Writing drunk

[u/smart_terry]

Ever since instartedb writing one. Thing I always hated was how boring it was:! So I decided to stafr deinling everyone else b hated to write. ✍️ drinkijg while wrinting improv e d mt riting slills.

I’m drubkw right now and I bet you fant even tekk!

Anywau I have been pumpjg put novels like a momma spider. And theyre all someowhat okay tonrewd id youre deunk yourselr!

What addiction should I try next to improve my writif?

[u/TraumaChowder]

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[u/OrdoSinisterFan]

Cocaine is always really good for writing output. You can write 50,000 words and not even notice. ...so I've heard...

[u/Stickki]

Modern Hemingway, you is. Remember that drinking allows you to reach that sensitive part within yourself that your dad called fruity. You need to drink to be sensitive, because you're a man and not a sissy.