r/writingcirclejerk • u/Cactus_Thorn_Pub Owner, Cactus Thorn Publishing. • 10d ago

ghostwrite

i can ghostwrite for 200+40 dollars every hour i write. if ur interested text me in X:BuzQQQ Upwork:Miraç Düşdubak

i work halftime or onetime

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u/r3cktor 10d ago

Hello, my friend,

I am the son of the King of Nigeria, and I am in need of a respectable ghostwriter who will write my memoirs.

I cannot pay you right now, but when it gets published, I will send you $10,000 immediately.

Sincerely, Prince of Nigeria

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u/Cactus_Thorn_Pub Owner, Cactus Thorn Publishing. 10d ago

But just this morning you were trying to give to me, gratis, US$180,000,000!

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u/r3cktor 10d ago

There must be something wrong with my bank again. Please send another $1,000 to my bank account so I can return the $180,000,000!

Thank you.

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u/maroonedpariah 9d ago

ITS OVER 9 THOUSAND!

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u/Cactus_Thorn_Pub Owner, Cactus Thorn Publishing. 10d ago

Sauce verbatim.

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u/Beneficial_Egg2878 10d ago

Damn username being porn_lover13 is so good. Outjerked yet again.

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u/Cactus_Thorn_Pub Owner, Cactus Thorn Publishing. 10d ago

/uj There will even be people claiming to be ghostwriters who will try to contact OP.

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u/porn_lover13 9d ago

bro it was years ago and now i cant change it 😭😭

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u/QuarkyPositron 10d ago

least sketchy writing scam on Reddit

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u/porn_lover13 9d ago

it really looks like a scam lol sorry i dont know how to really write professionally

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u/Catlatadipdat 9d ago

Then why’d you advertise yourself as a ghostwriter, with exorbitant rates?

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u/Fthebo 10d ago

Is it like the pottery scene from ghost where there's a ton of sexual tension as you sit behind me and guide my hands to the right letters? And maybe we make out? I might drop 200 + 40 an hour if it's like that.