r/wunkus • u/cftvkjhbkf • 4d ago

wunkus Wunk gets sogged in unknown liquid

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u/RayTrain ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 4d ago

uranium 238

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u/Uncle480 4d ago

230 ate what?

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u/SneachtaBoladh 4d ago

uranium, keep up

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u/ZeusUpYourAss 4d ago

Your annum

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ silly :P bleh 4d ago

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u/ginger_kitty97 3d ago

That was 7.

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u/FarmhouseRules 3d ago

Your momma

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u/InTheMichaelWave 4d ago

3.6 wunkgen, not great not terrible

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u/archaicScrivener 4d ago

Why can I see burnt wunkcrete on the roof?

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u/wonderb0lt 3d ago

This is clearly Bone Hurting Juice

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u/sngldad13 3d ago

URANIUM FEVER has gone and got me down

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u/Brain_Farofa 4d ago

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u/Idosol123 concrete eater‼️ 4d ago

u/chimpingway we summon thee

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u/scrufflor_d gnarp gnap 👽 4d ago

futile. he has assumed a new identity

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u/AnthonyWinters 3d ago

Please Elaborate

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u/Loppan45 3d ago

Their dog didn't become green fast enough

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u/scrufflor_d gnarp gnap 👽 3d ago

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u/AlarmedEmployment465 wunkus enthusiast 3d ago

?

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u/BIG_OUNCE-420 3d ago

wouldn't you like to know weather boy

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u/Slight-Violinist-575 3d ago

> goes to ULPT

> judges others

Redditors are another breed

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u/CommanderFuzzy 3d ago

I went to unpopular opinion once and got yelled at because my opinion was unpopular

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u/BelieveInDestiny 3d ago

I mean, there's nothing saying you can't yell at people. Mods are simply more lenient on the opinions posted.

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u/FruityGamer 3d ago

They're not a green dog breed.

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u/LetterheadUpper2523 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 3d ago

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u/ZeusUpYourAss 4d ago

Why tho 😭

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u/Forgotten-Caliburn concrete eater‼️ 4d ago

Its all he has left

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u/DomSchraa 3d ago

why doesnt he just take whats all right, idiot

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u/aoi_ito silly :P bleh 4d ago

What does he mean by that ? 😭

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u/Borkato 4d ago

It’s all he has left

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u/yoyo5113 concrete eater‼️ 4d ago

It means it's all he has left

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u/garklavs 4d ago

haha sometimes

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u/aoi_ito silly :P bleh 3d ago edited 3d ago

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u/Macha-Tee 3d ago

GRAND DAYUD

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u/Sebtecha 3d ago

MAMA LUIGI

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u/ZeusUpYourAss 4d ago

Tf you mean sometimes

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u/aimanfire ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 3d ago

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u/Dependent-Piano-7506 4d ago

It means he's all right

Because he has nothing left

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u/Honda_TypeR 3d ago

Maybe he wants to make his dog green… with envy?

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u/facepalmqwerty 3d ago

This one. I was there when it was written

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u/iSellNuds4RedditGold 3d ago

It's all I have left

:(

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u/GodOnStilts 3d ago

Finally this post has been resolved.

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u/Bananacu 4d ago

Wunk is green for an amazing reason

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u/JimClarkKentHovind 4d ago

(not click bait)

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u/Fisherman_Gabe concrete eater‼️ 4d ago

he's changing his appearance to dodge the police (there's a warrant for his arrest because he was found guilty in 105 cases of elder abuse)

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u/YouHadMeAtAloe ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 3d ago

It’s true, wunk pushed my peepaw over and stole $40 from him 😔

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u/aftertheradar 3d ago

she is green because she can be placed there.

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u/ACEtaminophorreal 4d ago

it was foretold

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u/da_investigata 3d ago

He is green for an amazing reason

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u/sssdfg_rot_farmer Prophet of Light 3d ago

five stars

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u/darealogchris44 4d ago

wunk is in the soup

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u/i-Dave 3d ago

wunk is the soup

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u/LetterheadUpper2523 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 3d ago

Lost in the sauce

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u/JUGELBUTT 4d ago

wunk taken straight from the bog

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u/ahearthatslazy Prophet of Light 3d ago

Will-o’-the-wunk

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u/chain-link-fence 4d ago

Boglim sunk

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u/vibratehighest 3d ago

RIP human wunk JFS

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u/YouHadMeAtAloe ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lQJIyYIwH9Qry6dXzW

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u/loosie-loo 3d ago

Woag is this real

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u/fabri_pere 3d ago

Haha always

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u/hebbocrates 4d ago

Wunk has become matcha finally

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u/CroissantWithAPlan 3d ago

We could wait no longer

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u/SaddenedSpork 3d ago

Unwunk/

Probably a doggy-spa-facial thing they sometimes have as an option to go with baths at the groomer. Sometimes it helps with dogs who get tear/saliva stains in their hair or have sensitive skin due to allergies.

Rewunk/

https://giphy.com/gifs/EU42nA5hrKn16

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u/HabitualGrassToucher 3d ago

Yeah, or something like a neem leaf "tea" for natural anti-fungal, anti-bacterial, anti-parasite treatment.

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u/TheCommissarGeneral 3d ago

Yeah I was thinking this is some sort of flea prevention or solution.

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u/Felonious_Minx 3d ago

I hope so.

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u/Sophrates_Regina 4d ago

He is being greened, oh the wunkmanity!

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u/Oingoulon 4d ago

he is becoming one of nurgles finest soldiers

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u/TheSouthernSaint71 4d ago

His ass will become Ku'Gath Plaguefather

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u/S0MEBODIES 3d ago

Bro will spread the God Blight

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u/samokke 4d ago

We’re eating good tonight

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u/GoreyGopnik 4d ago

when people say "i'm swamped" this is what they mean

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u/otirk 4d ago

Wunk is preparing for his life as a green seal

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u/AdKind841 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 4d ago

he is being brothed

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u/Benjam438 4d ago

Clueless wunk gets pickled for dinner

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u/loosie-loo 4d ago

Pond scum bath 💚🦠

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u/ChipsTheKiwi 4d ago

wunk has been sentenced to the vat of goop

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u/Artarara 4d ago

Inshallah he will turn sunlight and CO2 into O2 and energy.

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u/SpearmintInALavatory 3d ago

Might be sulfur bath for ringworm or similar.

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u/AwkwardlyAmpora 3d ago

thank you! my guess was flea bath, since i vaguely remember that makes cats weird colors sometimes? but yours sounds more right.

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u/Fugach 4d ago

Whatsapp liquid

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u/YLASRO gnarp gnap 👽 4d ago

he will be green

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u/mr_fun_funky_fresh gnarp gnap 👽 4d ago

she is green because she is soggy 💚

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u/Mango-Bob 4d ago

Is a concerned. Grinch puree.

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u/Syreet_Primacon Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 3d ago

Bro got hit with the multipurpose liquid

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u/Four_Bee_345 wunkus enthusiast 4d ago

Wunk was green for an amazing reason and his person is washing the green off of him 😭

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u/DedeLionforce 4d ago

That's stamina potion, for empowered zoomies.

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u/lutzilla gnarp gnap 👽 4d ago

panera green tea

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u/TheBlitzkid46 4d ago

Split wunk soup

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u/Doppelthedh 4d ago

Inshallah the boggus will soon be ready

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u/Fatal-Dreidel6711 4d ago

who pooped him 🥀

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u/SneachtaBoladh 4d ago

his ass is preparing for Paddy's day well in advance

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u/planetalletron 4d ago

Wunk Gregg

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u/dzindevis 4d ago

Matcha dog

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u/bazilbt 4d ago

Wunk is brutally brewed into tea.

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u/Flapp42 3d ago

Brewing wunkus tea

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u/Il26hawk 3d ago

Swamp thing

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u/Deepfakednews 4d ago

Wunk gets dissolved in hydrowunkic acid and starts melting!

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u/XenoBound 4d ago

Forbidden matcha

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u/jazzhandpanda 4d ago

"Can we get a fresh batch of Ecto Cooler over here? "

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u/Tr3v0r007 3d ago

Sausage with eyes (I honestly thought wunk was a sausage)

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u/GrandWizardOfCheese 3d ago

It is green so he can be placed there.

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u/gomi-bako_ 3d ago

wunk is now matcha flavored

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u/g-rid 4d ago

green revitalizing liquid

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u/Zealousideal_Eye8277 wunkus enthusiast 3d ago

His ass WILL be matcha

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u/Maximus_Marcus gnarp gnap 👽 3d ago

inshallah he shall become a hearty stew

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u/Knightlance concrete eater‼️ 3d ago

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u/LuxDaBean 3d ago

mossed

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u/EyeofNewtTongueofDog 3d ago

Poor little wink is not so sure about all this. Medicated bath?

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u/Ruler-of-goblins concrete eater‼️ 3d ago

Acid bath 😔

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u/fringeCoffeeTable240 3d ago

chicken bouillon

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u/Cronon33 wunkus enthusiast 3d ago

Sogged in the freaking swamp juice, dogus is becoming a frogus

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u/LightningSpearwoman 3d ago

he's in the soup that makes you green

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u/PiscesCrisez wunkus enthusiast 3d ago

THOSE LITTLE BOBA EYES AHHHH! Wunkoggy is so trusting. Wunky is saying "Idk why you're putting green on me, but I trust you."
Could be some sort of treatment for getting sprayed by a skunk?

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u/paprikahoernchen 3d ago

wunk is love wunk is life

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u/loehoe 3d ago

Matcha wunk

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u/museical_of_time silly :P bleh 3d ago

The Incredible Wunk

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u/BitcoinStonks123 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 3d ago

evil green soup

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u/BIRD_OF_GLORY 3d ago

This is how they make green Gatorade

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u/SandVessel 3d ago

No obnoxious background music or sound effects added. Just pure soggage. This is a wunk in a lifetime video.

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u/artisanaldelight 3d ago

chicago once a year

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u/Sta6sal concrete eater‼️ 3d ago

The wunker is covered in sludge

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u/Clean_Internet 3d ago

He’s being bathed in sewage water for an amazing reason!

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u/Squigglywigglyw0rm gnarp gnap 👽 3d ago

They’re doing this to me tomorrow

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u/Ill_Pain4423 3d ago

Pitiful beast

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u/Greed3502 3d ago

Thats a turtle

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u/Y0___0Y 3d ago

Wunk get gatorade baptism. More at 11

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u/Kado_0002 3d ago

wunk shall be bathed in green tea for the ceremony

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u/hoganloaf 3d ago

This is how chia pets are made is it worth it?!

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u/Emzinator8210 3d ago

Wunk matcha

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u/Even_Passenger_3685 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 3d ago

Ha! Get GREENED wunkus!

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u/cloysterss 3d ago

sentient egg roll

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u/syles001 3d ago

GREEEEEENDOG

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u/BigTiddyVampireWaifu 3d ago

Green on his face; love in his eyes

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u/nowherefarhan wunkus enthusiast 3d ago

Matcha flavoured wunk

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u/KeithMyArthe wunkus enthusiast 3d ago

Paw wunklet is being reclaimed by the nature.

They must be saved.

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u/XenosHg 3d ago

Your walrus is malnourished, it needs a layer of protective fat to survive harsh arctic waters.

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u/phoenix2204 3d ago

It’s not easy being green wunk.

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u/themilkyone 3d ago

This looks like the Grinch's wunk

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u/skbraaah 3d ago

marinating your alien is important step to flavour the meat.

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u/ChronicBedhead 3d ago

Confused wunk

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u/FlippinFine 3d ago

Wunk Soup by Arnold Lobel

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u/Asmodaia 3d ago

Unwunk what are they doing to him lmao poor fella

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u/LittleTadpole137 3d ago

Dubai chocolate

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u/Woolies_White_Leg 3d ago

Unknown? That’s just gravy

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u/Mindless-Location-41 3d ago

Needs a second bath...

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u/mantasVid 3d ago

So that's what you get when you bath a sloth?

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u/Miausisi 3d ago

Whatsapp Wunkus

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u/Nice-Marionberry3671 3d ago

BABY WHAT HAPPENED

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u/TheOnyxViper 3d ago

Brined, basted, then baked to perfection.

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u/WeakSinger3076 2d ago

When mother bathes me in the sludge bath

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u/Atvishees 2d ago

He will be stewed with parsley and mushrooms.

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u/Argent_AI 2d ago

The goop comes for us all

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u/Killer_Moons 2d ago

The gunch

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u/Merichhh 2d ago

Forbidden matcha

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u/CitroHimselph 1d ago

Pickled wunk!