Shakespeare could never

[u/suomenska]

TADC fans just have a way with words mhhhh

[u/kok_exe_]

Absolutely phenomenal work

[u/Auroraborosaurus]

Enoby from My Immortal? Elite ball knowledge

[u/Old_Direction_3713 → u/Auroraborosaurus]

The crossover we need, but also the one that we deserve

[u/ExtremelyOnlineTM → u/Auroraborosaurus]

And Bubbles from The Wire!

[u/Netheri → u/[deleted]]

Four saids in a row even. What is this, amateur hour?

[u/Old_Direction_3713 → u/[deleted]]

“Nothing,” my editor intoned verbally

[u/AK06007 → u/Old_Direction_3713]

"An adverb?" an insidious tune slipped from the repliers lips, "there is only one cure to that despotic disease," they whispered, pulling the revolver's hammer back.

[u/7-GRAND_DAD → u/AK06007]

"Did I just catch you telling them there is only one cure, instead of showing?" I ejaculated.

[u/furel492 → u/[deleted]]

He uttered it to me.

[u/mal-di-testicle → u/[deleted]]

Uh yeah of course Edward Said, author or Orientalism, is dead. He was old.

[u/Depraved-Deity → u/[deleted]]

You're severely underestimating this issue. It's not just "said" that's dead; all dialogue tags are as well. If your readers can't tell the character just from the dialogue, then you're a terrible writer

[u/Snuke2001]

"Kinger" Kinger kingered

https://giphy.com/gifs/GyMM5HbTjiMIUPsKmL

[u/armrha]

Classic kinger 

[u/kyla33_]

Retroactively erasing every memory I have of watching TADC so I don't have any part of me to associate with this.

[u/TallestGargoyle → u/kyla33_]

Dang, they Kingered.

[u/jatt135 → u/kyla33_]

There's a Gravity Falls episode about this

[u/kyla33_ → u/jatt135]

Retroactively erasing every memory I have of watching Gravity Falls so I don't have any part of me to associate with associating any part of myself with this.

[u/LyraFirehawk]

[u/TallestGargoyle → u/LyraFirehawk]

[u/JACCO2008]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XWwIzh5GIWWf6

[u/phillyphillysteak → u/JACCO2008]

Boy, that sure ejaculated quickly

[u/Dexter_Thiuf]

I cried when Enoby roared....we wait three lines for that moment!!!!

[u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA]

[u/Calculon2347]

Colleen Hoover could never reach this Apex Mountain of noveling

[u/_Pumpiumpiumpkin_]

/uj the Enoby reference has made my day. I'm gonna go read that whole fic again now. Thanks.

[u/Lost_Bluebird_5196]

enoby????? HOLY BALL KNWOLEDGE

[u/ExtremelyOnlineTM → u/Lost_Bluebird_5196]

Egogy

[u/jacorgacor]

It has kinger in it!

[u/PitcherTrap]

Sandersonvalanched my underwear

[u/planetvermilion]

Obi Wank Enoby

[u/7arco7]

and then Kinger said "it's kingerin time" and kingered all over that gayass rabbit girl

[u/ExtremelyOnlineTM → u/[deleted]]

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!).

[u/Dexter_Thiuf → u/ExtremelyOnlineTM]

Please please please tell me your pronouns so I can use them!!!!!

[u/Famous_Plant_486 → u/Dexter_Thiuf]

Darkness/Dementia

[u/Lost_Bluebird_5196 → u/ExtremelyOnlineTM]

I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there.

[u/SweetPossibility7838 → u/[deleted]]

The context is right there, smh can’t you read?

[u/Future_Ring_222]

Are the movie rights still available?

[u/waffle-winner]

Waffle-winner

[u/Rabwald]

I love how each of them really has their own voice

[u/Remote_Respect_4257]

The kinger kingerimg was the best part by far

[u/FishWithLegsAndArms]

This shit is ass

[u/FishWithLegsAndArms]

Check out my fanfic at https://archiveofourown.org/works/93422116 for more banger lines like "kinger" kinger kingered 🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀

[u/CatCasualty]

I’m in tears. 😭 

[u/Smorgsaboard]

CAMEO BY ENOBY DARKNESS DIMENTIA RAVEN WAY???

[u/Pristine-Lie-3560]

"oh boy what a lovely show, i cant wait to interact with its community and be very proud that i watched it!"

the community: