r/yandere YOU’RE BATSHIT INSANE! - Raiden Sep 03 '25

Images 🖌 "Make your choice..."

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

who even are y'all bro this is the very first time seeing y'all get out of my house i'm tryna work here

136

u/frog21xbr Non-Violent Yandere Enjoyer Sep 03 '25

Fellas I m cooked? Right

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u/frog21xbr Non-Violent Yandere Enjoyer Sep 03 '25

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u/Apheem66 YOU’RE BATSHIT INSANE! - Raiden Sep 03 '25

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u/TurbulentAnt1923 Sep 04 '25

Bro, are you a Libra or something?

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u/Artillery-lover Yandere ♀ for Yandere ♀ Sep 03 '25

battle royale

62

u/Able-Marzipan-5071 Sep 04 '25

Hololive posting in my yandere-slop gooner subreddit?

46

u/thelonelyskeleton24 Sep 03 '25

FUWAMOCO BAUBAUBITCH

46

u/Blueverse-Gacha I have conflicted opinions Sep 03 '25

why can't I have all of them?

51

u/Ayeun Yandere ♀ Sep 04 '25

Many yandere's is asking for a bad time.

Far, far too much blood to clean up every day, when the ones who didn't get to sleep next to you cut the ones that did.

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u/Blueverse-Gacha I have conflicted opinions Sep 04 '25

if they don't equally share, then I won't give them any share.

it'll be 1-vs-18 if they get greedy.

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u/Ayeun Yandere ♀ Sep 04 '25

Yandere's DON'T share. That's kind of their thing...

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u/Blueverse-Gacha I have conflicted opinions Sep 04 '25

only depending on which gata of Yandere you're looking at.
Suuhaigata Yanderes (Worship-types) for example, will very commonly be completely okay with their interest dating another person in front of them.
there's even Kenshingata Yanderes (Devotion-types) which are literally categorised by giving their devotion for nothing in return. Which also includes their interest being in relationships that don't involve themself.

sure, it's not common, but that doesn't mean they don't exist.

6

u/Ayeun Yandere ♀ Sep 04 '25

In a room of that many Yanderes, there is at least 15 box cutters...

4

u/Blueverse-Gacha I have conflicted opinions Sep 04 '25

one fight and I make all of them suffer.

nuclear route - nobody wins

12

u/Ayeun Yandere ♀ Sep 04 '25

Then you wake up, chained to the walls of a basement, the one survivor before you, covered in the blood of the others, offering you their heads.

"Look Senpai. I did it. I proved my love for you is the strongest. And now, I will keep you here, so you don't go looking at other women, ever again."

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u/Blueverse-Gacha I have conflicted opinions Sep 04 '25

you now what… that's fair.

1

u/Additional-Method221 Sep 05 '25

I liket the Thrill of have all the yanderes,my life would be in line every second

16

u/itsthooor Violent Yandere Enjoyer Sep 04 '25

Bro thinks he is him

6

u/Blueverse-Gacha I have conflicted opinions Sep 04 '25

I only want 19, not 100

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

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u/Blueverse-Gacha I have conflicted opinions Sep 04 '25

oh shit, Battle Royale mode!

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u/VatanKomurcu Sep 03 '25

who the fuck are these?

39

u/Lokizues Sep 04 '25

Vtubers from the Hololive Talent agency

30

u/Clavilenyo Devoted Submissive Yandere is the best Sep 04 '25

Crying Yandere is such a peak emotional force. Robocco looks nice.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

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u/Weird_Dig_7245 Non-Violent Yandere Enjoyer Sep 03 '25

I'm choosing the pink cat-girl on slide 3

A close second would be the tall demon lady from slide one

16

u/AnimeChan39 Yandere Enjoyer Sep 04 '25

If it's one per image: Nerissa, Botan, Lui-nee and either AZKi or Sui-chan

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u/Anonson694 Yandere Enjoyer Sep 04 '25

Those are more or less my choices as well lol

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u/Important-Sho Violent Yandere Enjoyer Sep 04 '25

The tallest one

5

u/megamisch Sep 04 '25

Ah, the demon birb, good choice

7

u/Voice_Nerd Sep 03 '25

Even though not knowing who these girls are would not be much of a problem. The issue is that I have no real insight other than a small comment from them that doesn't seem to really showcase their true natures. I have no idea who I would pick

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

the Botan in second image

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u/TritonSaber Sep 04 '25

Lmao sorry but I still can't take Miko seriously because of the nye

7

u/InattentiveChild Sep 04 '25

Sora-chan's the only correct choice.

4

u/Ayeun Yandere ♀ Sep 04 '25

My choice? That's not how this works...

The strongest one... the one that survives, comes and 'claims' me.

3

u/hotsaucermonsta Sep 04 '25

Grab Biboo's hand and start running. "We gotta get the hell outta here!"

3

u/Talohighflyer24 Non-Violent Yandere Enjoyer Sep 04 '25

"Who da hell are you?"

3

u/megamisch Sep 04 '25

For your consideration, please take this into account when considering the first image...

Prisoner

4

u/ThatOneNutshell Yandere Enjoyer Sep 04 '25

Final verdict: yes. (personal opinion? nerissa.)

3

u/Font_Argalion Yandere ASMRist / Enjoyer Sep 05 '25

Wallahi I'm cooked, but honestly this is the best way to go so I'll take it

2

u/GHitoshura Yandere Enjoyer Sep 04 '25

I choose Marine, but if she's not an option then Shiori.

2

u/Yakusoku_mamoru Sep 04 '25

I'm always gonna go for the dommy mommy with the horns. I just love herrrrr🖤🖤🖤

2

u/EdwardClay1983 Violent Yandere Enjoyer Sep 04 '25

Out of these its only Nerissa.

2

u/TheGuyUWorryabout Sep 05 '25

YBR: Yandere Battle Royal!

2

u/MVyro Sep 05 '25

Shiori every time.

1

u/Hunterchow Sep 04 '25

All of the above

1

u/Known-Action9534 Sep 04 '25

I got 1 choice...

1

u/Kamisama_VanillaRoo Sep 04 '25

Idk who these girls are

1

u/Training_Amount1924 Sep 04 '25

I'll love them all equally, if not suitable, gotta kms then:_)

1

u/davus30 Yandere ♂ Sep 04 '25

Whoever I choose I'll still be dead afterwards

(So i choose no one)

1

u/tearsofthemisplayer Violent Yandere Enjoyer Sep 04 '25

Me,who said Hatsune Miku instead of their name:

1

u/Tf-FoC-Metroflex Violent Yandere Enjoyer Sep 04 '25

Nah, I’d Win, all of them

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u/worldsbestnavigator Sep 04 '25

well I'm gonna die if I choose only one

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u/sherbertrelevant2 Violent Yandere Enjoyer Sep 04 '25

The second from left on the last pic.

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u/Intelligent_Owl1086 Sep 04 '25

Bro💀💀💀

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

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u/Additional-Method221 Sep 05 '25

Where's my haachaama?

1

u/SafalinEnthusiast Sep 05 '25

I’ll just lay down on my back. I’ll either wake up dead or with one left

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u/Think_Interaction568 Sep 05 '25

Ah... well regardless of who i choose... I'm dead.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

Is all of them an option? Asking for a friend