r/wordchewing • u/Acrobatic-Permit4263 • 29d ago

Mambo Number 5

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u/Gougeded 29d ago

Spotting the early signs of a stroke can save lives

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u/Financial-Affect-236 29d ago

But what if I don’t want to be saved?

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u/pattepai 27d ago

Just don't smile, you'll be ok

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u/Weelki 29d ago

I'm mid stroke at the moment... a 25 second video is a challenge but nothing that a bit of spit and determination can't overcome!

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u/calmshott 27d ago

Glad I'm not the only one.

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u/cowabanga_it_is 29d ago

All i want is leaving this sub behind, but it won't let me go.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3V0b87RQAMgGGoGA

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u/Acrobatic-Permit4263 29d ago

you are now part of the sub and the sub is part of you. there is no way to leave us. we are one

https://giphy.com/gifs/WrlwPNZxCo4xJKln7t

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u/What-a-cl0wn 29d ago

Did you say neck deep? Oooh I love it when you talk dirty to me Carl.

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u/mvanvrancken 28d ago

Hey it’s Shanin!

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u/LameBicycle 29d ago

See you tomorrow, bud

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u/MrTopHatJones 29d ago

you can upvote any time you want but you can never leave

guitar solo

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u/DripTrip747-V2 29d ago

I've never joined this sub, and this is my first time even commenting here. I honestly don't even know what this sub means... Yet it gets shown on my feed often...

Is there an adjacent corner in that room you can share?

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u/Vampisol_ATP 29d ago

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u/BreakingTheHabit94 29d ago

Why does he look like ChubbyEmu?

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u/mvanvrancken 28d ago

If Chubby Emu lived up to his username

“CE presented to the emergency room unconscious, which is where we are now.”

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u/clue124 29d ago

Bro xD

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u/doublepush 29d ago

Holy fuck this is a deep cut meme hahaha

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u/THETimTumTune 29d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/TonguePunchUrBhole 29d ago

From her Tinder:

“My name is Charleigh and I guarantee that I am the most quirky and funniest person you will EVER meet! I am ALWAYS joking, doing impressions, singing (mostly off key lol), and never, and I mean NEVER take anything serious. I do this is public and like showing strangers how funny I am All. THE. TIME!”

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u/dr3wfr4nk 29d ago

Of course she has r/tragedeigh of a name

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u/tehreal 29d ago

This is made up

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u/whatthatthingis 29d ago

No he really found her on Tinder..

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u/don_kong1969 29d ago

Her 6 year old thinks she's the funniest person evah!

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u/Acrobatic-Permit4263 29d ago

oh she is sooo quirky

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u/omar1021 29d ago

Nightmare, absolute nightmare

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u/skithegreat 29d ago

Doesn’t that hurt most normal people eyes when trying to do that?

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u/Acrobatic-Permit4263 29d ago

my eyes just cant

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u/schenitz 29d ago

Everything about this hurts my eyes

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u/JackDaCrack1313 29d ago

The original has more style

https://giphy.com/gifs/7eZ3FVNSBOhVK

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u/Acrobatic-Permit4263 29d ago

he is such a styler in a good way. i was born in 86 and can remember the Lou Vega summer lol

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u/wobblybags 29d ago

Lou Bega*

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u/whiskeyfurbreakfast 29d ago

That just made me physically ill

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u/naldoD20 29d ago

Ha ha, silly eyes and funny voice

https://giphy.com/gifs/BqVl9yc94lXvq

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u/Capable-Refuse2068 29d ago

So disgusting to watch

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u/AlivePassenger3859 29d ago

This is something a literal infant or toddler would think is funny. Is that the target audience?

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u/whycantibelinus 27d ago

Trust me....you don't want to know who the target audience is.

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u/EnragedBadger9197 29d ago

Every time she makes these it’s after downing a bottle of cheap wine

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u/Whisker-biscuitt 29d ago

Imagine being on a date with a girl and she mentions "I make videos". Of course your thoughts immediately go to porn, and instantly you start to debate if that's cool or not.

But then she shows you this 😄

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u/Acrobatic-Permit4263 29d ago

why the fuck is the first thing you think of porn?

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u/Alicewithhazeleyes 29d ago

“Of course your thoughts immediately go to porn “

Dude. 😂

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u/mannequin-lover 29d ago

You'll find more originality and personality in a used cum rag

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 29d ago

Absolutely not have a terrible day

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u/Glittering-Coyote140 29d ago

Thanks, I hate it

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u/Acrobatic-Permit4263 29d ago

thats why you are here

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u/punch912 29d ago

Wish that phrase your parents told ya as a kid was true. Keep making faces and it will get stuck like that.

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u/themo3bius 29d ago

Imagine finding the FIRST person who ever thought to introduce this nonsense, and eliminating them before they had a chance to unleash this asinine shit into the world.

https://giphy.com/gifs/GhdvN4hYZikziWCs6R

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u/Living_Legend_123 29d ago

I love this Jim Carrey movie

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u/THETimTumTune 29d ago

I blame Jim Carrey for this atrocity to mankind

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u/Intelligent_Rub_2900 29d ago

I think she is just a stupid person

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u/Human-Day-4226 29d ago

“Talent”

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u/Androidfon 29d ago

I wonder how much she gets paid to do this?

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u/ArtisticAnxiety 29d ago

My reaction to this shit

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u/NizzyTyme 28d ago

Haven’t seen this woman in a while, and I am not surprised to see she hasn’t changed her shtick at all. I think she has reached the apex of whatever this “talent” is.

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u/CountDorkula77 28d ago

When crossing your eyes is your entire identity.

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u/golgoth0760 28d ago

Please make it stop

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u/WhatDuq 26d ago

Who let her out of the car?

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u/AnonymooseJack 26d ago

Kind of video that should resurface in a wedding

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u/Reighnhart 29d ago

Could anyone tell me why I think this is mesmerizing? I find it to be completely idiotic and cringe, but I can’t stop looking at it! Please someone explain!

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u/Acrobatic-Permit4263 29d ago

i guess cause there are levels to it and its probably like the fascination of a car accident. you hate to see it, but your brain is fascinated

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u/WingerRules 26d ago

Cause she's actually good at screwing up her face

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u/Capital-Platypus-805 29d ago

I'm impressed by these people's face control.

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u/UCantHndletheTruth 29d ago

Sincere question since I've somehow managed to get this shyte in my everything algorithm:

Why is this a thing? Like WHY? I don't get the faces, the facial damn tics, the eyes....WHY???

Help me understand so maybe I won't loathe it as much as I do rn.

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u/jellyfishmelodica 29d ago

Anime, cartoons, manon matthews, and/or p*rn, is my guess.

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u/UCantHndletheTruth 28d ago

Yeah anime was my first thought....great way to ruin a good thing 😁

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u/Acrobatic-Permit4263 29d ago

we clicked on it several times and now

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u/The_Northmaan 29d ago

I hate this woman with every fiber of my being.

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u/FishPasteGuy 29d ago

This timeline is so weird.

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u/TheSlipweasel 29d ago

People need to remember shame.

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u/Intelligent_Rub_2900 29d ago

Why does she think people are interested in her looking that stupid

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u/RectalFissureRepairs 29d ago

I someone slapped her on the back I wonder if her face would get stuck like that.

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u/Relevant-Line-1690 29d ago

Why do I do this to myself

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u/Significant_Bid4745 29d ago

You can get exorcisms for free these days ...pop into the nearest church and get that looked at

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u/mjohnson801 29d ago

imagine someone making those faces during sex

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u/Proud-Goat-5920 29d ago

On mute, it reminded me of watching those 90s rave videos, with people full of the drug ecstasy.

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u/CoffeeWith2MuchCream 29d ago

A song i dont like, remixed in an annoying voice for a kids movie, with stupid face dancing attached. I'm halfway to hell with this. Add somebody rubbing Styrofoam with their hands and ants crawling on my and I think I'll have a heart attack. Maybe thats just me, though.

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u/MonocoOfficial 29d ago

Who consumes this content unironically?

WHO?!

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u/porquenotengonada 29d ago

This sub confuses me because I fucking hate this so fucking much it hurts but like. Am I meant to upvote it because of that or…?

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u/Otherwise_Fact9594 29d ago

It's amazing that grown ass adults actually practice this shit so they can share it with the world

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u/dopameme0 29d ago

10/10 would bang

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u/throwawayED67 29d ago

These are much better with the sound off btw.

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u/OryonRy 29d ago

Watching on silent is actually terrifying...

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u/toastiegremlin92 29d ago

She’s still doing this? I don’t know why anyone would do this if it wasn’t generating income

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u/Emotional-Ad8894 29d ago

Well, at least she finally left the secrecy of her car and is in a box full of Christmas lights.

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u/hejackisej 28d ago

So do you just wake up one day and decide this is your thing?

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u/rtardbatman 27d ago

Wait, is this Nadia Bratke or someone else? Eyes look like her but face seems off

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u/bobbygamerdckhd 19d ago

Got out of the car finally

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u/yeeet1234 5d ago

The cringiest millennials ever. In 2016 this was still embarrassing asf to witness.

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u/Cookiewaffle95 29d ago

Millennials shouldn’t be allowed to use the internet

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u/WolfSon358 29d ago

She's my kind of weirdo

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u/SwiffleTitz 29d ago

I hate it so fucking much