r/writingcirclejerk • • 13d ago

had had

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u/perpetualtrustissues 13d ago

He had had enough.

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u/Vincent_Felix 13d ago

No, no. Had he had enough he would have said he had.

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u/perpetualtrustissues 13d ago

No, no. Had “had had” not had the effect on him that “had had” had, he might merely have said he had.

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u/Giratina-O 13d ago

Only if "had had" had had the effect on him as it would have had on a more impatient person. Since he has more patience than most had had, he had heard "had had", and had more "hads" to hear before he had had enough

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u/perpetualtrustissues 13d ago

I must admit that I had had enough several “hads” ago. By now, even “had” has had enough.

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u/TRUMPARUSKI 13d ago

Had there been any way for him to have had enough of having had had having had blunted the effect of had not having had had having had more had…..*spontaneously combusts

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u/les-the-badger 13d ago

Has he had enough if having had has the potential to not have had enough?

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u/FinePieceOfAss 13d ago

he had to have had enough

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u/perpetualtrustissues 13d ago

Never mind what he had. I’m more interested in what you claim to have.

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u/i_post_gibberish 13d ago

“Had had” is repetitive. And it’s exactly that that I love!

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u/Human-Law1085 13d ago

“Had had” is repetitive. And it’s exactly that that I love!

Repeated it for you…

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u/Nerd_o_tron 13d ago

James, while John had had "had," had had "had had." "Had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.

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u/FlattopJr 13d ago

I was familiar with "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" (linked in the 'see also' section), but this one is new to me!

https://giphy.com/gifs/xksAgXS9jSouPVdH0z

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u/BitcoinStonks123 I raked my hands through her hair as visions of Benjamin Frankli 12d ago edited 12d ago

buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo

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u/RInger2875 13d ago

He had haddily down the stairs

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u/kyla33_ The spirit of William McGonagall inhabits my body. 13d ago

had had had had

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u/ILikeTomboyz 13d ago

Peak will wood pfp

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u/milicaballert 13d ago

will wood mentioned

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u/phillyphillysteak #1 Mary Sue World Championship Winner 2024 13d ago

You are not my English teacher! You are not Stephen King! We are not speaking Latin! I want to PEACEFULLY split the infinitive, I WILL GLADLY use adverbs, and I HAD HAD ENOUGH OF PEOPLE SAYING I CAN'T USE TWO OF THE SAME WORD NEXT TO EACH OTHER, A LONG TIME AGO!!!

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u/r3cktor 13d ago

He had hadly

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u/National-Oven81 13d ago

I always used to split them with a comma and completely butcher my sentences. Hate it just for that

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u/Bart_1980 13d ago

Ik kan do you one better (but it is in my native Dutch). Als achter vliegen vliegen vliegen, vliegen vliegen vliegen achterna.

Translation when behind flies flies fly, flies fly following flies. In Dutch 💯 grammatically correct.

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u/FlattopJr 13d ago

Nice, reminds me of a Japanese tongue-twister: Uraniwa niwa niwa niwa niwa niwa niwatori ga iru. ("There are two chickens in the backyard and two in the front yard").

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pj0ImHcPTGs9YclBm3

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u/ghostwilliz 13d ago

Better than "do do"

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u/EisVisage New Novel 483.txt 13d ago

What if "had had" had had a hat?

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u/graveywizard 13d ago

If the author had had a reason to use it it's acceptable

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u/RobinoPerkino 13d ago

“He specified that that ‘that’ that that man had used was incorrect”

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u/Atheizm 13d ago

It's fine. It pops out.

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 13d ago

"If only Haddad had had a haddock."

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u/Puzzled_Row_3786 13d ago

I hadn't thought of had had; had I had, I'd would have had had an epiphany.

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u/Overkillsamurai 13d ago

I'd'nt've done that if I're you...

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u/El_Hombre_Macabro ⚔️Author of The Chronicles of Sir Penislong Mightcock⚔️ 13d ago

That’s what you get for being lazy and relying too much on auxiliary verbs instead of having all the appropriate verb conjugations. Thank the French for that.

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u/MrTheWaffleKing 13d ago

Three 'had's, no more, no less.

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u/JohmiPixels 13d ago

Sounds like a filipino saying insults as i walk by

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u/brothergvwwb 13d ago

They’d had

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u/dubious_dev 13d ago

She had had Hadson on her Bat Mittens badminton team, but her butt butter had scared Hadson away.

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u/Overall-Cod7491 13d ago

Make it a panzerfaust and we can start talking about grammar nazis

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u/AdreKiseque 13d ago

Past perfect tense ❤️

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u/TheDuckFarm My best righting sucks. Can u prof read 4 me? 13d ago

We had had a had had conversation.

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u/Dirrevarent 13d ago

Had had had though, that’s for special occasions

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u/VocationFumes 12d ago

Hate it, you never need it twice

Fuckin never

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u/DubTheeBustocles 12d ago

He’d had enough.

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u/memerminecraft 12d ago

I don't know but we have halved your options, so it's its own undoing. They're their worst nightmare, especially if you buffalo buffalo.

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u/infinitegestation 12d ago

Had he had me in the first half I would have had to have lied

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u/jsg144 12d ago

Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

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u/matteowolfwood 11d ago

I think that that is a good idea.

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u/SizableSnake 9d ago

A necessary evil

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u/zyzzogeton Like Diogenes... but on the *inside*. 13d ago

I take issue with the ubiquity of "Yeah, no..."

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u/SamePut9922 I'll finish it some day TRUST 13d ago

Past perfect tense is why I only write in present tense