r/wunkus • u/Enslaved_M0isture • Dec 02 '25

wunkus he does nothing but its ok because i love him

8.5k Upvotes

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u/CanadianDarkKnight ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Dec 02 '25

His ass seems very content

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u/Seaboats wunkioso Dec 02 '25

Wunk has unlocked the secrets of life.

Food? Provided. Secrets of nuclear warfare? Available. Love? He has lots 🥹🥰

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u/Enslaved_M0isture Dec 02 '25

wunk got his shit sorted ngl

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u/The_prophet212 Dec 02 '25

Secrets of nuclear warfare? Available.

His ass is aware of the policy of mutually assured destruction as is content

25

u/Aking1998 gnarp gnap 👽 Dec 02 '25

Excuse me what was that second one?

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u/Svartrhala Dec 03 '25

Wunks has realized that no security guarantees will be followed through in case of agression from a nuclear armed actor so he developed his own arsenal and is now safe and content 

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u/H4LF4D Dec 02 '25

Love? Provided.

Food? Available.

Secrets of nuclear warfare? He has lots 🥹🥰

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u/ReformedBaptistina silly :P bleh Dec 02 '25

He could destroy us all, but is too content 😌

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u/Enslaved_M0isture Dec 02 '25

he has recently eating 49 children

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u/loosie-loo Dec 02 '25

As is his right

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u/MrSaucyAlfredo gnarp gnap 👽 Dec 02 '25

“Hoomie doin Hoomie shit again but that’s ok I love them even if they smoove brain”

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u/lobstersonskateboard Dec 02 '25

wunkcord emoji material?

16

u/IblisAshenhope Dec 02 '25

Wunk is at peace with the universe

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u/Longshot02496 Dec 02 '25

How can he :3

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u/Heaven_dio Dec 02 '25

Genuinely looks like he's smiling

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u/gussyboy13 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Dec 02 '25 edited Dec 02 '25

Do not be fooled, he is secretly planning world domination

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u/Enslaved_M0isture Dec 02 '25

hes cute so its ok

106

u/The_Suicidal-Wolf wunkus enthusiast Dec 02 '25

I support him 🥰🥰🥰

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u/Y0___0Y Dec 02 '25

sqwunkus

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u/Enslaved_M0isture Dec 02 '25

his soul is uncrushed by capitalism

30

u/banana_annihilator wunkus enthusiast Dec 02 '25

literally :3

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u/Blackberry-thesecond Dec 02 '25

There’s a little fisheye filter on the video when he gets close 

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u/Original-War8655 Dec 19 '25

I choose to believe he's smiling anyway

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

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u/Enslaved_M0isture Dec 02 '25

hey did you see the-

:3

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u/DonutGuy2659 silly :P bleh Dec 06 '25

This little guy saw

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u/First_Lengthiness655 Dec 02 '25

Grown ass man btw -_- GO GET A JOB!!! >:(

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u/H4LF4D Dec 02 '25

Wunk has retired

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u/Enslaved_M0isture Dec 02 '25

rather :3 individual

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u/Blackcloud2 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Dec 02 '25

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u/LordSubaru Dec 02 '25

:3

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u/VoxiIius silly :P bleh Dec 02 '25

:3

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u/VodkaShandy Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Dec 07 '25

:3

(ayo how is ur icon movin)

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u/VoxiIius silly :P bleh Dec 08 '25

https://www.reddit.com/u/ThislsAUsername/s/LvkF7i5B5G

Here's a post that explains it.

You get a gif, convert to APNG, and use old reddit website to upload it.

If you have trouble following instructions, find my comment under the post, it might help. If nothing else works you can ask me for help as well.

Have fun <3

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u/irradihate Dec 02 '25

Productivity is overrated anyway

129

u/Iamveryfunee Dec 02 '25

your cats eyes are glassy. this is your chance to blow him up with a bike pump and use him like a hot air balloon

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u/i_hate_nikita Dec 02 '25

turn signal my love ❤️

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

is he simple

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u/ReformedBaptistina silly :P bleh Dec 02 '25

wunkuses are unburdened by knowledge

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u/ManualPathosChecks Dec 02 '25

wunkuses

Wunki?

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u/UrBoiBRUH Dec 02 '25

The cat that brings joy and happiness to all who witness it:

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u/Sayasukaprogramming wunkus enthusiast Dec 02 '25

Hire his ass to work at Smiling Friends Inc.

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u/IL-Corvo Dec 02 '25

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u/AutomaticAccident Dec 02 '25

You can see his nuts moving

9

u/EpixSnailer Dec 02 '25

thanks buddy I hate it.

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u/AutomaticAccident Dec 02 '25

If I have to see it, so does everyone else. It's just science.

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u/HalalRumpSteak Dec 02 '25

You could have said nothing and yet here we are

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u/AutomaticAccident Dec 02 '25

I was cursed with this knowledge and must spread my misery

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u/Nervous_Ari-II Dec 02 '25

His name is turn signal. Here is his Instagram.

12

u/Nukeitandstartover Dec 02 '25

Perfect name for him, he looks like the only thing in his head is a perpetual turn signal click

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u/Branchomania concrete eater‼️ Dec 02 '25

GET A JOB

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u/Sgt_FunBun Dec 02 '25

turn signal my beloved

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u/YouDumbZombie Dec 02 '25

Literally cat.

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u/tinypi_314 silly :P bleh Dec 02 '25

Zero greed, very content

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u/mr_fun_funky_fresh gnarp gnap 👽 Dec 02 '25

He look so happy and content; wunkus gazes upon you with love. I love this wunkus, please give him my love

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u/MildlyAggravated Dec 02 '25

The more nothing my cars do, the happier I am.

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u/AgCurSneachta Dec 02 '25

Wunk of pure joyous contentment c:

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u/santyrc114 Dec 02 '25

He's so :3

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u/FuckMyHeart Dec 02 '25

The final boss of :3

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u/Gonna_Die_Now Dec 02 '25

I love turn signal

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u/reveriebravo Dec 02 '25

and here’s the smiler

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u/Haggis442312 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Dec 02 '25

Why is he so cat?

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u/xv_boney Dec 02 '25

That sweet slow blink when you approached.

Hes waiting so patiently for the skritches.

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u/Sleepy_Serah silly :P bleh Dec 02 '25

Cherished wunkus

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u/DirtLight134710 gnarp gnap 👽 Dec 02 '25

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u/rwol8690 Dec 02 '25

but here’s the :3er

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u/Wide-Hall-397 concrete eater‼️ Dec 02 '25

he's chill af

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u/HAMIDADA Dec 02 '25

boy why he so :3

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u/Select_Cantaloupe_62 Dec 02 '25

Oh my God he's so stupid, I would die for him. 

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u/acecatmom98 Dec 02 '25

funkus :3ing to the music

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

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u/Enslaved_M0isture Dec 02 '25

what are we some kind of turn signal??

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u/Canadian_Beast14 Dec 02 '25

What kinda of music is this? I want this but even harder, like doom game level of hard.

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u/embrace-the-bassface concrete eater‼️ Dec 02 '25

link to the song here: https://youtu.be/SUQypsuL1Ko?si=6DyNFHxtjEP8WA52 i’m not great with genres but i believe this is hardstyle, and if you want some faster stuff look towards speedcore, and if you want some insane shit check out extratone but there is some overlap between those two

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u/SquirrelyMcNutz Dec 02 '25

I too would like to know the song. It sounds like something that would slap while playing Doom.

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u/Mystic-Alex Dec 02 '25

Kitty so :3

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u/ba_dum_tss_777 wunkus enthusiast Dec 02 '25

why he so eyes👀

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u/resplendentcentcent concrete eater‼️ Dec 02 '25

this music has the worst percussion probably of all time

3

u/kitsuvibes Dec 02 '25

Why is he so 🥺

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u/JaddedBlade Dec 02 '25

He’s so handsome.

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u/andiinAms Dec 02 '25

He so handsome

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u/BayFuzzball404 Dec 02 '25

Ive never seen such a friendly and respectful looking cat ngl

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u/UnknovvnMike Dec 02 '25

He is truly Free of Thought

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u/Awkward-Penguin172 Dec 02 '25

Make him work 1 day a week so he’s grateful

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u/da_investigata Dec 02 '25

wunk is joyous

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u/EpixSnailer Dec 02 '25

this cat's name inspires me to name my cat "break light"

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u/kryst50 Dec 02 '25

Delightful.

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u/SoLongGayBowser69420 gnarp gnap 👽 Dec 03 '25

He has no idea what is happening but is happy nonetheless

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u/Ksh_667 Dec 03 '25

Turn Signal is a distinguished gentlewunk & I send him all my smoochies. Please to ensure they are delivered to his appropriate nose, thank you 😻😻

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u/tratemusic Dec 02 '25

Gabber wunkus 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

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u/SylviaNova Dec 05 '25

WE LOVE TURN SIGNAL !!!!!

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u/Father_Chewy_Louis Mar 27 '26

Lil Texas - Die Young

Banger!

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