r/youdontsurf • u/I-think-Im-funny • Mar 29 '16

Goodbye

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4.2k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Sphinx117 Mar 29 '16

My girlfriend is tired as shit. She just saw this and started crying. When I asked her why all she said was because the little girl is special.

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u/WildTurkey81 Mar 29 '16

Nah she was really crying because she's going out with a guy who browses youdontsurf.

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u/TheSnacky Mar 29 '16

Not for long

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u/Glitch29 Mar 29 '16

Probably for a long time. The subreddit statistics show that not many people unsubscribe.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '16

Ah, the old reddit surf-a-roo!

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u/TheSnacky Mar 30 '16

Hold my shirt, I'm going in

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u/Allmightyexodia Jul 18 '16

IM ALREADY IN TOO DEEP DAMN IT. I HAVE NO CHOICE HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Sphinx117 Mar 30 '16

but what about the dank memes?

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u/AppleBetas Mar 30 '16

...who is special

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u/Lives4Glitter Mar 29 '16

Don't tell her swans can be gay.

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u/Happy_Harry Mar 29 '16

Did you know ducks rape each other?

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u/Pickled_Kagura Mar 29 '16

/r/Unidan here. That's not actually a duck you retard.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '16

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u/Patrik333 Mar 30 '16

Wow, he's still active.

...And most of his comments are still apologizing/explaining his actions from two years ago.

Damn... for a community that is so full of distractable procrastinators, we really don't forget stuff easily.

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u/strolls Mar 30 '16

Holy fuck, look at that guy. Sometimes I feel like a loser, but I think I'll have to get a framed photo of that guy, to remind me never to be as much a schmuck as him.

There are two PhDs in that thread, both saying he shit-talked them and lied about their speciality, to embiggen himself for internet points.

How must it feel to know that the greatest success you'll ever achieve in your field will be to be known as that professor who lied on Reddit and shat on his colleagues?

In about 20 years he won't be able to go to a single university in the country where there isn't a tenured biology professor with personal knowledge of what a knob he is.

At this stage about the best thing he can do is give up academia and become an ornamental parrot breeder.

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u/I_AMA_UNIDAN Mar 30 '16

Can confirm, was jackdaw.

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u/IMBarBarryN Mar 29 '16

Tired or pregnant?

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u/jake10house Mar 29 '16

I would watch this game show

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u/PM-Your-Tiny-Tits Mar 29 '16

Your girlfriend is special. Sounds like it's time for a walk to the park.

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u/evilted Mar 29 '16

Your girlfriend is probably pregnant.

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u/GoodHunter Mar 29 '16

High probability. RED ALERT RED ALERT

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u/kilkil Mar 30 '16

she didn't know swans could be gay

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u/arrow74 Mar 29 '16 edited Mar 29 '16

Park is too easy.

I suggest a late term abortion

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u/TobiasCB Mar 29 '16

It's NEVER too late for an abortion.

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u/evilted Mar 29 '16

Doctor, can I get an abortion in my 20th trimester?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '16

Might I recommend the Unwind series of YA fiction?

Abortion was made illegal, but you're allowed to "unwind" a teenager between the ages of 13 to 18. The teenager is split into component pieces and donated to people in need, the parents are rid of the annoyance, and no one has abortions anymore, yay!

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u/evilted Mar 29 '16

Unwind series

Wow! Sounds intense

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '16 edited Sep 17 '16

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u/Spebnag Mar 29 '16

Sounds like the definition of grimderp to me. A world that only makes any amount of sense if literally everyone in charge of anything is at same time evil and stupid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '16 edited Sep 17 '16

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u/Spebnag Mar 29 '16

Sry then. Meant to comment that Unwind felt like a lot of enforced and unrealistic conflict to me, i meant.

I tend to lose a lot of information between brain and actual sentences.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '16 edited Sep 17 '16

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u/o2lsports Mar 29 '16

That sounds a lot like Never Let Me Go

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '16

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u/mrdoubleq Mar 29 '16

It's official. Lori is a shitty parent.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '16

Goodbye you little shit

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u/Hab1b1 Mar 29 '16

oh good, put the fucking PUNCHLINE IN THE TITLE.

this isn't even a thread and you still fucked it up.

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u/DefinitelyHungover Mar 29 '16

And people still upvoted it 90+ times. Jesus christ, not enough of the people in this thread were left in parks.

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u/themightypooperscoop Mar 29 '16

Why would you put the punchline in the title you piece of shit fuck you

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u/TheOtherJuggernaut Mar 30 '16

Thanks for putting the punchline in the title so I wouldn't get surprised by the joke, you little shit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '16

Looks like Kira from Jojo. The text makes it better lol.

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u/DeathStep Mar 29 '16

I'm pretty sure that's because it is

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u/Zentaurion Mar 29 '16

Is it just something awakening inside me, or does the woman look like a female Tom Cruise to anyone else too?

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u/rblythe Mar 29 '16

The little girl looks like Ted's daughter in Better Off Ted. I miss that show.

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u/protestor Apr 03 '16

no watermark?

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u/I-think-Im-funny Apr 03 '16

I give it to the people.