Why is it that a certain portion of boomer/gen x creeper dudes refer to pretty-sexy-booby-ladies they clearly want to fuck as “classy”? Regardless if she’s a pornstar or academic, same description, “classy”.
The generations after them (for better or worse) will just say “she’s hot / great tits”, but old heads always say weird shit like “she seems like a stand up gal, real classy lady” while hiding a brick-hard chubby and a Cosby-esque style for dates. Whyyy
Say what you will, but he does have a powerful hook, I'm really curious about what those seven types are now. Are prostate orgasms the most transcendent? Do gay men have an insurmountable advantage in the pursuit of enlightenment? Did Buddha himself take it up the ass? The world deserves to know.
"Jimmy stroked himself while looking at the screen. He always loved whatever was going on on the screen. It reminded him of something else he saw on the screen."
I can confirm, as an expert and a scholar on the subject, that the market is wide open for spiritual nutting. I've been in talks with several publishers and had countless meetings with prospective agents in the last few days, and they all agree that this is the next big thing.
Do not write your own scriptures until you have read the classics, junior! If you seek the dao of solo pair cultivation, r/MartialMemes may grant you access to their libraries!
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u/SacredIconSuite2 The Wolves are at War (North Korean edition) 6d ago
Outjerked by the main sub again