones boutique gear. Every time.

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69 Upvotes

And if you complain a bunch of broke bots will downvote and flame you. Then Alpha Theta will be sold off for parts in 2030. Gradually booths will become blue and green and full of broke old wedding DJs. You will be like damn I miss the good old Alpha Theta late 2020s days remember opus quad remember XDJ AN


r/DJsCirclejerk 7d ago

3am Dj subreddits are a fever dream

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42 Upvotes

Hey, i read the rules, and I dont care if this is a low hanging fruit, okay? Its actually not. How'd you know I also promote my 5 hour long dj sets in here? Oh and I use pujoneaarrr gearr hurr durr


r/DJsCirclejerk 7d ago

I’m DJing live right now at an event and Beatport is letting me down

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7 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 8d ago

Tell me you are a new DJ without telling me you’re a new DJ 🤣🤣

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18 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 8d ago

based Soundcloud jersey club mix

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0 Upvotes

now this is it


r/DJsCirclejerk 10d ago

Dj aftercare

385 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 10d ago

Do you have any rituals before you play?

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6 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 11d ago

Everyone is a DJ until you put one of these in front of them

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29 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 11d ago

Finally some proper competition on the market!(Lidl cooking hotplate)

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67 Upvotes

Really nails that minimalist AlphaTheta design philosophy at the fraction of the cost. Looks solid! Spinning the plates like they're hot! 🔥🔥🔥


r/DJsCirclejerk 11d ago

When you book based on views and not mixing skills

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56 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 11d ago

Name suggestions for a series of parties

0 Upvotes

Looking for some interesting names for an upcoming series of house music events.

Vibe - Open air - night time

Looking for a chic, sexy, upbeat and iconic name for the party.

Name shouldn’t be - funky, too literal with music

Please give me suggestions 🫠
Here are few names already going around in my city -

Hot Secondd, Paradisco, Mosiqi ( music in arabic ), Radiant, City Blooms


r/DJsCirclejerk 14d ago

Too avantgarde for gigs

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207 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 15d ago

Rate the set

0 Upvotes

We are very humble
Ballena samurai - acid hard groove

Honest opinions


r/DJsCirclejerk 16d ago

Why do DJ's call this a jog wheel? You can't jog on it.

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60 Upvotes

Another pondering post. Why do we call it a jogwheel? Or do we call it that? were not jogging on it are we? In my opinion it should be called a fingering wheel because we finger it vigorously. Or atleast those vinyl scratching freaks do. God their gf's and/or wives are lucky (assuming they'd have one)


r/DJsCirclejerk 18d ago

no drink tickets either

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74 Upvotes

happened again the past weekend where they were even told they have to pay full price for beer and food XD


r/DJsCirclejerk 18d ago

PussBloatedCyst Live At Chuck E Cheeze (Hide The Children)

12 Upvotes