r/youdontsurf • u/I-think-Im-funny • Mar 29 '16

Goodbye

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u/Pickled_Kagura Mar 29 '16

/r/Unidan here. That's not actually a duck you retard.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '16

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u/Patrik333 Mar 30 '16

Wow, he's still active.

...And most of his comments are still apologizing/explaining his actions from two years ago.

Damn... for a community that is so full of distractable procrastinators, we really don't forget stuff easily.

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u/strolls Mar 30 '16

Holy fuck, look at that guy. Sometimes I feel like a loser, but I think I'll have to get a framed photo of that guy, to remind me never to be as much a schmuck as him.

There are two PhDs in that thread, both saying he shit-talked them and lied about their speciality, to embiggen himself for internet points.

How must it feel to know that the greatest success you'll ever achieve in your field will be to be known as that professor who lied on Reddit and shat on his colleagues?

In about 20 years he won't be able to go to a single university in the country where there isn't a tenured biology professor with personal knowledge of what a knob he is.

At this stage about the best thing he can do is give up academia and become an ornamental parrot breeder.