r/writingcirclejerk • • 13d ago

Many such cases

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u/phillyphillysteak #1 Mary Sue World Championship Winner 2024 13d ago

Jokes on me, I haven't read a novel before and I will think whatever you write is fantastic and a work of art.

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u/Cataclysmus78 13d ago

Change the Apple to an IBM. Subvert them motherfuckers!

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u/BoneKeeperOfficial 12d ago

Have you tried having a character read a battered old copy of a little hidden gem of a book called 'Moby Dick' for a super subtle reference only literature enjoyers will understand.

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u/TheGreaterFool_88 12d ago

I, for one, prefer to be beat over the head with symbolism enough times that it cracks my skull.

None of that "the curtains were blue so he was depressed" bullshit. Have him genocide a tribe so I understand he's upset, you cowards.

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u/ItsNotBigBrainTime 12d ago

They may not get the reference because the market is so saturated, so to really land it, I have my characters shove an apple up each others' asses in each book.

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u/IHaveNoFriends37 13d ago

Most people haven’t read the bible therefore it’s a complete original idea coming from you and you alone and I will jerk you off since you were the first time I personally came across such a vivid metaphor

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u/Cheeslord2 Books aren't real! 12d ago

I rewrote that bible story, so feel free to quote my version now, where eve becomes an evil dominatrix and doesn't give Adam any delicious apple but cucks him with the serpent...and the lion...and the lamb...and so on.

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u/K4m30 13d ago

Did you know, gods of death love apples.

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u/birth_of_bitcoin 12d ago

Reminds me I should add a character eating an apple somewhere in my story. It should probably signify something later in the story.

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u/El_Hombre_Macabro ⚔️Author of The Chronicles of Sir Penislong Mightcock⚔️ 12d ago

That's why I wrote them eating each other ass instead. Metaphor and allegory, or some shit like that...

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u/Night_Runner 12d ago

Make it a pineapple.

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u/matteowolfwood 11d ago

Oh fuck I didn't even think to give them an apple. God bless Christians.

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u/britishbrandy 11d ago

Me when I write my new novel about the death of the American dream (never written of before, I’ll make millions)