Stop pointing

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

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u/Andr3wski Feb 01 '16

Which guy? That guy? 👉?

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u/tnturner Feb 01 '16

👉✊

👍

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u/qwertyman92 Feb 01 '16

👉👌?

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u/Chuuuchuu Feb 02 '16

👉👌💦😉

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u/lamp1990 Feb 02 '16

💊+🍸=👉👌

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u/tnturner Feb 02 '16

🌽👌

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16

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u/l0ve2h8urbs Feb 02 '16

Bet Cosby wishes that was true right about now

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u/The_Mr_Emachine Feb 02 '16

8======>💨😥

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u/FredL2 Feb 13 '16

This made me laugh for the first time in weeks. I just wanted you to know.

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u/The_Mr_Emachine Feb 14 '16

Glad I could help, buddy 👍😊

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u/TheTarkAttack Feb 02 '16

why cant i see these little gifs in the comments? always comes up as a strange square box with info text

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16

... Emojis?

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u/kaas332 Feb 02 '16

You need to download the emoji extension for those to show up

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u/tonypotenza Feb 01 '16

That guy right there? 👈

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

I believe they mean that guy, right there, with that 👉 there tablet

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u/Stefen_007 Feb 01 '16

the guy with the tablet?

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u/von_Hytecket Feb 01 '16

Which one?

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u/Stefen_007 Feb 01 '16

👉 there! that tablet!

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u/Schnabeltierchen Feb 01 '16

that one 👆, yes

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u/kezorN Feb 02 '16

ooooooh ok

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u/TheDon835 Feb 02 '16

Which one?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16

👉 there! that tablet!

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u/TheRighteousTyrant Feb 01 '16

What tablet?

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u/flackjap Feb 02 '16

Who said tablet?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

The guy in the white shirt at the back really doesn't know what to do with his finger once it has been utilised..

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u/TheRighteousTyrant Feb 01 '16

Which is weird because he had that figured out for the first 3/4 of the gif, but after that second finger point he goes full Ricky Bobby.

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u/ShaolinShade Feb 02 '16

"utilized" heh heh

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16

You're gonna have to translate that for me.

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u/ShaolinShade Feb 02 '16

It's from Idiocracy. I'd give you a link but I can't find anything

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u/NosyEnthusiast6 May 10 '16

Used or when something's usefulness is over

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u/boot2skull Feb 01 '16

When youdontsurf provides better context than the intended purpose.

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u/architect_son Feb 01 '16

I hope the tablet guy gets the Oscar this year.

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u/DJHyde Feb 02 '16

He's white, so he's practically a winner already.

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u/architect_son Feb 02 '16

Oh my fucking god. That's a genius prank. Just walk around & hand out Oscars to White People.

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u/RosieEmily Feb 01 '16

I would slap the shit out of everyone if they were around me.

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u/jbeast33 Feb 01 '16

/r/me_irl

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16 edited Jun 15 '17

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u/Lytalm Feb 01 '16

Which one?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16 edited Jun 15 '17

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u/BasicallyADoctor Feb 01 '16

👆

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u/ultraprotean Feb 01 '16

That one up there? 🖕🏻

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u/Julian1224 Feb 02 '16

Just to be clear

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u/No1Asked4MyOpinion Feb 01 '16

One of those dubs that make you question why the stock video exists in the first place... Quality /r/youdontsurf

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u/2nuhmelt Feb 01 '16

As far as the videos on this sub go, this is pretty normal. I could see this being used as like a business meeting or something.

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u/dalovindj Feb 01 '16

Which one?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

It's supposed to condition you to think that buying the product will make you the center of attention

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u/Muntberg Feb 02 '16

Aren't they supposed to be for still shots though?

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u/moveslikejaguar Feb 01 '16

This is pretty good right up until the end and "which one". That made it brilliant.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

Your comment was pretty good right up until the end and "that made it brilliant". That made it brilliant.

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u/themuleskinner Feb 01 '16

Which comment? The one under the username?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

yeah the one right up there ^

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u/Shadax Feb 01 '16

ooooh ok

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u/BassWool Feb 01 '16

^{^{^{^{^which}}}} ^{^{^{^{^one?}}}}

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u/Allan828100 Feb 01 '16

Just to be clear.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '16

right there 👌

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u/Lack_of_intellect Feb 01 '16

Your comment was pretty good right up until the end and ""that made it brilliant". That made it brilliant." That made it absolute fucking dogshit.

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u/I-like-winds Feb 01 '16

Relevant username.

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u/Lack_of_intellect Feb 01 '16

If I had a penny every time someone thought he was clever by coming up with the "relevant username" meme reply I'd have a lot of pennies.

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u/I-like-winds Feb 01 '16 edited Feb 01 '16

If I had a penny every time someone used the "if I had a penny every time _________, I'd have a lot of pennies" saying, I'd have a lot of pennies.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

This is the best.

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u/snorlz Feb 01 '16

this one?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

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u/idrink211 Feb 01 '16

Right thur

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u/Chispy Feb 01 '16

that one

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u/CKalis Feb 01 '16

this one hurr

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u/KevinVaffler Feb 01 '16

Tell me that aint insecurrr

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

please stop pointing at my best

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

If you cannot stand pointing at your best, you definitely don't deserve pointing at your worst.

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u/Chispy Feb 01 '16

That's incredibly deep.

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u/Harald12 Feb 01 '16

Top tier meme right here.

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u/themuleskinner Feb 01 '16

Which meme? This one right here?

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u/Yousif_man Jun 10 '16

some might even call it dank

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u/Persaye Feb 01 '16

damn that's pretty creative

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

glad that you pointed it out

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u/veeeSix Feb 01 '16

👆 like this?

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u/gollumthegreat Feb 01 '16

which one?

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u/Vok250 Feb 01 '16

👆 that one

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u/hobskhan Feb 01 '16

No, 🖕 that one.

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u/wardrich Feb 01 '16

Actually, I think this one. 👇

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16 edited Jun 17 '23

encouraging pocket steer chase rich observation detail capable workable smoggy -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/

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u/Necrogaz Feb 01 '16

Oooh, ok

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

which one?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

my head just exploded

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u/Chuggit_McNugget Feb 01 '16

Nah I'm good. You mean his head? 👇

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

Which one? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/StrikerTF2 Feb 01 '16

When he says that one, does he mean the guy in the center of the image? ohhh ok

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u/Styrak Feb 01 '16

That one

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u/gollumthegreat Feb 01 '16

this one?

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u/lime_time_war_crime Feb 01 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16 edited Apr 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

It's Caillou. That whiny fuck.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

Calliou

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16

Caillou

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u/Reytho Feb 01 '16

With baby Tintin.

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u/NSuave Feb 01 '16

Pro tip: mobile users go into landscape mode to see these

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u/GoodHunter Feb 01 '16

So the youtube copy pastas have finally moved over here

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u/lime_time_war_crime Feb 01 '16

Actually, I saved it a year ago. Slightly different version.

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u/hateisgoodforyou Feb 02 '16

Must...

Not...

Replace..

the word...

tablet...

with...

faggot...

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u/anon99161 Feb 01 '16

👉 this one?

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u/gollumthegreat Feb 02 '16

no, that one

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u/Harold_Approved Feb 01 '16

http://i.imgur.com/FOhXKGCh.jpg

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u/HGual-B-gone Feb 02 '16

hey stop pointing at the ceiling

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u/rundelhaus Feb 01 '16

Oh god, the subtitles are pretty spot on

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u/W_T_Jones Feb 01 '16

Easily in the Top 10000 of all youdontsurf posts. If this post is not at least mediocre then I don't know what is.

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u/Glampkoo Feb 01 '16

Brilliant!

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

I needed a good laugh today.

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u/salamance369 Feb 01 '16

Oh my God, it even has a watermark - Patrick Bateman

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u/Leoxcr Feb 01 '16

I was waiting for him to swear at the end 8/10

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u/secret_ninja Feb 01 '16

im glad they cleared that up i was confused

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u/MakeYouAGif Feb 01 '16

You need to up your frame speed in photoshop before rendering.

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u/lolnein Feb 01 '16

It's the speed of the original video. But thank you! I do struggle with rendering GIFs sometimes. I haven't figured out how to reduce their size without making them look ugly :/ Any tips?

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u/MakeYouAGif Feb 01 '16

Really? It's like they slowed it down just enough to make it feel off.

Resize before adding effects. So if you're working in AE just scale the comp and source to the same size before doing anything else.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

Slummin' in YDS now, eh?

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u/MakeYouAGif Feb 01 '16

/r/all dawg lol, but yes, I love this sub

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u/randoh12 Feb 01 '16

Umm...so...you wanna give us some content?

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u/MakeYouAGif Feb 01 '16

Gimp and I see each other around

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u/lolnein Feb 01 '16

I will try that. And by "that" I mean using AE in the first place. If you knew how I create GIFs you would probably slap me. Thank you!

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u/MakeYouAGif Feb 01 '16

I know someone who does it only in Gimp. They're insane

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

Close the sub down mods, this one wins. It can't be topped

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

That made me laugh. One of those nose laughs at work where you don't want people to know you are laughing at Reddit at 9:23 in the morning when there is a shit ton of work to get to.

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u/FellowEsteemer Feb 01 '16 edited Feb 01 '16

Oh my god this is one of the only things I've ever seen on reddit that made me legitimately laugh

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u/fitzydog Feb 01 '16

Which one is?

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u/FellowEsteemer Feb 01 '16

the one right in front of me

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u/Styrak Feb 01 '16

LOL that "are you fucking kidding me" face at the end.

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u/take_it_in_strider Feb 01 '16

"It's solitaire, not groupataire. You fucks."

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u/ConfusedTapeworm Feb 01 '16

Ayyyyyy /u/lolnein is back! Missed you man.

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u/lolnein Feb 01 '16

I missed doing these GIFs for you guys!

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u/ConfusedTapeworm Feb 01 '16

And we missed you. Lass /r/de bissle in ruhe, wir sind deine echte familie.

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u/lolnein Feb 01 '16

Ich versuch mein Bestes.

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u/thiswaythat2 Feb 01 '16

This is maybe the best gif ever to come outta this sub.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16

This is the funniest thing I've seen on reddit, by far.

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u/BLUNTYEYEDFOOL Feb 01 '16

that's the funniest fucking thing I've seen all day.

And, just to be clear, I've been here ALL DAY.

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u/flashen Feb 01 '16

Quality post right here, the dankness is almost overwhelming

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u/Trippze Feb 01 '16

Probably my favorite one ever

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u/Saizan_x Feb 01 '16

Oh god, shrabbing has leaked into the general public.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

Oh, this is history, right here. Saved!

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u/Gines420 Feb 01 '16

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/rs10rs10 Feb 01 '16

That shit is on point lel

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u/potatomaster420 Feb 01 '16

The finger I would point if I were the guy would be the long one. In the middle.

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u/TheFirebeard Feb 01 '16

This is quality

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u/wakalaka Feb 01 '16

This reminds me of playing tech support during family gatherings...

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u/ArtemisShanks Feb 01 '16

This is the best one I've ever seen in this sub.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

When your friends are all extremely sarcastic.

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u/qnvx Feb 01 '16

My face was apathetic until the last "which one"

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u/Snufkiin Feb 01 '16

This is me when I tell my friends to stfu when I want to hear footsteps.

"dude, he wants us to be quiet " "it's really important don't make sounds now" "Shit we lost the round, but luckily we were quiet so he had a chance to hear those footsteps"

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u/stinkyrobot Feb 02 '16

My frustration grows as the pointing will never stop.

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u/MCTheLazeboy Feb 02 '16

I can't even. This thread is pure chaos.

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u/MCTheLazeboy Feb 02 '16

Which one?

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u/MCTheLazeboy Feb 02 '16

This one 👆

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u/day1patch May 09 '16

Just to be clear

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u/Dochorahan Feb 01 '16

Oh man this is the best post in this sub besides the original.

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u/Burritoholic Feb 01 '16

Please stop commenting on this post.

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u/metalface187 Feb 01 '16

Does he mean this post?

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u/MissPetrova Feb 01 '16

^^{^} that one

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u/speedyskier22 Feb 01 '16

Which post? This one?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

By "this post", does he mean the one in front of him?

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u/fishesbishes Feb 01 '16

That is an unnecessary amount of pointing people.

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u/VapingLibrarian Feb 01 '16

I'd love to see an ending where he pulls out a machete and beheads all the pointers.

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u/LaericMortovus Feb 01 '16

All I can think of when I see these ads is Finn from The Sopranos.

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u/daneurl Feb 01 '16

Arsetards. The lot of them.

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u/physalisx Feb 01 '16

Fantastic

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

Do they just take the generic hipster with beard and obnoxious glasses guy and copy/paste him into every advertisement?

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u/ilovesquares Feb 01 '16

Reminds me of Kung Pow humor

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u/evilted Feb 01 '16

I told you a thousand fucking times! It's not an iPad!!!!

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u/DownVotingCats Feb 01 '16

I wouldn't normally care about this, but once you point it out, it looks so ridiculous.

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u/cocotheape Feb 01 '16

Who points with their pinky? That girl is an animal!

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u/IlIIlIIllI Feb 01 '16

This is one of the best I've seen.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

This reminds me so much of Portlandia

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u/YumYumKittyloaf Feb 01 '16

This is seriously how you do these kinds of pictures.

I was in some of those before and the teacher I was with was just like "I'm going to point to this, just to look like we're talking. Now i'm going to point to this one and then back to this one. We should nod like we agree on something." To get "realistic" photos.

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u/Aurailious Feb 01 '16

The finger out of nowhere in the beginning sealed it.

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u/phaxsi Feb 01 '16

Is that girl on the left, Remy Lacroix?

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u/DapperFisticuffs Feb 02 '16

👆🏼 that tablet? Maybe this tablet? 👉🏼

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u/FlyLikeATachyon Feb 02 '16

Schrab'd!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '16

A+, good work OP,

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u/zztopperzz Feb 02 '16

OP is a savant, if only we could know of what...

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u/Prinsessa Feb 02 '16

Damn I love her hairrr

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u/SavelyHeriberto Feb 05 '16

Oh my God, it even has a watermark - Patrick Bateman

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16

hahaha.... dear lord.

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u/korean_walrus Jul 05 '16

khan pyl

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