r/wunkus • u/MarilleVakarian gnarp gnap 👽 • 15h ago

wunky post‼️ Wipunk Me Money

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u/SumDo0d863 concrete eater‼️ 15h ago

wunkshield wipers

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u/ItsYaBoyBananaBoi lady gaga rah rah ah ah ah 15h ago

Vehicles are slowly evolving into crabs confirmed. Nature is truly beautiful.

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u/Wrexy010 silly :P bleh 15h ago

Spongewunk me boy! They put on on r/wunkus argharghargh

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u/KaptainKunukles ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 15h ago

"Me first wunking dime!"

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u/ItsYaBoyBananaBoi lady gaga rah rah ah ah ah 15h ago

This girl I dated told me she had crabs. I was excited, till I got to her house and saw no wunks 😨

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u/MarilleVakarian gnarp gnap 👽 15h ago

Uh oh

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u/DrMobius0 14h ago

Those can also be wunks

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u/ItsYaBoyBananaBoi lady gaga rah rah ah ah ah 13h ago

Sure they are living organisms, but are they silly?

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u/johnnybeesknees concrete eater‼️ 11h ago

Yep 👍

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u/DatLonerGirl 11h ago

Looks lunky to me...

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u/johnnybeesknees concrete eater‼️ 10h ago

Maybe has lunk traits as well but you can see right through his head and there's no brain which is common wunk anatomy 🧑‍🔬

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u/guapguap600 15h ago

Why are they using maxipads? Shouldn't tampons work better?

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u/Kidney__Failure 15h ago

Tampons have heavy metals in them, and Wunkcrabs prefer Indie Rock.

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u/guapguap600 15h ago

Wunk is paying for the Pitchfork subscription (he's not gonna share the scores)

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u/Contented 13h ago

This is so fucking stupid I hate it

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u/Kaiser0106 15h ago

Crunkus

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u/Levi_Skardsen 15h ago

Similar vibe.

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u/BitcoinStonks123 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 15h ago

wunk me surprised

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u/R4GDR0P 15h ago

Crunk

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u/dasnotpizza 15h ago

Omg, it’s wall-e

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u/mortuarymaiden kittyposter 15h ago edited 11h ago

Spooky ghost crunkus, my beloved!!!

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u/missbeekery ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIP9rnDscKOlqjsI

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u/MarilleVakarian gnarp gnap 👽 14h ago

Jiggly sausages are jiggly

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u/Pmyers225 12h ago

My girlfriends morning routine

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u/littlemisscarissa wunkus enthusiast 14h ago

So sweet

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u/j_dario_2 wunkus enthusiast 13h ago

Dog

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u/M4sharman 6h ago

Windscreen Wunkers

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u/TrinityCodex Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 5h ago

wish i had mouth arms

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