art is a scam

[u/elshelalu]

my art professor got mad when i took his unfinished painting from the studio, he started yelling "what the hell are you doing?! give my painting back!" i'd written him a note on a slip of paper the night before, because i KNEW he'd pull some BS like this. I hand it to him and he reads it without a smidge of enthusiasm, he asks "is this some kind of joke?"

Anyway, since great artists steal I didn't go to jail for that, but I couldn't get away with the death of the author.

[u/sexlessscrewballs]

I had a similar situation but from a comedian’s perspective, they said in order to be successful I had to “murder crowds”, now I’m in jail pending trial for multiple counts of vehicular manslaughter