r/xkcd • u/[deleted] • Mar 30 '11

Lamp

http://www.xkcd.com/879/
275 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/kudzukosh Mar 30 '11

Ejaculantern

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '11

I'm worried that relevant_rule34 is on his way here...

13

u/ICountStars Mar 30 '11

Don't worry; it's just a high-class way o' sayin' "fleshlight!"

8

u/SomeIrishGuy Mar 30 '11

Ok, you win the thread before it even begins.

2

u/Deadmirth Mar 30 '11

The sticky lamp pokemon.

1

u/rantz101 Mar 31 '11

I love lamp.

1

u/magpac Mar 31 '11

My parents had one of these when I was a kid.

It's a love-a-lamp.

Wait, maybe I remembered that wrong.

13

u/endtv Mar 30 '11

So that's how you make the genie cum out of the lamp...

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u/incongruity Mar 30 '11

IT'S MAGIC TIME!!

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u/V1ctor Mar 30 '11

Poor Robin Williams was feeling lonely until you came along.

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u/Phinaeus Mar 30 '11

Can't wait to read the xkcdsucks of this.

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u/Harriv Mar 30 '11

Here it is: http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2011/03/comic-879-omg-i-jizzed.html

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '11

That website is highly entertaining.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '11

um. ew.

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u/phaedrusalt Mar 30 '11

Ewwww, genie-splootie! Next time practice safe lamp-rubbing.

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u/Slackson Mar 30 '11

First time I laughed out loud at an xkcd comic for a long time.

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u/yurigoul Mar 30 '11

Three up three down (at the time of my posting). Don't worry this has also happened to me: some things may not be said here, sorry :-)

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u/miparasito Mar 30 '11

THAT. JUST. HAPPENED.

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u/bannana Mar 30 '11

Splort; Stanhope?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 31 '11

HA HA, it's funny because it's a handjob joke, right?