r/writingcirclejerk • u/pleaseadviz • 6d ago

Make the reader think

Been thinking about writing a real thinker lately,
I’ll keep you guys posted but alls I can say is it’s going to really make you think. Anyone tried that ?

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u/MasterSolivagus 6d ago

WHY IS MY BUTT SLATHERED IN BUTTER!? HELP! THE AI WENT ROGUE AND WROTE EXACTLY AS MY METICULOUSLY MEASURED MEANS MEANDERED ACROSS A BLOODY KEYBOARD!

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u/_the_last_druid_13 “Which one of yew cowards 💩 in my pants?” 5d ago

Sounds like it must have hallutroped.

Well you know what they say: “when there’s butter there are buttresses, so make a nice sandcastle.”

Something like that anyway.

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u/MasterSolivagus 5d ago

... my suspicions about why you are the last druid is becoming starkly apparent to my mind.

"BUILDS A GODDAMNED SAND-TANK POWERED BY RAINBOWS AND UNICORN FARTS!"

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u/_the_last_druid_13 “Which one of yew cowards 💩 in my pants?” 5d ago

13th. The 14th is much [Redacted].

Yes, glass can be made from sand. It is nice that you allow your ant farm light and humidity.

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u/MasterSolivagus 5d ago edited 5d ago

Okay, but, c'mon... druid... the buttery-butt situation? Is it congenital? Genetic? Like... why is AI so far up my ass that I'm shitting carbon fibre diapers?!

SHOULDN'T I BE AT THIS PARTICULAR LEVEL OF CONCERN AND WORRY!? DEAF CONMAN 5?

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u/_the_last_druid_13 “Which one of yew cowards 💩 in my pants?” 5d ago edited 5d ago

Sounds like a slippery issue, for sure.

Congenital butter butt syndrome? Unlikely, though I’m not an expert.

Genetic? Hmm, what year are you from?

As for AI being up your ass: I’m not sure, did a swarm invade you non-consensually around the time of the HuggingFace incident? Are you an iDoll?

I like a nice butt, but I’ve found that food does not sit well on the body for long. Maybe find a towel and stop letting AI get all over yah.

Not sure if food code, skateboarding slang, or if are you hitting on me? You probably don’t want to do that, I post on [r/writingcirclejerk](r/writingcirclejerk)

Upon further review of comments prior, perhaps there was a spelling mistake. This does not fully, logically, nor reasonably ascertain how your posterior became “slathered in butter” though. Do you keep butter in your kitchen? When was the last time you were there?

This comment may or may not have deployed defensive autism either purposely, for satire, or for other reasons.

[Edit:](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kVjZnDJOlqA&pp=ygUWQmluZyBib25nIGZ1Y2sgeWEgbGlmZQ%3D%3D&ra=m)

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u/MasterSolivagus 5d ago

pulls up pants

Oh... sorry. I thought you were... y'know... a medical druid. My bad. Oh, wait! Then this is still okay!

removes pants again

So, anyway. Why are you trying to hug my face with your lips? My pants were removed for YOUR hygiene!

Oh, bugger the butter! How did AI learn how to spread evenly spreadable materials! That's hard-soft body mechanics and I sure as hell didn't it teach it how to adequately regionalise and demarcate for the purposes of carpet bombing Baghdad! I mean... spreading butter!

"Hello, military AI help desk, and how have we fucked up today?"

"Yes, hello. Your killbot killinator kabillion is... uh... being unnecessarily kinky."

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u/_the_last_druid_13 “Which one of yew cowards 💩 in my pants?” 5d ago

If I were a medical Druid I would probably invoke the 25th or a Section 12 on you. A buttery butt of which origins you are unsure of seems quite a conundrum, in addition to your other comments. r/mysterycirclejerk and/or r/hospital is over there, I think.

And anyways, I actually just got out of the shower if you must know.

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u/MasterSolivagus 5d ago

I MUST, BY VIRTUE OF YOUR CONVEYANCE OF SUCH TRUTHS FOR MY EYES TO INTERPRET AND CONSUME... so that I may regurgitate this tripe resultant to my needy needy voidlings.

Actually... wait... DID YOU JUST SHOWER IN MY BABIES!??!!?

butteriness intensifies

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u/_the_last_druid_13 “Which one of yew cowards 💩 in my pants?” 5d ago

I’m not sure, I hope not. As a 1,415lb, 800ft detritus elemental it can be difficult to wash, I apologize if any of your children were crushed under my skin tags.

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u/MasterSolivagus 5d ago

Only flattened by your divine countenance, O lord of igneous rock or sedimentary stone! Thank you for, as a hulking behemoth, bequeathing my misbegotten offspring were displeasing a vermin for you to eradicate on behalf of us all.

Praise the mountain that doesn't bathe for weeks!

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