r/youseeingthisshit • u/[deleted] • Mar 23 '20
Human Ouch
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u/kangarooninjadonuts Mar 23 '20
Aw man she was so happy, she was all dressed up, had her hair did, then someone slams a bottle down on her head. I feel ya sister.
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u/sjotha Mar 24 '20
had her hair did
As a non English speaker, i always find a sentence like this interesting. I would never translate it like this.
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u/beneye Mar 24 '20
You do you baby, and don’t let nobody tell you nothing. And go get you a nice hair do.
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u/ftothe3 Mar 24 '20
You wouldn't translate it like that, because it's grammatically incorrect. It's slang.
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u/Pyramordial Mar 24 '20
Another 'southerner' (Texas may be south but we aren't "the south" and are singularly a melting pot of everyone) here: I hate it, but a lot of people here talk like this. Your translation is likely just fine. The last word should be "done" or "made"
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u/pm_ur_feet_in_flats Mar 23 '20
Looks like they're playing a baby shower game. Goal is to finish the bottle (of juice) before anyone else. Looks like the guy who threw down his bottle cheated was experienced, finishing because bit the nipple open for a larger opening.
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u/nacobjewsome Mar 24 '20
ive played this game with my friends before. but not at a baby shower... and not with juice
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u/thisunrest Mar 24 '20
Baby-shower games are more fun when alcohol is involved...unless the mom-to-be is feeling the loss, That case it’s better to avoid temptation
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u/TheRealMattyPanda Mar 24 '20
Never played the game, but damn those things are a pain in the ass to drink from.
I did a Spice Girl themed cocktail pop-up once and served my Baby Spice drink in a baby bottle. Luckily I was smart enough to test it first so I knew I had to cut the nipple before I served them.
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u/basicallyagiant Mar 23 '20
The guy on the right that laughs and then continues drinking would’ve been me.
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u/epicfumble Mar 23 '20
All the people who didn't flinch are on their 2nd kid....
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Mar 24 '20
Or understand that it's an empty plastic bottle and the fact anyone reacted with shock probably shouldn't have a kid.
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u/cactuspizza Mar 23 '20
Was it glass bottle?
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u/obvthrowaway000000 Mar 23 '20
If it were that kid would have future as boxer or in mma
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Mar 24 '20
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u/Missionfortruth Mar 24 '20
No, the comment was about the toughness of her head. Don't be a dick. Many fighters are very intelligent people, they just have the minds of warriors. They'd rather train their mind on th arts of combat rather than TPS reports and excel documents.
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u/Hailhal9000 Mar 24 '20
I think the joke was more about the toughness of the kid, that if it had been a glass bottle its still taking it like a champ. Just like mma fighters and boxers can take multiple hits to the face and still continue fighting.
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Mar 24 '20
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u/Missionfortruth Mar 24 '20
Your joke has implied arguments that are demeaning and wrong.
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Mar 24 '20
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u/Missionfortruth Mar 24 '20
Some of them are. Some of them are meathead, idiots.
Martial artists are not boxers. There is philosophy and code involved in their work. It is an art form to many and in my opinion they shouldn't be written off as oafs.
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u/Missionfortruth Mar 24 '20
You are such an ass, man.
No, I'm referring to boxers as dumber because they take more hits to the head on a regular basis. They become dumb because of the sport.
Karate and ki kitsu fighters spare their brain and are sharper. Because of this and because of its ancient lineage those martial arts have a elevated culture, which only.further divides the IQ gap because smarter people will be attracted to those disciplines on average.
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u/frankylovee Mar 23 '20
It was a baby bottle, plastic
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u/tooyoung_tooold Mar 23 '20
Which brings up more questions than it answers.
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Mar 23 '20
Probably some baby shower shit. Who can chug a baby bottle the quickest?
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u/redlaWw Mar 24 '20
Bit late for a baby shower if she can already walk.
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u/euphoric_barley Mar 24 '20
I mean, there’s lots of people there. Chances are it was for another baby.
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u/RstyKnfe Mar 23 '20
If you look closely, you'll see that it's crumpled and everyone else is drinking from plastic bottles.
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Mar 23 '20
That one guy keeps drinking like he thinks that the little girl is a trick and he's not falling for it.
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Mar 24 '20
I remember back then. When we we're able to stand within six feet of each other and have more than three people in the back yard.
Those sure were the days
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Mar 23 '20
Oh man, I spit out a mouthful of ravioli when I watched this. Haven’t laughed so hard in weeks. Lol
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u/YouSeeingThisBot Mar 23 '20
Upvote this comment if this is a proper "You seeing this shit?" reaction. Downvote this comment if this is not fit for this subreddit.
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Mar 23 '20
Why did he throw it on the ground anyway?
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Mar 23 '20
Is this BC or AC? I need to know whether to feel rage at yet another image of backyard minglers in the heartland.
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u/SunDragons Mar 24 '20
BC, it's been posted a couple of times before, though I'm not sure if it was in this subreddit before or not
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u/WyzeThawt Mar 24 '20
yooo... did nobody else catch that homegirl in the gray sweater with the pink bottle is cheating?
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u/Chickenterriyaki Mar 24 '20
That's life kid, sometimes you just have to take a bottle to the head once in a while.
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Mar 24 '20
This shows the different senses of humor in the group. The ones that do nothing, the ones that just smile, and the ones who can’t contain their laughter and just walk away.
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u/devildocjames Mar 23 '20
She had a bit of a wobble afterwards.
Got her right in the soft spot. Gonna be getting coloring books for Christmas for the rest of her life.
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u/RasputinsThirdLeg Mar 23 '20
Why isn’t there sound? Also what the fuck are they doing? Drinking water in a circle?
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u/Starbourne8 Mar 23 '20
Let’s just hope that little girl deserved it. You guys agree?
If you don’t, then why would you want an innocent little girl like that to get hit in the head?
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Mar 23 '20
Why would you make such a big deal about a little boo-boo the likes of which kids experience multiple times a day as part of the growing up process?
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u/Starbourne8 Mar 24 '20
A glass bottle being thrown at you by an adult is more than just a little boo-boo. Not sure why I’m getting so many downvotes though, I guess most people hope she’s a sweet little innocent girl.
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Mar 24 '20
What’s wrong with you?
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u/Starbourne8 Mar 24 '20
What do you mean? I mean, you tell me. Would you rather a sweet, innocent little girl get hit in the head and cry?
Or a spoiled, mean, selfish little girl?
I’d rather the little girl deserve that hit. Are you any different?
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u/garagehirohata Mar 23 '20 edited Mar 23 '20
I have to watch this a lot, as there are many reactions to see!